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Steve Waldman

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When you're abducted by aliens, there's little cause to be cynical. The sucktitude of a painful probe is straightforward. There's no sugarcoating to see past, things are exactly as bad as they seem. Between the screams you realize that, in a way, you have been offered a kind of innocence. When you are abducted by aliens, you savor the silver linings.

After such an ordeal it's a bit depressing to be dropped off on the Planet of the Covered Bonds. Cynicism levels are off the tricorder here as, alas, they should be. [See Yves Smith, Michael Shedlock, Maxed Out Mama. Less cynically, David Merkel offers a very nice description of what covered bonds are and how they work.]

Covered bonds sound nifty. They're designer drugs. They're just like the mortgage-backed securities that gave us such a fine party, except the nasty hangover inducing components have been engineered away. They are on-balance sheet loans, look Ma, no Enron! (finally...) Covered bond issuers have "skin in the game", skin, bone, and sinew actually, as they guarantee the loans. That problem of "misaligned incentives" is solved, 'alleleujah! (...though intrafirm agency problems are not addressed.) These are old-fashioned, full recourse, secured and overcollateralized loans, just packaged into tradable securities. What could possibly go wrong?

Formally, the only way anything could go wrong would be if the issuing bank fails and the pledged assets turn out to be worth less than originally estimated. Do you think those two events might be correlated? Covered bonds can certainly be no worse, from an investor standpoint, than the nonrecourse asset pools they are intended to replace. A guarantee by the issuing bank has gotta be worth something. If it were 2002 again and the banking industry had adopted this originate and guarantee model (rather than the originate and forget model they chose), perhaps we wouldn't be in the current mess.

But it is not 2002. These bonds will be offered by banks that would already have collapsed without vast support to the financial system by the Fed and the US Treasury. Guarantees by money-center banks are no longer bonds of confidence in the prudence or skill of bank managers. The value of such guarantees comes from a different place, from the notion that it is unthinkable the state would permit these banks to fail. A covered bond offered by Citi (C) or Bank of America (BAC) would only default if a titan collapsed. Investors might reasonably believe that would not be permitted to happen. If they are right, then these bonds are indeed covered. They are covered by you, dear taxpayer.

The great credit crisis of 2007-2008 is slouching towards its Bethlehem, a full faith and credit crisis for the United States of America. This die was cast at the first TAF auction, when the Fed chose to pull private credit risk onto taxpayers' already strained balance sheet, rather than endure any unpleasantness. Covered bonds may prove to be a success with investors. But, careful what you wish for. The more banks sell, the more we're all on the hook, if the loans go bad. Covered bonds issued by "too big to fail" banks are basically equivalent to mortgage backed securities guaranteed by Fannie (FNM) and Freddie (FRE). It's just another way of putting private-sector bells and whistles on a public sector assumption of risk.

These bonds are seen as a way of "unfreezing the housing market". The housing market seems frozen because in many areas, relationships between home prices, rents, and incomes are still out of whack. Assuming relatively stable rents and incomes (bad assumption, I know), mortgages in "stuck" markets made at or near current asking prices are likely bad investments. That suggests the implicit taxpayer guarantee won't expire unused. The more covered bonds are sold, the more extreme measures or hidden subsidies will be required to prevent household names from failing.

The committee to save the world is you, and we will be grateful for your contribution, although we will never thank you, or admit that anything other than the skill of our red knuckled, fabulously wealthy financiers had anything to do with the eventual recovery. That period of commodity inflation and steep yield curves was just a market outcome, a fact of nature. Of course our proud financial institutions were always going to weather the storm. They are the best and most sophisticated in the world. Thank goodness for private enterprise.


[HT Yves Smith on the slouching towards Bethlehem thing. BTW, my use of the term "taxpayer" is imprecise, state guarantees are really backed "taxpayers and/or those most vulnerable to inflation (low bargaining power workers and those on fixed incomes)". My guess is that we will use tradables inflation more than outright taxation to save the whales. Full Disclosure: I'm short long-term Treasury futures and long precious metals, going with that whole full faith and credit crisis scenario. As always, this ain't investment advice, I frequently lose my shirt so go copy Warren Buffet or something.]

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    Spot on! Hunky Hank indeed proposed to turn all banks into GSEs. But isn't this only to ensure that insiders can profiteer from the money churn? Local mutual savings funds (backed by the gov't) can provide the same funtion without huge salaries and bonuses to executives one might think.
    2008 Jul 29 06:42 AM | Link | Reply
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    One question that should be asked when discussing all of the various schemes where taxpayers are being asked to provide a back stop to counter the failures of the "private" mortgage market is - when the market turns around do we all get lavish year end bonuses?

    2008 Jul 29 08:28 AM | Link | Reply
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    Couldn't agree more. There's a "spot-on" cartoon in the current TheWeek magazine 8/1/08, page 20. It goes:
    John Q. Public goes to the broker to buy house . . .
    Broker takes the loan to the bank . . .
    Bank takes loan to federally-backed mortgage institutions . . .
    That can always be bailed out by . . .
    Uh, Oh . . .
    2008 Jul 29 08:52 AM | Link | Reply
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    It isn't clear to me *why* we want to bail out the financial firms. Well, other than the fact that they make massive donations to the two main political parties.

    They have demonstrated that they are incompetent in their area of business. Rather than propping up such useless institutional knowledge, the government should be abetting their liquidation. As they fail, sell their assets to the second tier of financial institutions. Those second tier institutions can't do much worse than the first tier has done, and they have the advantage of no entrenched dysfunctional behavior, no institutionalized stupidity and larceny.

    When the middle class was being destroyed over the last fifteen years by free trade and offshoring and outsourcing and H1-Bs and illegal immigration and downsizing and liquidation, these firms were all in favor of it. They argued it was just capitalism at work, the natural creative destruction of the marketplace. Now that it's their neck in the noose, they have changed their tune. Are they not capitalists?

    Too bad we can't creatively destroy congress in the same manner.
    2008 Jul 29 09:10 AM | Link | Reply
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    Good point, but IIRC it was the Belgian economist Daniel Gros who discovered that European housing tends to lag U.S. housing by an average 18-24 months which is the underlying fundamental reason why covered bonds have been doing poorly in Europe where there is a large market for covered bonds.

    Note that Hank Paulson is not a real economist, but he ought to learn at least something about economics before he opens his big yap!

    Disclosure: No current positions in any covered bonds.
    2008 Jul 29 09:13 AM | Link | Reply
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    It is so interesting to me how everyone thinks that voting Republican ensures lower taxes...Ha! They are just hidden in the form of higher prices, and crappy investments for the avg, Joe as the almighty just get their "get out of jail" card every time they screw us, and collect $200 as they pass Go.
    Just one big Monopoloy game with fiat money...
    2008 Jul 29 09:17 AM | Link | Reply
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    Kelly Lieberman, I think you are correct because an academic study showed that for about the last 108 years both the stock market and real interest rates have done significantly better on average during Democrat administrations.

    Disclosure: I became an Independent 12 years ago because I was fed up with the incompetence of both Republicans and Democrats, but I now support Obama because we don't need a third term of Bush!
    2008 Jul 29 09:29 AM | Link | Reply
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    The real truth is that taxes are exactly equal to government spending. Not one cent more or less.

    2008 Jul 29 10:25 AM | Link | Reply
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    I used to get angry about funding these bailouts, too. Now I just short Treasuries. It's remarkably refreshing to know that, whatever harebrained schemes the politicians and their banker buddies come up with, I won't be paying for them and indeed may even profit. I've checked out, in effect. And if everyone did the same, the schemes wouldn't even be possible; they could never afford to finance them. It's both a solution and a way to become a disinterested bystander, looking on in amusement as America destroys itself. I highly recommend it.
    2008 Jul 29 11:02 AM | Link | Reply
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    No matter who is elected, Bush's tax cuts are going to expire... which is enough to tank our economy given its already fragle situation. If O is elected the only difference will be it will come sooner, harder, and we will be in a real recession not seen since '74.
    2008 Jul 29 11:11 AM | Link | Reply
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    Terrific first paragraph.
    2008 Jul 29 11:26 AM | Link | Reply
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    TBill, I agree with you, but I would prefer to have a short and sharp recession to get it over with than a long and shallower recession.
    2008 Jul 29 11:26 AM | Link | Reply
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    Charlie,
    Bush cannot run again. To think he is exactly like McCain is a fallacy. Gotta get your head level.
    If u were president and I came into office with the same party do u think I would be the same as you? No chance buddy.
    2008 Jul 29 01:02 PM | Link | Reply
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    good article. I think I will stick with gold.
    2008 Jul 29 02:27 PM | Link | Reply
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    I agree with optionsgirl because once the U.S. dollar bulls wake up and see how bad the U.S. federal deficit is going to be then gold should perform well.

    Disclosure: long precious metals and related equities.
    2008 Jul 29 03:03 PM | Link | Reply
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