Jim Cramer's Mad Money Lightning Round Picks, March 22

Miriam Metzinger submits: Stocks discussed in the lightning round session of Jim Cramer’s Mad Money TV program, Thursday March 22. Click on a stock ticker for more analysis:

Bullish calls:

FedEx (FDX): 'Now, this number wasn't that great, and the commentary wasn't that great but, you know what? I still think that FDX is a company worth owning long term, because it does not have a multiple on its growth rate, and because the management is superior to everyone else in the industry...'
Bear Stearns (BSC): 'You're still down 20 points from the high. Jimmy Kane is a great CEO... BSC... sells at a ridiculously low multiple to book. How can people not understand that this man knows the mortgage market nine ways to Sunday, and yet they still try to slam it. They're wrong ... that stock goes higher. I say 'all aboard!'
Flow International (FLOW): 'FLOW is the best in show. Ultra-high water pressure, water jet... I think FLOW goes higher.'
XTO Energy (XTO): ' ... you move into my favorite, XTO!... 52-week high.'
Dean Foods (DF): 'I think the world of DF... I believe that you get long, you get that dividend, and then the stock goes right back up. DF - pull the trigger right now, ahead of the dividend! I want people in D.'
Clearwire (CLWR): 'I am telling people to buy more CLWR... I have tremendous, tremendous faith in the management. And, if they hadn't priced it [the IPO] so darn high, I think we'd already be making money on the darn thing. So I say stick with it.'
Nastech Pharmaceutical (NSTK): ' ... go into that NSTK. They have got a better chance of hitting it out of the park...'
Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG): ' ... the highest hospitality quotient of any company I deal with...'
Heinz (HNZ): ' ... offering you both capital appreciation and capital protection Two thumbs up for HNZ. It's a reinvented company with 200 new products. HNZ rocks!'
Garmin (GRMN): 'There'll be a selloff in the market, and you'll be able to buy GRMN cheaper than it is... I happen to like the stock, but I'm not paying $55 for it... It's too high. I like it. Let's be patient.'
Mosiac company (MOS): 'The way you buy a MOS is you wait for a big selloff. MOS happens to be my favorite fertilizer company. MOS can go back to $25 in a pullback and, only then do I advise that you pull the trigger!'
Crown Castle (CCI): 'CCI's my favorite; that's best of breed.'
SBA COM (SBAC): 'SBAC is a good stock too.'

Bearish calls:

Usana Health Sciences (USNA): 'I wouldn't want to own USNA... '
Cabot Oil & Gas (COG): 'COG is a really good company ... You've had a big run in COG. You ring the register, and you move into my favorite, XTO!... 52-week high.'
People's Bank (PBCT): 'This is actually a tough one ... even though I know it's a well-run bank, I am going to have to put yours in the 'don't buy, don't buy' camp.'
Empire Resorts (NYNY): ' ... I am saying don't buy, don't buy, to NYNY.'
Fuel Tech (FTEK): 'I believe in this company, but I cannot get behind a company that sells at a 90x multiple. It's too rich for me.'
Applebee's (APPB): 'I think APPB is going to be put for sale ... But, you know what? APPB is not that great a company ... swap out of APPB, and get into CMG.'
Acadia Pharmaceuticals (ACAD): ' that is a dice-roll company - I am going to say ix-nay on the ACAD.'
SBA COMM (SBAC): ' I like CCI more, but your SBAC is a good stock too.'

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Comments

[terrihamel]

USANA: Straight Up

If you're not aware of the recent 'controversy' surrounding USANA Health Sciences, you've been missing an interesting series of articles. I am writing here as someone who has been taking the products for nearly a decade, so I'm not unbiased. I've recovered my costs in marketing USANA vitamins to friends and family, but have yet to make a serious stab at the business. I don't know if having consumed their products is supposed to disqualify me from making comments or asking questions, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway. In spite of the fact that I'm not a stock analyst, self-proclaimed or otherwise, I'd like to share my perspective from an 'inside' point of view. I'll keep it simple, so even the most intelligent can grasp it. Don't look for technical brilliance, but I think it's a story worth hearing.

I'm a teacher. If you know anything about schools, they're germ factories. For a variety of reasons, genetic and otherwise, I've never had a strong constitution. Plainly put, I used to catch everything the kids brought into the building, and then some. One day I was visiting my older sister, and noticed a product catalog for a nutritional supplementation company sitting on her coffee table. Everything in it was footnoted and referenced back to long-term, placebo-controlled, double-blind studies published in mainstream medical journals. Having completed six years of university, I was curious, and asked her about it. She told me flat out that the people next door, who had left her the catalog, were pushing a pyramid scheme. I nodded knowingly, having no idea what that was supposed to be, waited until they left the house, hightailed it over to the neighbors' place and banged on the door.

They were happy to see me (you probably guessed that already). I sat down with them for over an hour as they told me their story. Their daughter had been suffering from a certain health problem that traditional medicine hadn't been able to help. Someone told them about the products. Their daughter took them and, over the course of several months, her health dramatically improved. Causation or correlation? I didn't care. What was there to lose? Not my health, that was for sure. There was one catch, however. These people wouldn't sell me any product. They wanted me to sign up with them in their business.

Big mistake. I've since learned that this goes against on of the most important aspects of building a network marketing business, which is to have a solid base of preferred customers (these people were not following the company's compliance protocol: USANA is relentless in emphasizing the importance of bringing in loyal product users. I wanted the product badly enough, however, that I signed up with them to get my initial order. Once it arrived, I quit... but I had my vitamins).

Within a matter of weeks, taking the product religiously, I experienced a profound change in my health. Colds didn't seem to stick. I slept better and had more energy. Did taking the product cause, or merely correlate with, the changes in my health? Who cared? All I knew was that I wasn't getting sick all the time.

Then I ran out of vitamins. Not only did I run out but, before too long, I was catching colds again. Seriously. By this time, I'd twigged onto the fact that ordinary people could actually sell this stuff. Now I was curious about the whole enchilada. I somehow ended up in Vancouver, British Columbia at a marketing seminar led by one Michael Oliver (google away for more). I sat in the back of the room with a bucket of school assignments and starting grading them as he began to speak. Fifteen minutes later I put up my hand and told the group that I was putting the bucket away. I'm sure there were people in the room who thought I was a plant. The fact was that his seminar was complete devoid of hype. I'm proud to say that Michael Oliver eventually became a deeply respected friend, but that's another story.

Six months later, I chose a different person with whom to sign up. Any teacher can explain why I never did get around to building much of a business. Evenings and weekends were recovery time. I loved my job, as well as my students, but I simply didn't have time for anything else. Ironically, I now realize that, during those years of taking the product each month but doing little to sell it, I was one of thousands who were dragging down the company's distributor earnings ratio. You see, I qualified as an associate but, as far as USANA's computers knew, I might as well have been out there trying to build a business and failing miserably (if it was truly a pyramid scheme, I might have been raking in some money simply through my position on the totem pole). The truth was that I wasn't getting paid (much) because I wasn't doing the business (much).

Last year I moved from Canada to the United States, having met (at the 1999 USANA convention, of all places) and married the man who became my best friend, a wonderful American whose story closely parallels mine. I've recently been training with some of the most successful people in USANA (it's free, and available to all associates), and I'm planning on giving the business a serious go this time. But I'm under no illusions that anyone's going to do this for me. "If it's to be, it's up to me." (I understand that some people, having ignored USANA's Business Development System and tried to reinvent the wheel, haven't done so well and are now jumping on the lawsuit bandwagon).

One thing: I've yet to read a posting where one of your analysts, citing the allegations of Barry Minkow (a convicted felon, no less) has approached USANA's founder, Dr. Myron Wentz, for his response to such allegations as, for example, the alleged inaccuracies in product labeling. It's curious, given that Dr. Wentz's ongoing work continues to be published in mainstream medical journals, that your commentators are relying on the words of a convicted felon rather than going to the source and asking for documentation. That would require a bit more work, but don't you think it makes sense (particularly when you learn that USANA is affiliated with the Linus Pauling Institute, that Dr. Wentz just picked up the Albert Einstein award in Jerusalem, and that the company has garnered numerous other accolades of which they could rightfully boast)?

But then, I'm not a stock analyst. Nonetheless, I still think a teacher should be allowed to express an opinion. And stories are the backbone of life.

Terri

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