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So according to the FT, it appears that the banks selling assets will also be able to bid on each other’s assets.

US banks that have received government aid, including Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, are considering buying toxic assets to be sold by rivals under the Treasury’s $1,000bn (£680bn) plan to revive the financial system.

The plans proved controversial, with critics charging that the government’s public-private partnership - which provide generous loans to investors - are intended to help banks sell, rather than acquire, troubled securities and loans.

I brought this up when the plan was first released, via a marginalrevolutions’ post in that link, but the idea seemed so absurd that I didn’t mention it in any subsequent posts. It is apparently staying, and we need to consider what this will do to the process.

I was out at “Debaser Night”, a 90s-music dance party in San Francisco, with some friends. A riot grrl rock cover band opened, followed by lots of great singles. I was getting a bit nostalgic. A friend of mine, who used to be on an energy trading desk back in the early 2000s, was listening to me talk about the government plan. He couldn’t believe what I was telling him about letting the banks that are selling auctions also bid on them. In the middle of my explanation, he had his own wave of nostalgia: “Man does that bring back memories….”

Before we go there, what will happen with these banks when they can bid on each other’s assets? Let’s do a thought exercise. Let’s say you are a bidder for Bank A. You know your banking asset is worth $50, and you also know the asset Bank B has is worth $50. You call your buddy up, the trader at B, and make a deal. Happens all the time. You go to bid, and you bid $80 for B’s asset. Then you wait. If B doesn’t come through, you are screwed out of a lot of money. And hey, isn’t this wrong? Well, you are pretty sure one of those Rubin-protégé government whiz-kids has given someone who knows someone you know a wink-wink about this. You take a drink, steady the nerves. Then, the bid comes back for your asset - $80 from B. You have each bid up each other's assets and traded them. And now the government is screwed. Let’s chart out that payment (click to enlarge):

Yup. Bad news. Bank A pays $6.50 for its new asset because of the leverage, and it loses all of that. It also loses the $50 from not having the asset anymore. However it gains $80, net profit - same as Bank B. The government has paid $73.50 for a $50 asset, twice. (See previous for how the levered non-recourse loan turns into a put option.) We tend to call this collusion if you and I did it. No price discovery, no movement of the assets from the banks balance sheet to private investors.

So why did my energy trading friend get all nostalgic? “Because what you are telling me brings back some great memories from what Enron was up to back in the day. All of us energy traders back then watched with our jaws on the floor. 2000 was a hell of a year.”

It is August, 2000. Let’s say you are a trader for Enron. You know your energy in California is worth $50, and you also know the energy that Reliant Energy (RRI) has is worth $50. You call your buddy up, the trader at Reliant, and make a deal. Happens all the time - you even have a nickname for it, The Daisy Chain Swap.

You go to bid, and you bid $80 for Reliant’s energy. Then you wait. If Reliant doesn’t come through, you are screwed out a lot of money. And hey, isn’t this wrong? Well, you are pretty sure one of those Rubin-protégé government whiz-kids has given someone who knows someone you know a wink-wink about this. You take a drink, steady the nerves. Then, the bid comes back for your energy - $80 from Reliant. You have each bid up each other's assets and traded them. And now the government is screwed, because it has to pay you $80. Let’s chart out that payment (click to enlarge):

You can go ahead and replace an Enron subsidiary for Reliant in that example, as I did in the chart. Enron did, and the banks are probably going to now. My friend was very excited telling me all the strategies Enron deployed - “Forney Perpetual Loop”, “Ricochet”, “Ping Pong”, “Black Widow”, “Red Congo”, “Get Shorty”, the whole works - and how all of them will be reliable guides for gaming the legacy asset market here. Buy assets high, write them down, then pay back with “fees.” Got it. Create SIV to bid up the profits. Brilliant.

What is really exciting, from the evil point of view, is the idea that we are going to get to see one giant, massive, Enron Death Star put into play:

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That's no moon.

The Death Star strategy (yes, they called it that) was where Enron would take a fee for relieving a congested market of its excess supply by moving it elsewhere. Just like our legacy assets! There are too many of them, it is clogging up trade, let’s get them to someone else who wants them. However, Enron would just move the energy in a circle, collecting a fee for not doing what it was supposed to. As their memo famously said, they are paid “for moving energy to relieve congestion, without actually moving any energy or relieving any congestion.”

And, it appears that the large banks are gearing up to do just that -- with the Geithner Death Star, they’ll just be collecting a large fee to run assets in a circle, without actually moving any of them off their collective books. For old time’s sake, I hope they route their loan bids through Oregon and then Utah before putting them back right where they started.

Mind you that was the electrical grid of California - this appears to be at the scale of the entire financial market. In case you are wondering, traders out there are licking their lips to try and find ways to game this even better than Enron. It appears the public will get to invest in these vehicles too. Direct Democracy in the 21st century means that all of us get to take part in collusion and ripping off taxpayers - we are the ones we’ve been waiting for!

I’m not the biggest Enron junkie - else I would have seen this connection sooner. If any people who know their playbook of strategies want to leave a comment with a move that could be made by the PPIP bidders, I’d be much obliged. And please, tell your representatives to keep the selling banks and their subsidiaries from bidding. I’m still hoping this part is a bad dream…

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    What you are talking about is ralated to a post I made yesterday, that the Geitner plan is a high cost shell game for the public and a government wink and a nod to the banks. Because as we all know there is a taxpayer born every minute, right.
    Apr 06 08:40 AM | Link | Reply
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    Of course this will happen. How did you thimk they would recapitalize the banks without asking congress every 2 weeks?
    This is why we used to call Enron-- Endrun.
    This is the warm up to cap and trade.
    Apr 06 08:41 AM | Link | Reply
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    Along with the author, Business Week has spent some time discussing how banks may game PPIP.

    1) Banks simply make use of TARP funds and make some shrewd investments taking advantahe of PPIP.

    2) Banks A and B arrive at an understanding to buy each others junk at inflated prices. Paying an extra $ 10 only costs $ .70.

    3) Similar to 1) banks sell their exisitng portfolio and replace it with an FDIC insured portfolio.

    4) Banks provide seller financing, something the FDIC may approve.

    5) Banks acquire assets through PPIP and then slice and dice the portfolio and sell off interets to smaller investors.

    It'll be interesting to see the final rules.
    Apr 06 08:46 AM | Link | Reply
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    What's absurd about this plan is that it effectively moves the risk for all these toxic assets off the balance sheet of the banks onto the FDIC without any limits on the value of the underlying assets. Of course the FDIC is funded by the banks and backed by the government,er, taxpayers. (So my question remains, who needs Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac when you've got the FDIC behing you.)

    Now if the banks sell and bid on these assets then what has happened is that they have converted the toxic assets into a bond (CDO) with a 95% government,er, taxpayer guarantee.
    Apr 06 08:48 AM | Link | Reply
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    Enron proved to be not the end, but just the beginning of the money laundering shell game now unfolding with great skill, adroit cunning and deception.

    Congress was not set up to deal with this kind of chicanery which is why they are so inept at it.

    The agencies that were set up to deal with them have betrayed us and are a part of the problem, and in fact, have colluded in it.

    Only a small handfull of Congressmen are seeking to resist all this and bring the malefactors to justice.
    If the American people fail to recognize them, and fail to offer them our full support, then we will all live to regret it - GUARANTEED!
    Apr 06 08:50 AM | Link | Reply
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    talk about a hugh capital injeciton!
    Apr 06 10:15 AM | Link | Reply
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    What is making these assets toxic (worthless) is that risky mortgages were issued by companies who sold the risk, and have already profited. Whether because of bona fide mortgage holders that were lured into terms such as ARMs they could not afford, or that borrowers were not qualified properly the money that has already been made by these companies should be disgourged, it was fraud from the get go. The banks probably knew what they were buying too and the rating agencies. This is a huge fraud that has already been perpetrated. Congress and Lawmakers need to more than get mad. Maybe they shouldn't get to buy back the assets, maybe they should be returned for a refund.
    Apr 06 12:55 PM | Link | Reply
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    i wish we could get mad and discover some sort of constructive outlet for that anger, some way to actually influence a corrupt congress, a corrupt circle of corporate and bankster raiders and plunderers. i'm fully aware that name-calling means nothing, or venting rage, or hand-wrining about the unfariness of it all is almost useless. the problem is no institutional or community means for really affecting change or reform exist on adrastic enough scale to make a difference. all the rancor and indignation just gets absorbed and diffused into the system's ether.

    we need a revolution but there's no repository of energy and action sufficient to change direction of the current flow of events. if we tried drying up the money, depriving Washington and Wall Street of the money to keep the plunder going, they just collude and create more money.

    big dilemma (which actually means, no solution, I think)! wish i could suggest a plan, a program or a magnet to attract and amalgamate all this negative energy!? it's really what we need as a people being shorn of our wealth, or power and our national health.
    Apr 06 01:22 PM | Link | Reply
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    If the banks buy each others' toxic assets on the government dole and those assets deteriorate, then these banks will be the most hated entities on the planet. I suggest they be worried about their pr.
    Apr 06 01:55 PM | Link | Reply
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    Combining mark to mythology with PPIP, Banks A&B swap sell legacy assets to each other then mark to myth, book profits, pay earned bonuses and collect gov't guarantees when the assets fail to perform and get marked down. What a wunderful country!
    Apr 07 01:03 PM | Link | Reply
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    How can Geithner justify allowing Citigroup to bid on ANY risky assets?

    Why not let AIG play as well?

    Hey, lets allow the Social Security Trust fund get a piece of the action.

    Apr 12 07:23 AM | Link | Reply
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    Nice post - i do agree there's enough and more skin-in-the-game from the government/treasury and the plan does have a risk factor of collusion and flawed pricve discovery. But putting this in context -a) institutions badly mauled by the crisis
    b) increased share holder vigil
    c) a new set of regulations forcing higher capital cushion, stronger liquidity norms etc
    do we really think either the government or the banks will let this happen in the near term? More over, the relaxation of mark-to-market accounting norms reduce the incentive associate with such devious tactics.

    Also, the bigger question - other than letting the liquidity crisis play out slowly (which would have severe unemployment consequences), what are the alternate options to unfreeze liquidity?
    Apr 12 08:52 AM | Link | Reply
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    The PPIP is just another gift of taxpayer money to a select group of big political contributors.

    This insanity must be stopped!
    Apr 12 10:00 AM | Link | Reply
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    I pointed this out in an instablog
    seekingalpha.com/insta...

    several days ago, which also pointed out how PPIP inflates earnings at banks (hello, WFC). This, in turn, drives up the market.

    Many are surprised that the market seems to keep rising. PPIP explains why. Obama, Geithner and company are picking our pockets, simply handing that money to the banks and waiting for credit for the rising stock market.

    TARP money had to be repaid. PPIP money stays with the banks forever. Welcome to the New New Deal.
    Apr 12 10:46 AM | Link | Reply
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    If you guy are so concerned tell us how to hedge this and not only how to get out of this burning building but collect on the arson insurance. If we are going to destroy the value of the dollar and the banks do we stay with U.S. investments or do we move our money out now that we got half of it back in the last 5 weeks?

    And when they keep changing the rules how do you play that?

    Gold - to heavy to carry - no safe place to store - paper gold no good if market collapses.

    Oil - If market collapses no money no demand for oil

    Stocks - 666 on the S and P big drop if market gets spooked

    Currencies - It sounds crazy but I like the Looney - I need an off-shore currency account any ideas that let you trade everything everywhere?

    Currently - 60% long - 20 % short DUG as a hedge at $52 oil - 20% Cash
    Apr 12 12:32 PM | Link | Reply
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    this is something that we really need to chase down..PPIP is supposed to get rid of toxic assets from big banks books...a toxic asset stays a toxic asset even over bidding it...
    Geithner is a strong believer that home price is temporarily down so I will not be surprised of this hoax.
    Prepare to save money to pay your outrageous taxes in the near future.
    Apr 12 12:51 PM | Link | Reply
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    Sell, sell, sell. Buy TBT.
    Apr 12 05:27 PM | Link | Reply
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    There is ONLY ONE WAY to get rid of toxic assets: foreclose on them and seize the property to sell it. The mystifying thing is we did exactly that with the RTC (Resolution Trust Co.) just over 10 years ago. It worked very well. I took just under $1 trillion, but we got it all back when the property was sold into a recovering real estate market.

    Toxic assets are just a fancy term for bad loans with real estate as security. This is not rocket science.

    There can only be one reason why we're not following a plan that has been proven to work:: Wall Street execs will lose their jobs and mega bonuses when their banks are dissolved. And they've paid enough in campaign contributions that they are entitled to keep their jobs. There's this talk, shrouded in vagueness and mystery, that there will be total doom if the big banks fail. Not one shred of hard evidence has been produced to back this up.





    On Apr 12 12:51 PM guitoon wrote:

    > this is something that we really need to chase down..PPIP is supposed
    > to get rid of toxic assets from big banks books...a toxic asset stays
    > a toxic asset even over bidding it...
    > Geithner is a strong believer that home price is temporarily down
    > so I will not be surprised of this hoax.
    > Prepare to save money to pay your outrageous taxes in the near future.
    >
    Apr 12 05:46 PM | Link | Reply
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    Thank You Rortybomb For Illustrating "The Shell Game".

    "Enron Style" never went away - No Rules To Stop Its Construct Were Ever Implemented In The Aftermath For Other "Securities" Arenas.

    The PPIP for securities is just the "Next Change Of Venue" for this nefarious "Market".

    The Tax Payer Is Being Fleeced To Fill The "Money Hole" Created By Fraudulent Valuation OF Assets.

    What is coming will test the American People And The World.

    I Hope The Constitution Survives.

    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable." John F. Kennedy

    I fear that Electronic Voting and The Patriot Act are going to make peaceful revolution much more difficult to achieve.

    If ever there was a time for "Scrutiny Of Government Action"; It IS Now.

    The Worst Is Yet To Come.

    Pray For Peaceful Transition; In War Evil Has Its Playground And Almost Never Does Justice Emerge.

    "The Campaign For Liberty" and other groups are a rallying point. Anyone Advocating A Return Toward Constitutional Rule Is An Ally.

    The price to good people for apathy in public affairs is to be ruled by evil people. There is no greater arena in public affairs than that which deals with wealth and money.
    Apr 12 08:02 PM | Link | Reply
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    I really don't see how any of this works without some sort of meaningful stimulus for the middle class. Half the cars and less than half the homes are being sold as were being sold at the peak. It is a lie to think that these markets will come back to square one.

    So without the middle class, this bank recovery cannot work. I gave myself a stimulus. I am defaulting on some bank loans. I have too, I need the money.
    Apr 12 11:42 PM | Link | Reply
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    I guess bankers looked at Enron (not to mention LTCM at 30x leverage) and said "Hmmm..... A good idea is a good idea!

    There were already a lot of similarities to Enron before this new government sanctioned shell game - off balance sheet entities, exotic derivatives, mark-to-market (great on the upside, not so good on the downside).

    Looking back, I'm surprised Enron was allowed to go bankrupt and its principals prosecuted. If it happened now, Skilling would be counting his big bonus and bailout money. Poor Enron, they were just before their time!
    Apr 13 08:55 AM | Link | Reply
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    Its an amazing shell game that has been set up. Whats also interesting is that based on the WFC news last week, it may not even be needed. They absorbed one of the worst portfolios in existence and they are lending like crazy. They are unlikely to sell any assets at what private equity would deem extremely attractive. This plan seems dead on arrival as most of the really bad banks have already been absorbed by good banks. C might be the one really big bank that could be benefited by dumping some major assets, but JPM, WFC, and BAC don't appear in danger anymore.
    Apr 13 02:48 PM | Link | Reply
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    When exactly will the PPIP buying/selling of toxic assets begin?
    Apr 13 07:38 PM | Link | Reply
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    I feel so much better knowing the head of Freddie Mac will be running things.

    As for PPIP, it is much less important now. As you can see with this quarters financial fiasco, they can manipulate their balance sheet plenty with FASB rule changes that let them use "their discretion" on determining an artificial value of "impaired" assets (that means any asset that has a loss they can bury until it ruins the company. Then I guess you can bury that since it is also now impaired).


    Apr 14 07:27 AM | Link | Reply
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    Sorry I meant the CEO of Fannie Mae lol not Feddie Mac if that makes anyone feel more secure.
    Apr 14 07:35 AM | Link | Reply
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    It seems obvious to me that everyone should go long banks. They will clean each other up and their stocks will go through the roof. Am I missing something here?
    May 08 06:21 PM | Link | Reply