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According to our nation's new "Intel Czar," the economy is the number one threat to the U.S. right now.

In testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, National Intelligence Director Dennis Blair warned that: "The longer it takes for the recovery to begin, the greater the likelihood of serious damage to U.S. strategic interests."

Now, one ought to keep in mind that Blair was addressing the committee just a day or so before Congress would be disgorging the bolus known as the 2009 Stimulus Act. As such, Blair, with his 49-page statement, was just one more player in the administration's full court press.

Our Own Worst Enemy

Still, Blair does make some interesting points: Suddenly, al-Qaeda is no longer the top-listed actor. Indeed, most of the "Axis of Evil" has fallen several notches down the old hit parade.

North Korea's current or Iran's future nukes? Still salient, but not "Number One with a Bullet," as old Casey Kasem used to say. Russian territorial belligerence and Chinese currency intransigence? Worrisome in the long run, but still not the top threat.

No, Washington's Numero Uno spy tells us that our worst problems stem from the rot within. Or, to quote the ever-so-sage Walt Kelly: "We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Our Newest Secret Weapon: The Dollar Bomb

The grand economic downturn (wow, that is such an elaborate way to avoid saying "depression") presents two key security issues. The first seems obvious enough: We need cash to fully fund our military.

I suspect that this is less of a problem than it seems at first blush. Coming up with more dollars these days is actually remarkably easy: Washington just prints as many as it wants.

In fact, this may even turn out to be a bit of a blessing in disguise (okay, it's a really good disguise, but bear with me here). A great way to get more bang for your newly imagined bucks would be to hand them off to military contractors, who could then hire more workers to build more armored troop carriers, which could then be blown up in Afghanistan. Then we just do it all again!

Bingo: You've cut unemployment and sopped up excess industrial capacity in one fell swoop! Hey, it worked for LBJ and Nixon, right? Right? Hey, stop throwing those "Whip Inflation Now" buttons at me!

The Price of Weakness

Let's move on to issue two: The longer this debacle continues, the more folks in odd corners of the world might get the idea that maybe those "'Mericans ain't so smart after all."

Much like Britain in its day (an apt comparison, since we pretty much bought our empire used from the Brits at the end of WWI), global control pretty much depends on the projection of the image of power. When that image falters, suddenly café agitators round the world have a much easier time persuading recruits to run around with Kalashnikovs and C4 undergarments.

And indeed, if you dig deep into Admiral Blair's report, he does mention that al-Qaeda's successful recruitment of Westerners over the past two years is making it increasingly difficult to play "Spot the Terrorist" at airports.

Hard to March When You've Shot Yourself in the Foot

But a mere economic downturn could not make us look but so dumb. Seriously, these things happen all the time, without risking national security. No, what makes us look inane and weak is the way in which our ineptitude has exacerbated a downturn into a full-blown crisis.

An example: Over the past few days, Justice and I have both bemoaned the current Secretary of Treasury's glacial pace. It's not so much that we want to see trillions in funny money dumped on us. It's just that we wish they would rip the damn bandage off and move on already.

After weeks of promising to reveal his latest scheme, the best we got was a promise to come up with a schedule for formulating a plan, along with some vague threats to further "stress test" banks that have obviously already failed any sort of common sense test.

"It's the Other Guy's Fault. Oh Wait, I Am the Other Guy"

After calming down a bit, I actually went so far as to check with some connections I have in Washington as to why Geithner is moving so slowly. The current excuse coming out of the Treasury? The "New Team" has been unable to hire adequate expertise to figure out what to do next.

As I pointed out last week, the "New Team" is pretty much the "Same Old Team" that screwed things up in the first place. Indeed, the whole reason we were told to tolerate them was because their prolonged exposure supposedly ensured their expertise on the topic.

No wonder folks outside our borders are beginning to think we are stupid.

Turning Ineptitude Into Gold

There is one place where they are treasuring our fiscal inanities. Canada is enjoying a (relative) boom at our expense. Whereas the benchmark drop for most of the world's markets has been hovering around 7.3% so far in 2009, Toronto's TSX composite is down a mere 2.7%.

What's propping things up north of the border? Gold, my friends.

Barrick Gold (ABX) and 11 of their fellow miners are up some 5.2% as a group this year. And it looks like this boom is nowhere near clapped out.

And why should it be, when guys like Euro Pacific Capital's Peter Schiff are calling for gold to increase another 60% before the dust settles. Think that's a speculative call? Heck, you can make a pure value argument for these guys.

After being bludgeoned by 14 months of recession and a 47% share price crash, one might imagine that U.S. stocks ought to be pretty darned cheap right now. And despite all this damage, the S&P 500's trailing P/E is hanging out around 29.1, some 40% higher than at the market's absolute top back in October 2007. Barrick's P/E of 18.88 beats that by some 35%!

Now if you were looking for a way to turn our foolishness into treasure, you could simply do as the Canadians do, and buy shares of ABX. That increase in gold ought to bump up the share price some $20 between now and mid-summer.

If you were interested in a bit of leverage, you could easily pick up mid-dated ABX call options. That same $20 spike would offer you gains as high as 203%.

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    52 weeks return for ABX puts it at the same return as the general market indexes.
    Feb 18 11:17 AM | Link | Reply
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    We should build a tank for every darn American and invade Canada! They have a lot of gold and beer. How aboot it ya hey?
    Feb 18 12:42 PM | Link | Reply
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    YH, You don't have to invade it you can buy it with paper, just like the Chinese are.
    Feb 18 01:33 PM | Link | Reply
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    The most dangerous thing we have is our government which has become so corrupt and riddled with stupid and /or crooked people and so bastardised that you can no longer recognise a semblance of the republic for which it stands that we used to be so proud to pledge allegance to. It is up to the individual if they want to trust in GOD or not, but to trust in anything else these days seems illogical. Including our dollars which say in god we trust. There used to be a joke in god we trust all otrhers pay cash, now that is a joke, both the paying and the cash parts.
    Feb 18 01:45 PM | Link | Reply
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    Gold is time-tested hard and pure. Paper shrivels and crumbles.
    Feb 18 03:21 PM | Link | Reply
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    gold is the biggest bubble of this financial crisis, and has been climbing beyond it's stable value for a few years now due to financial fears. but don't be fooled! The bubble is extreme right now because gold is not only seen as a safe haven from investments, but it is also a difficult to track haven from debtors. It is 5 times it's stable value, and the vast majority of it is used for jewelry. Still sound like a stable investment? This will burst as soon as things calm down... People should be selling their gold now!
    Feb 18 03:23 PM | Link | Reply
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    Sell gold for what? The unlimited printing press money that is being created by governments all over the world? And then do what with the money? Spend it to aggrandize your lifestyle before it becomes worthless!
    Feb 18 03:56 PM | Link | Reply
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    Sure Auto, you could buy Canada, but where is the fun in that. Just think of the moral booster it would be for every unemployed auto worker in Detroit to not only build a high quality tank, but then hop in and conquer a weaker country. We then take all their gold, drink all of their Molsen, come home and start thinking about all of that silver and tequilla down Mexico way.
    Feb 18 04:02 PM | Link | Reply
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    SAKURA, ..YOU ARE... JOKING, NO ..?..DO YOU HAVE GOLD FOR SALE?...NO....OH , I SEE YOU SOLD ALL YOURS ,..OR DID YOU -OR DO YOU EVER OWN GOLD ?...IF YES AND YOU SOLD ..SO VERY SORRY , ..BUT IF YOU HAVE , I WILL BUY , OK ?
    Feb 18 04:36 PM | Link | Reply
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    gold would to rise at least 600% to make it a "bubble". We got some ways to go.


    On Feb 18 03:23 PM Sakura wrote:

    > gold is the biggest bubble of this financial crisis, and has been
    > climbing beyond it's stable value for a few years now due to financial
    > fears. but don't be fooled! The bubble is extreme right now because
    > gold is not only seen as a safe haven from investments, but it is
    > also a difficult to track haven from debtors. It is 5 times it's
    > stable value, and the vast majority of it is used for jewelry. Still
    > sound like a stable investment? This will burst as soon as things
    > calm down... People should be selling their gold now!
    Feb 18 06:44 PM | Link | Reply
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    how about you sell gold to put your money towards a project that is growing? or scoop up one of the many deals popping up right now? there is a crisis because people are no longer making loans, so I'm sure that you can find something better to invest in. Listen, gold was dropping for years because big holders were selling off their stocks. They don't sell these anymore because of lobbying by powerful forces like Barrick Gold. But no government is buying gold, because it is a stupid investment. I'm not saying that it won't temporarily go up... I've heard people recommend selling at $1000 or whatever...but it's not going to lase. It's hard to find now (and expensive), yes... but that is only because of immediate circumstances that are going to go away. Once investors sell, gold will go down. Smart governments should sell now.


    On Feb 18 03:56 PM secmaven wrote:

    > Sell gold for what? The unlimited printing press money that is
    > being created by governments all over the world? And then do what
    > with the money? Spend it to aggrandize your lifestyle before it
    > becomes worthless!
    Feb 19 01:21 AM | Link | Reply
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    Forget gold...invest in Rocket Company stock - it's bound to go up!

    Adam, it's not just "folks outside our borders are beginning to think we are stupid." There are plenty of us inside the borders who are reaching the same conclusions as well.

    I cannot believe that our leadership is doing the things they are doing these days. Have they no brains? Perhaps we all share the blame for electing them. As Bill Bonner so often reminds us, we don't always get what we want, but we almost always get what we deserve.

    Also, maybe the delay from the Treasury stems from Timmy's time commitment to filing his amended tax returns, rather than the lack of available talent.
    Feb 20 01:19 PM | Link | Reply
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    Sakura wrote:
    "climbing beyond it's stable value"
    "It's hard to find now (and expensive), yes... but that is only because of immediate circumstances that are going to go away."

    But the cost of mining it is around $600+ per ounce despite falling oil prices, isn't it? That's not a bubble.

    "But no government is buying gold, because it is a stupid investment. ... Smart governments should sell now."

    As for the implication that governments can be looked to to make smart moves, that's a laugh. Gordon Brown followed your advice and look what it got him. It may be that governments are finally wising up and seeing the positives of gold. European central banks slowed their sales of gold last year below their quota. Russia's central bank just announced it's raising its gold holdings. The Gulf sheikdoms are setting up a gold-backed currency. There's been some talk in conventional circles of going back to a gold-ratio standard to back the dollar or a new world currency.

    "gold was dropping for years because big holders were selling off their stocks. They don't sell these anymore because of lobbying by powerful forces like Barrick Gold."

    Oh brother.

    Feb 22 12:17 AM | Link | Reply
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    roger.. just because it is expensive to dig out of the ground ($600/oz.) doesn't mean that it's not a bubble.... that just means that lots of these mines are going to be forced to close down once gold is seen as an unstable investment again. (i.e. after the banking sector stabilizes.)
    All mine production total add less than 1.5% every year to the above ground price.... and you can already see the gold recycling industry popping up all around us.
    Feb 22 12:44 PM | Link | Reply