Ugly Conference Call Moments -- Barnes & Noble (AMZN, BKS)

Here's Joseph Lombardi, CFO of Barnes and Noble (BKS), talking on his company's May 18th conference call (excerpt from the full BKS transcript):

Sales at BarnesAndNoble.com were $91 million, flat with a year ago.

Oh dear. Amazon (AMZN) sold $815 million of books, music and video in the US in the same quarter, up 17% year over year.