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So, at this year's annual World Economic Forum meeting in Switzerland, the United States trumped up the "Buy American" dogma. Canadian Finance Minister, Jim Flaherty, responded by pronouncing that American "protectionism" would be "met by resistance" by countries around the globe- but that Canada would not effect trade restrictions of its own.
After all, why should Canada stand in the way? They are the number one trading partner of this United States.
Although other countries fear the latest US evolution in its trade policy, Canada does not. And, it's all good- we need them. They need us. They ARE us. We are one and the same. Keep reading.
And, therefore, I say- let's get this charade out of the way already- and officially make Canada our 51st State.
Seems outrageous doesn't it?
I know. I know.
Hate me today. But, love me tomorrow, eh? 
But, in an overwhelming variety of ways- it makes a lot more sense than you might think.
Canada, that Great-White land mass due north of the United States contains, quite possibly, the richest body of natural resources in the world- iron ore, nickel, zinc, copper, gold, lead, molybdenum, potash, diamonds, silver, fish, timber, wildlife, coal, petroleum, natural gas and hydro-electric power.
Canadian-based companies such as Canadian Natural Resources Limited (CNQ), Barrick Gold Corporation (ABX) and Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan, Inc (POT) are just a few of Canada's major players in the global resource boom of recent years.
Yet, as of 2008, there were only 33 million Canucks living in a surface area of 3.85 million square miles- or roughly 5.4 people per square mile of arable land- which is ranked 166th out of 168 of the world's arable countries. All those resources- and so few people. Sounds suspicious. Where's all that money going? All Canadians must be rich. No? Or maybe just a handful have all the dough- and the rest go to hockey games with flasks of wine and beer, wondering the same thing.
Anyways, let's face it- the only way you can tell Canadians apart from Americans is if you listen to the accent- and, you know we Americans love to make fun of it. But, it's not unlike Sarah Palin having bred children, don't ya know, in Fargo, North Dakota.
So, hey- let's not throw stones.
And, of course, Canadians grow up wanting to be Americans. They watch exactly the same television shows as us on US-affiliated Canadian networks. They supply us with an endless star-studded list of talent- from Jim Carey, Mike Meyers and Howie Mandel on the comedic side (all of whom, when they had the chance, took the first American-bound bus out of Canada they could find), to K.D. Lang, Celine Dion and Sarah McLachlan on the singing side.
And- as, everyone knows- Captain Kirk is Canadian.
On an economic basis- Canada's gigantic resources would offer the USA an incredible, indescribable boost. The United States, in fact, is already the major importer of Canadian resources. Suffice to say, the U.S has become entirely dependent on Canadian oil. We import nearly $5 billion worth of steel and iron from the North. The combined resources of the two countries would offer all types of industries a seemingly endless backstop of supply. Whether for internal use, or for export.
Indeed, there is enough oil in all that Canadian shale to last us oil-addicted Americans several lifetimes- and then some. Plus- we wouldn't have to go digging in the near-term, certainly, for our own vast 3 trillion barrel shale deposits buried under Colorado, Utah and Wyoming- so U.S. environmentalists might smile a bit the next time Senator Orrin Hatch gurgles about trofting the Rockies (although, of course, oil shale extraction is definitely not green).
I mean- at least in Canada- mostly all their oil shale can be found in the tar sand boonies of those pitless-wonders, Saskatchewan and Alberta.
Of course, from a security stand-point- merging Canada into the United States effectively eliminates one giant coast-to-coast border: a border which scoundrels have used for years to enter into our country; all they've had to do is fly into Canada and then sneak over the vast porous border into the U.S. If Canada became part of the United States- security could be greatly enhanced, especially by only allowing international flights into Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver.
You know- I'm not alone in wanting to grab a big piece of Canada as an investment in our future. China, over the last several years, has been steadily, stealthily and methodically buying up Canada right behind our backs.
And, China's Huawei Technologies Co. Ltd. reportedly recently made a play to buy Canadian telcom equipment giant Nortel Networks (NT) - all of it. The entire company - which is now in chapter 11 bankruptcy. This, even though in March 2008, the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS) had previously nixed Huawei's desire to buy a 16.5% stake in Massachusetts-based, 3Com Corp. (COMS) citing national security concerns. It makes no sense, either from an economic, or a security point-of-view, to let China keep doing what they're doing unabated. In fact, it is outrageous that this has been going on up in Canada- in our own backyard. What are you Canadians thinking???
In 2002, Leger Marketing of Montreal polled Americans about annexing Canada to the United States, and roughly 40% said they would be in favor it. 49% disagreed. In September 2001, Leger had done a similar poll of Canadians - and, in regard to Canada being annexed by the USA, only 20% of Canadians agreed. In fact, 76.5% rejected the idea! And there have been similar polls conducted over the years. Seems like the same results. A strong minority of Americans favor it. And the strong majority of Canadians firmly reject the idea.
Hmm. Sounds to me like Canadians need some more prodding. Are you Ontario Loyalists still bitter about what happened in 1776? Are you French Canadians still hanging your chapeaux on trying to separate altogether from Canada and becoming your own country- OUI or NON? "Je me souviens?" -don't make me laugh...
Time to get over it. We need each other. For economic and security reasons, to name just two. Is there really even a Canadian "identity," in the first place, in which to vest any nationalistic pride whatsoever?
No. That went out the window when Pierre Trudeau went to Harvard.
So I say- let's make you Canadians an offer.
"We'll make you our 51st State." And you say, "Sure- what a great idea. We're one and the same, anyways. Thought you'd never ask!"
(The author holds no positions in any of the stocks mentioned in this article)
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This article has 52 comments:
I can understand why the polling is so different in Canada.
Save your 51st state for some other smuck, like Iraq. We're quite happy with the status quo.
Although there are many nice places in America most Canadians could never live there due to the social attitude of millions of ignorant consumers (my pet word for Americans). By the way have you ever actually heard a southern American, trailer park trash, inbred flag waver, klu-kluz-klan member, NRA lover remotely say anything resembling intelligent. Infact I think it is just the opposite, most Americans, at least those who have stepped beyond the borders (yah both of you) would prefer to be Canadian. As proof how many Americans have we met traveling that wear a Maple Leaf while traveling. Better than the American flag/target.
All I can say is go ahead and try it. Ever heard of Israel and Palenstine? You think a couple of Arabs taking down the towers was something.......I assure you Canada would fight to the end.
Unbelievable just how arrogant you are! And your Editors are even worse.
Also, whingers like my canadian confrere in the email above need to learn a little ''realpolitic''. They complain endlessly about American power, and righteously sniffle about the imperialistic designs of ''George W Bush". They always say the ''W''. They need to understand what the world would be like if the superpower de jour was China or Russia.
Insipid countries like the European Community, or Canada dont realize when push comes to shove we will be lying on our backs crying ''uncle''. Russian Alexander Solycheinzin in his Harvard address wrote about the 80s unilateral disarmament program popular in Europe. He said how the Russians couldnt believe the Europeans could be so naive and silly.
Anyway, you Yanks should be left to wallow in your bankruptcy, and then come crawlling to us for all your energy needs, at fair market value. Unfortunately, we have never faired well under the provisions of NAFTA, and you try and rip us off relentlessly, on softwood especially.
You should heed Ron Paul, and stop being a bunch of big babies suckling at Obama's teet of government wetnurse. That guy is scarier than Bush. Let your military come home, try building something yourselves for a change, instead of buying it from China, and leave us to our Beavers and Maple Syrup.
the local residents being francophones for the most part (and having been abandoned by their king who felt that royal fun & games at versailles were more important) preferred to sit in a corner and sulk.
andy jackson insisted on invading (intending to annex) canada in 1812 although the new england merchants whose sailors were being impressed by the royal navy preferred trade to war. this venture turned out to be a fiasco, altho not as bad as vietnam.
fear of the usa by canadians persisted for another 30 yrs or so & resulted in construction of various forts, strategic canals, etc. but things calmed down after a while.
why would canadians want to become state # 51? they have universal health coverage for all citizens & we don't.
> jack
Is the author schooled in the ways of Ponzi schemes? and/or country-unions, like the European Union? The developed, mature, earlier members of the EU have sought to bring in the faster growth, developing countries/markets (the 'new investors'). The mature nations pocket easy gains from these 'new investors' who will take years to recover.
What is the value proposition of the USA to Canada?
USA offers ______ and in exchange receives _____. If the author would be so king to itemize in a list and provide an estimate of the value of each item, perhaps the picture would be more clear.
Value please on technology that blows up everyone?
Value added please on weapons of financial destruction?
Value added please by USA's stimulus plan not even considering to fund the massive (approx same magnitude as entire TARP?) deficit of health care and pension systems ?
Sounds good to say you have these social benefits. On the other hand, China does not offer much of a pension system, but don't cha ya think they could fund it with their surplus?
By the way, for a rather smaller original population, Canada has grown, and made some important contributions www.canada4life.ca/inv...
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Dont let our nice demener be mistaken for lack action should you approach we will fight.
Oh and by the way, Alaska should separate and join our confederation.
One day, if Canada plays its cards right, it will come true. But the driver is not oil, gas and minerals. Its the most precious commodity of all: water. If we tell you that you can't have it, you'll take it. But if we tell you its for sale and its really expensive, you'll understand and you'll pay. And pay and pay and pay. And eventually, like it or not, we'll own you.
> jack
canadian doctors who come south (i don't believe i know any) presumably are after the $.
doctors from all over the world come to usa, after the $. should they be @ home providing care to their needy fellows?
i have many friends in canada. one of my friends in toronto has a mysterious neurological problem requiring regular treatments. he tells me his treatments cost the canadian taxpayer 1,000,000 annually. he says if he were a u.s. citizen he would be dead by now. in u.s.a health care is rationed by ability to pay cash. it seems to me the canadian system is more humane.
> jack
> jack
The author's arrogance and ignorance highlights another main difference between Canadian's and Americans.
Dream on. Canada is not for sale.
They are so self-righteous but do not likely know that our national government pension plan managers bought 30,000,000 shares of Nortel, it's now in bankruptcy, and our government has to, and is, bailing them out.
sorry... but the reality is we've also got some work to do.
I was pleased for the video from Barstow with all the snow. Great treat for the kids who are used to 115 degree temperatures.
Cheers!!
1) Socialized medicine takes care of everyone in Canada. In the USA, the rich can afford good doctors, government medicare takes care of the poor and the uninsured middle class (40 million people) is screwed.
2) The banking system in Canada has never failed. If you can't afford to make payments on a home, you never get a mortgage from a bank.
3) Lawyers are NOT given free reign and nuisance lawsuits are rare there.
4) Canada is a resource bonanza; Oil, gas, uranium, gold, silver, nickel, timber, water, electricity, etc.
On Feb 02 10:19 AM anchoredinanchorage wrote:
> Actually, we were thinking that after the other economic shoe drops
> America could be readily annexed to become Canada's 11th province.
> Or maybe we'd assign you territory status until we could figure out
> what to do with you.
>
> One day, if Canada plays its cards right, it will come true. But
> the driver is not oil, gas and minerals. Its the most precious commodity
> of all: water. If we tell you that you can't have it, you'll take
> it. But if we tell you its for sale and its really expensive, you'll
> understand and you'll pay. And pay and pay and pay. And eventually,
> like it or not, we'll own you.
>
Maybe Obama will realize he has much to do at home and concentrate on that. For the benefit of the whole world we need a USA back on track. Hopefully, having somebody intelligent at the helm is a starting point
It would be a win for Americans...
-they would get a nice mature universal health care system instead of waiting to see what the Dems come up with
-crime rates would drop because hand guns would be banned
-since Americans would still need their fix of violence, we could teach them how to really love hockey
-we could teach them fiscal restraint - good cautious Canadians would never buy a 100% debt financed house with a negative am mortgage even if we believed "real estate never falls" in price
-no more Wall Street greed problem - we would move it to Bay Street
-more colourful money
-we could divert billions of dollars from launching wars into peacekeeping (cleaning up the mess of previous wars)
-Americans could now legitimately wear the Maple Leaf when travelling overseas
I prefer our national debt than US national debt.
Oreo cookies don't taste the same in US.
At least if that ever happens, we will be able to buy freely guns and ammos.....
Can they speak french in the congress ????? :))))))))))
Under the US Constitution:
"Canada may join the United States
Article XI. Canada acceding to this confederation, and adjoining in the measures of the United States, shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this Union; but no other colony shall be admitted into the same, unless such admission be agreed to by nine States."
www.usconstitution.net...
S0 -when you Canadians are ready- we'll get 9 states to confirm. Not a problem...
On Feb 04 12:22 AM Gilbert A... wrote:
> From Québec,
>
> I prefer our national debt than US national debt.
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> Oreo cookies don't taste the same in US.
>
> At least if that ever happens, we will be able to buy freely guns
> and ammos.....
>
> Can they speak french in the congress ????? :))))))))))
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Thanks for lining up the nine states for us.
But Canada has a few conditions as well before entering this deal.
1) Need to run a credit check on the US.
2) Need to see if any leading government officials have evaded taxes in the past.
3) We will require a very large bailout payment too. It seems everyone who is big enough requests and usually gets them (banks, auto makers, California, porn industry, etc). Canada is certainly big enough.
4) We don't mind gets occasional visits from Obama, but please keep Hillary (and Bill) in Washington.
It is mind-boggling, actually, that the US Constitution pre-approved Canada's potential entre into the Union- and that it holds to this day. Talk about our founding forefathers having foresight. They obviously knew that one day- someone like me would write an article like this and start a movement to bring Canada into the US. I think you Canadians should get a referendum going- "yes or no"- on the idea. Hillary Clinton, as Secretary Of State- can come up and stump for Cheney...get the party started.
On Feb 04 02:04 PM longoil wrote:
> Gtmcduffy,
>
> Thanks for lining up the nine states for us.
> But Canada has a few conditions as well before entering this deal.
>
>
> 1) Need to run a credit check on the US.
> 2) Need to see if any leading government officials have evaded taxes
> in the past.
> 3) We will require a very large bailout payment too. It seems everyone
> who is big enough requests and usually gets them (banks, auto makers,
> California, porn industry, etc). Canada is certainly big enough.
>
> 4) We don't mind gets occasional visits from Obama, but please keep
> Hillary (and Bill) in Washington.
Why talk about Euro? well,
1) presumption is the CAD would be along for the ride, thus also gain
2) Euro is has gained considerably, so if you get back to 1:1 exchange, it will demonstrate strength (versus "E. dysfunction")
How to do it?
1) use your ingenuity to create robustnesss
2) bring other economies down with you, but bring them down more
3) whether domestic ('made in america') or imported ingenuity, it doesn't matter; quit making excuses, double-talk of wanting a strong dollar, and "just do it"
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By the way, what has this article got to do with Potash, where Yahoo Finance stuck it?
You also don't seem to realize that Canada and the US have been best trading partners for decades going on centuries, it's nothing new, nor are all the resources you mentioned.
Lastly, I see you as a basketball getting repeatedly dunked when I reread that you don't think Canadians have a serious identity. You're a laughably ignorant jerk who doesn't belong on a finance site.
At first I thought your Dick Cheney idea might work if we changed his name to Richard Duchene, but with that weak heart of his (a pre-existing condition) he would bankrupt our country with his medical bills in no time.
You guys are a bit too socialist for us. You spend hundreds of billions of dollars bailing out incompetently run businesses (i.e. banks and auto industry) for their losses. I like the old America better which was based on Darwinian principals, where the fittest businesses survive and the weak ones don't.
I read your entire article, which was hard for a native Canadian like myself to do because it was so laced with insults and back-handed compliments to Canada and Canadians. You included alot of details, like I said in my first comment, but still managed to come off as a garden variety ignoramous about Canada, maybe because you've never lived in Canada.
On Feb 02 01:43 PM john s. gordon wrote:
> mr, ward - white house got burned down by the british army (not the
> canadian army) because the u.s forces had gone up to york & burned
> the place down. if the us. army had been up to snuff they would have
> repulsed the brits @ the battle of bladensburg.
On Feb 02 06:14 PM User 151885 wrote:
> I apologize for all this canadian blather from my friends and citizens.
>
> They are so self-righteous but do not likely know that our national
> government pension plan managers bought 30,000,000 shares of Nortel,
> it's now in bankruptcy, and our government has to, and is, bailing
> them out.
> sorry... but the reality is we've also got some work to do.
> I was pleased for the video from Barstow with all the snow. Great
> treat for the kids who are used to 115 degree temperatures.
> Cheers!!
The more you write, the more facts you get wrong. The French were defeated by the British in 1763, not 1760. Or was that an intentional mistake, oh evil genius?
Canadian resources are probably less developed than if they were American, but that's by popular assent and a good piece of luck, since it means the world has some reserves, specifically, Canada's world.
On Feb 02 04:29 PM gtmcduffy wrote:
> Ah- so many riled up Canadians- and so little time. At least Bryan
> Adams had the guts to be a proud Canadian (and an extremely talented
> one at that).
>
> It comes as no surprise to me that there are so many angry Canucks
> who have responded to my article. Because I have touched a nerve.
> Which was one of my intentions.
>
> You see- up in the Great While North- you have so many incredible
> resources- yet 99% of you are being shut out of the wealth. Which
> is sad. The government up there gives you hockey and beer to keep
> you happy and stupid- and deflects you from asking the questions
> that need to be asked of your political and business leaders.
>
> Additionally- you are letting China buy up your great country piece
> by piece. Your complacency in this regard is troubling.
>
> When you all finish your beers and Tim Hortons- why don't you all
> get to work- and put your leaders to task- and stop letting them
> pull the wool over your eyes.
>
> The truth is that the combined US and Canada would be a spectacular
> entity- but your Loyalist and French lineages have come back to haunt
> you. The French were defeated in your territory in 1760- and were
> relegated to oblivion up there- and yet they've grown over the last
> 249 years to become 7.5 million strong- almost a quarter of your
> population. Nearly half of them want absolutely nothing to do with
> you English Canadians. Rene Levesque almost did you in.
>
> And your ties to the "Queen" have long been defunct. You are all
> holding onto some vague genetic loyalty to Ol' King George from back
> in the 1700's.
>
> Wake up Canadians- and join us. All you lose is the alcohol content
> in your beer- and the world's most ridiculous national anthem, "O
> Canada". But, you gain Greatness in its stead. If you need someone
> to teach you our national anthem or America The Beautiful- let me
> know- and I'll help you out.
>
> GT McDuffy
>
> On Feb 02 03:37 PM yellowhoard wrote:
1. We have an extensive free-trade agreement already, political union makes no sense. At most I can see an EU-type agreement where we unify with with one currency.
2. As much resources as Canada has, it is still fairly traded to the US, and our trade balance will be limited, because we buy our stuff from you anyway.
3. We would integrate with the US more if you maintained your industry, but you guys are not producing enough, so we both have to resort to buying Asian 'goods'.
4. We tend to get along with most Americans, unfortunately the South (esp. South-East US) is just too different in terms of values.
5. We like to be in charge of our own destiny, as our fellow Quebecois have said we want to be "maîtres chez nous".
"The Province of Quebec was founded in the Royal Proclamation of 1763 after the Treaty of Paris formally transferred the French colony of Canada[16] to Britain after the Seven Years' War."
Who would have known that you had your own date for the end of the French in Quebec? The end of battles doesn't mean the end of government. And anyway, if you knew more about Quebec history, you'd know that after the Treaty of Paris, the British mandated that Quebec keep its language, laws, and culture to a great degree, as they thought it would make it easier to govern them this way.
On Feb 07 04:14 PM gtmcduffy wrote:
> All of my facts are correct. In 1760- The Battle of Restigouche was
> the last battle between France and Britain for possession of Canada,
> during the Seven Years' War. Also- on September 8, 1760 Montreal
> capitulated when Governor Vaudreuil surrendered to the British army
> on the terms of a treaty of capitulation (Articles of Capitulation
> of Montreal). I count the "end of the French" as the end of the battle
> of Sainte-Foy in 1760- although some begin counting form 1759- which
> would make 2009 the 250th Anniversary
>
> www.ccbn-nbc.gc.ca/_en...
>
> For someone who prides themselves on being s true Canadian- maybe
> you should learn more about your history.
>
> Obviously- I can, indeed, be sardonic (as is my style) ...and I don't
> mind riling up certain folks in the spirit of making certain points.
> Surely- you Canadians can take it. Although, obviously, some Canadians
> can get quite defensive- as we can see from various replies.
>
> Fact is- the sheer amount of talent up in Canada is staggering. Mind
> boggling. Per capita- Canada has provided an amazing number of brilliant
> singers, comedians and actors, etc Not to mention some incredible
> athletes.
>
> My article was about uniting all that talent and all those resources
> into one great nation- and opening the border once and for all. As
> for me "prodding" you Canadians- it was all in good fun. Get over
> it...
>
> On Feb 07 12:44 PM Can-Ammer wrote:
You are nothing but a blubbering mass of insults when you get rankled. Also, you have no brain for diplomacy, as the Treaty of Paris does count as the point at which the "French were done" in Canada, they had the option to keep it but declined, as you can read on Wikipedia as well as I can.
And finally, you mentioned Potash once, along with some other Canadian companies, yet it was listed under the Potash heading on Yahoo Finance, I'm sure you're well aware of what I'm referring to. I opened this article to read something about Potash, and found Nothing about it as an investment. Mentioning it isn't enough.
On Feb 08 04:03 PM gtmcduffy wrote:
> Like I said - "The French were defeated in your territory in 1760."
> You keep going on and on about Quebec's foundation and post-battle
> treaties..none of which I is relevant- nor what I am referring to.
> 1760 was the pivotal year. That was the last year of any battle between
> the British and the French. It was "over" for the French in 1760.
> It is the year that historians refer to as well (and 1759). GET IT
> THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD.
>
> This is the end of this thread. You are making a fool of yourself.
> You can't read properly- and, as I've said- your Potash statement
> alone shows your ignorance.
> There will be no more back and forth between you and I from my end.
> I'm sure you will continue to post- as you seem to be obsessed with
> this. Get a life.. By now you could have written an entire article
> and had it published- that is, if any site (other than your own)
> will actually publish you....oops.
>
> On Feb 08 12:51 PM Can-Ammer wrote:
interested in one thing and that appears when they try to make fun of it.
Yes I mean BEER, oh and maybe a few babes.
1) Ironically, the War of 1812 was started, in part, as one of America's attempts to annex Canada. While the War's outcome was inconclusive, inasmuch as historians label it as a draw, it revealed one stark fact that might be relevant even to this date -- Americans then and now over-estimated the willingness of the Canadians to join the United States. At the time of 1812, Southern Ontario was predominantly settled by pre-and post- Revolutionary War "Americans" who would like to pursue a living and lifestyle other than that of the new republic, an undercurrent unheeded by the American invading forces who learned their lessons the hard, and surprising way.
2) Over on the Quebec side, as was called the Lower Canada at the time, the situation was somewhat different. Again, the Americans, hoping that the French Quebecers would quickly jump on the bandwagon to out their British masters, found that both the powerful Catholic Church and the French populists were having second thoughts of the fear of being overwhelmingly amalgamated into an Anglo-Saxon protestant pot.
I could go on and on about the Maritime side of the country. The author's point is correct. We Americans would probably stay neutral to positive on the idea of annexation - a common Norther American culture, common language, even common accent on the Upstate NY Niagara side, common infrastructure and transportation systems, (except Canada's metric system!).
However, based on the historic perspectives that I briefly outlined above, I do not believe that they (the Canadians) are ready (to join us), as yet.
Time will tell and things might change, who knows!