Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Where Are We in This Rally's Lifecycle?

fdfg. I have successfully avoided bears of a different sort this summer, those of the stock market kind (see my July 15 warning not to sell to soon by clicking here at www.madhedgefundtrader...). Never have I seen such a disconnect between the markets and the real economy. All of a sudden the world has gotten expensive. Stock prices have been levitated by vapor. The bulk of the trading volume is now accounted for by worthless zombie stocks like Citibank (C), (AIG), Fannie Mae (FNM), and Freddie Mac (FRE). Cost cutting, not sales growth, has artificially boosted earnings above subterranean forecasts. Commodity prices have soared because of stockpiling and not consumption. Puzzled CEO’s of every stripe are seeing no recovery in their businesses whatsoever. But bears who have sold into the summer rally have gotten a severe spanking. We are left with momentum players and chartists to grind out ever diminishing returns. I have used the big up days to sell short dated out of the money calls in small size which, mercifully, expired worthless, sometimes just by pennies. That’s because I keep my favorite quote from John Maynard Keynes pasted to my monitor; “Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain liquid.” Better to wait for a more convincing break on the charts before piling on those shorts again.

One Easy CDS Fix

How about this idea? There is an easier, cheaper, and faster way to solve the banking crisis which no one is talking about on Capitol Hill. If collateralized debt obligations (CDO’s) are the problem, just get rid of them! Desecuritize them! Just convert them back into the underlying loans. There are $1.4 trillion in CDO’s outstanding backed by Alt-A and subprime loans in the form of 3,700 individual securitizations of perhaps 3.7 million loans. Over 68% of the loans backing these bonds are current. Mark to market rules are forcing the banks to carry this paper on their balance sheets at 50%-80% discounts. The problem is that mark to market is a meaningless accounting fiction when there is no market. If you break up these securities and place the underlying loans back on the banks’ balance sheets, the good mortgages can be valued at 100% of face, and those behind in their payments or in default can be discounted to maybe 70% because they are still secured by the value of the homes. This would boost the value of the entire asset class from the current 20-50 cents up to 90 cents on the dollar. Restored balance sheets would enable banks to resume lending. Of course it would be a massive admin job unwinding the rats’ nests behind some of these securities, but Heaven knows there is abundant subprime and Alt-A expertise available for hire these days. Just sift through the ashes of Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns. It is a workable plan, and therefore is unlikely to ever see the light of day.

Wall Street Breakfast: Must-Know News

In five years there will probably be only two mass circulation papers left, The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, with the Washington Post as an outlyer. Thousands of small, local, niche publications will take up the slack. As a long time print journalist dating back to the typewriter days myself, I am sad to see newspapers go. But you can’t exactly sit like Denmark’s old King Canute and order the tide to stop rising. Journalism is degrading into an army of guys banging away at the computers at 3:00 AM in their boxer shorts. Trust, accuracy, objectivity, style, and taste will be the victims.