Jim Cramer's Mad Money Lightning Round, 11/27/07: Ax AKAM

Stocks discussed in the lightning round session of Jim Cramer’s Mad Money TV program, Tuesday November 27. Click on a stock ticker for more analysis:

Bullish calls:

Level 3 Communications (LVLT): 'LVLT's going to come back. I'd rather see you in a $3 speculative name, than I would in AKAM!'
Tidewater (TDW): 'It's not as good as Transocean, but it does the offshore stuff... I would take advantage of the fact that it's almost been cut in half, and I would pull the trigger, and buy some TDW.'
Transocean (RIG): 'For the last 55 points, is it has almost no Gulf exposure.'
AT&T (T): 'You get a good dividend. You've got great growth. T is one of the best stocks in the market! I want to buy it right here at $36. I regard it as a gift that it has pulled back from $42. That stock is for me!'
Celgene (CELG): 'Some individual downgraded CELG, and the stock was up $1.93 today... right in that guy's face!'
Schering-Plough (SGP): 'That stock's going up. Fred Hassan [CEO] is money in the bank...'
VF Corp (VFC)

Bearish calls:

Akamai Technologies (AKAM): 'These guys acted as if everything's fabulous... It really broke my heart. It was like, don't you have any recognition that the stock's been hammered?'
Superior Energy Services (SPN): 'You can't be in the Gulf... the Gulf's no good.'
Jones Soda (JSDA): 'No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!... No to JSDA!... I'm never looking back!'
Elan (ELN)
Biogen (BIIB)
Motorola (MOT): 'Well, Ed Zander [CEO] is not on my Wall of Shame because I like his looks... He belongs there. He's killing the stock.'
AnnTaylor Stores (ANN): 'I didn't like the quarter…I think that ANN is in a void. I have just seen these apparel stocks cut to ribbons.'
Under Armour (UA): 'If we get a convincing cold snap, I will come to you with UA, and agree with you. Until then, I am afraid to recommend this stock, because I worry about inventory.'

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