Going Schluming - Cramer's Lightning Round (4.11.08)

by: Miriam Metzinger

Stocks discussed in the lightning round session of Jim Cramer’s Mad Money TV program, Friday April 11. Click on a stock ticker for more analysis:

Bullish calls:

Boeing (NYSE:BA): “If that ever gets back (down) to $75, I want you in it... I don't think AirBus is doing any better than they are frankly.”
Merck (NYSE:MRK): “ …is dramatically oversold … MRK must be bought! Pull the trigger on Monday!”
Schlumberger (NYSE:SLB): “Hey look if it got to the $80s, I would buy some for my charitable trust... so that's a high endorsement...”
Mastercard (NYSE:MA): “ …if there's any pin action off that [Visa], what I want to tell you is that I'd rather see you in Mastercard…get MA lower.”

Bearish calls:

Veolia Environment SA (VE): “We have said you can't make a lot of money in water...”
Aircastle LTD (NYSE:AYR): “ I think they're (leasing companies) are going to bottom soon, but I have no conviction, so I can't send you to them...”
Fortress Investment Group (NYSE:FIG): “I think FIG is one of the worst things I know.”
Jefferies Group Inc. (JEF): “JEF missed the quarter and missed the quarter bad,”
Motorola Inc. (MOT): “That industry's gotten way too hard.”
Cheniere Energy Inc. (NYSEMKT:LNG): “That's like the worst of the worst... You are staying away from that... You're getting off the phone and your broker and you're getting out, even down here at $8..”
Pfizer (NYSE:PFE): “PFE has no growth. It has nothing in the pipe... it going to be losing drugs continuously (going) off patent.”
Micron Technology Inc. (NASDAQ:MU): “It's scary... I don't care that it's only at 6 bucks... Stocks can still go down from $6... I need to take a shower after mentioning it...”
Visa (NYSE:V): “Take the money and run!... Sell, sell, sell..”
Manitowoc Co. Inc. (NYSE:MTW): “I liked that quarter but the Street has turned on that …Don't buy, dont' buy... If they sell that ice machine business, I'll be all over that like a Kmart suit...”

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