I have seen a lot of things in my two decades in the investment industry, but seeing a verbal cage fight between a senile 76 year-old corporate raider and a white-haired, 46 year-old Harvard grad makes for surprisingly entertaining viewing. The investment heavyweights I am referring to are the elder Carl Icahn, Chairman of Icahn Enterprises, and junior Bill Ackman, CEO of Pershing Square Capital Management. If getting a few billionaires yelling at each other on live TV is not enough to interest you, then how about adding some tongue-laced f-bombs coupled with blow-by-blow screaming from background traders?
What's the source of the venomous, spitting hatred between these stock market tycoons? In short, it can be boiled down to a decade old lawsuit (profitable for both I might add), and a disagreement over the short position of a controversial stock, Herbalife (HLF). Regarding the legal spat, in 2003 the SEC was investigating Ackman while his Gotham Partners hedge fund was collapsing, so Ackman asked Icahn to buy shares of Hallwood Realty in hopes of salvaging his fund. Eventually, Icahn bought shares, but a difference in opinion over the transaction led to a lawsuit that Icahn lost, thereby forcing him to pay Ackman $9 million.
Icahn also had a beef with Ackman's handling of Herbalife: Parading in front of hundreds of investors to self-indulgently create a bear raid on an unsuspecting company is poor form in Icahn's view, and Carl wanted to make sure Ackman was aware of this investing faux pas.
Normally, investing reporting over cable television is rather mundane, unless you consider entertainers like Jim Cramer yelling "booyah" amusing (see also my article on Mr. Booyah)? On the other hand, if you enjoy billionaires embracing the spirit of the Jerry Springer Show by screaming purple-faced profanities, then you should check out the CNBC cage fight here in its entirety:
If you lack time in your busy schedule to soak in the full bloody battle, then here is a synopsis of my favorite highlights:
Icahn on Ackman the "Crybaby": "I really sort of have had it with this guy Ackman….I get a call from this Ackman guy. I'm telling you, he's like the crybaby in the schoolyard. I went to a tough school in Queens. They used to beat up the little Jewish boys. He was like a little Jewish boy crying that the world was taking advantage of him."
Ackman Referring to Icahn as a "Bully" and Himself as "Roadkill on the Hedge Fund Highway": "Why did he [Icahn] threaten to sue me? He was a bully. Okay? I was not in a good place in my business career. I was under investigation by Spitzer, winding down my fund. There was negative press about Gotham Partners. I was short MBIA (MBI). They were aggressively attacking me and Carl Icahn thought this guy [Ackman] is roadkill on the hedge fund highway… This is not an honest guy [Icahn] who keeps his word. This is a guy who takes advantage of little people."
Agitated Icahn Tearing a New One for Scott Wapner (CNBC Commentator): "I didn't get on to be bullied by you [Wapner]… I'm going to talk about what I want to talk about. Okay? If you want to take that position, I will never go on CNBC. You can say what the hell you want. I'm going to talk about what Ackman just said about me, not about Herbalife. I'll talk about Herbalife when I want to, not when you ask me. I'm never going on a show with you again, that's for damn sure. Let's start with what I want to say. Ackman is a liar."
Icahn on Another Ackman Rampage: "I will tell you something. As far as I'm concerned, he wanted to have dinner with me and I laughed. I couldn't figure out if he was the most sanctimonious guy or the most arrogant… the guy takes inordinate risk…I don't have an investment with Ackman. I wouldn't have one if you paid me, if Ackman paid me to do it… I made a huge mistake getting involved with him…After he won [the lawsuit], he planted some article in the New York Times pounding his chest telling the world how great he was. You know, as far as I'm concerned the guy is a major loser."
New CNBC Revenue Stream?
There hasn't been this much fireworks since Professor Jeremy Siegel took Bill Gross to task on the Pimco Boss's assessment that the "cult of equity is dying" last July. In retrospect, that minor tiff was child's play relative to the Icahn vs. Ackman battle. With CNBC viewership down from pre-crisis levels, the network may strongly consider instituting a new pay-per-view revenue stream dedicated to battles between opposing investment enemies. I will even offer up my services to verbally smack down some of the enemies I've written about previously. If my phones don't ring, then I can always offer up my American Investment Idol concept in which I can play Simon Cowell.
This may or may not be the last round of the Carl Icahn and Bill Ackman fight, but the ultimate bragging rights may depend on the ultimate outcome of Ackman's Herbalife short. If Icahn makes a tender offer for Herbalife, I will anxiously wait for CNBC's Scott Wapner to invite Carl back on the show. I can hardly wait…
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