The WSJ has the details of today's big asset-management news: TIAA-CREF is buying Nuveen Investments for $6.25 billion.
The sale marks the end of an ill-fated acquisition by private equity shop Madison Dearborn in 2007, just before everything fell apart. Madison Dearborn paid a total of $5.75 billion for Nuveen - a premium of 20% to its market value. As the WSJ says, the buyers used $2.7 billion of their own money to pay for Nuveen, and then borrowed the other $3.05 billion. But then things got tough:
Within a year, Nuveen's borrowing costs had risen as the financial crisis set in. The company eventually refinanced most of its buyout debt, which now stands at $4.5 billion and will be absorbed by TIAA-CREF.
With the TIAA-CREF deal, Madison Dearborn will have at least broken even on its Nuveen investment, a person familiar with the matter said.
On its face, this doesn't seem right. If TIAA-CREF is absorbing $4.5 billion of Nuveen's debt, that means it's paying $1.75 billion in cash. That's a billion dollars less than Madison Dearborn paid in 2007. Is it credible that Madison Dearborn has managed to dividend out a billion dollars of profit between 2007 and today?
No, it isn't. If you look at Nuveen's financial report, it shows net income in the five years from 2009 to 2013 to be minus $495,516,000. There's another line, stripping out "non-controlling Interests" and showing net income "attributable to Nuveen Investments"; that one shows an even bigger cumulative five-year loss of $540,752,000.
But it doesn't end there. If you go back to the predecessor company and look at Nuveen's results from the acquisition in 2007 through the end of 2008, you'll find a net loss of another $1,941,588,000, and a net loss attributable to Nuveen Investments of $1,796,012,000.
Which means that either way you look at it, the cumulative losses that Madison Dearborn has overseen come to somewhere in the region of $2.4 billion.
So here's my back-of-the-envelope math: you buy a company for $2.7 billion in cash, plus debt which you refinance a few times. While you're running the company, it loses a total of $2.4 billion. And then you sell the company for $1.75 billion in cash. Total going out the door: $5.1 billion. Total coming in, at exit: $1.75 billion. Net loss: some $3.35 billion, give or take.
All of which raises some big questions about the WSJ's claim that Madison Dearborn "will have at least broken even on its Nuveen investment." If that claim is even close to being true, then at the very least we can't take Nuveen's public filings at face value at all. (Nuveen needs to make public filings even though it isn't a publicly listed company, because it has issued public debt securities.) Somehow, Madison Dearborn will need to have turned losses for Nuveen into substantial profits for itself - the classic strip-and-flip strategy.
This is worth remembering, when private-equity types (think Mitt Romney) claim that their interests are aligned with the interests of the companies they buy. That certainly doesn't seem to have been the case here. Nuveen is being sold with about $1.5 billion more debt than it started with, and with cumulative losses under Madison Dearborn's ownership of some $2.4 billion. That's not a great legacy for TIAA-CREF to inherit. If Madison Dearborn really is breaking even on this deal, that only goes to show the enormous disconnect between the economics of private equity companies - the wealthy rentiers of society - versus the economics of the real-world companies they buy and sell.