Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Sell in May and Go Away: Good Advice?

This one will work this year. You’ve just had the best two month run in 30 years. It’s time to sit down and smell the roses. Go climb that Alpine peak you’ve always wanted to attempt, finish off that basement, or take the misses down to Cabo. Maybe your nine iron needs some work. Whatever. There are no decent risk/reward trades in the market right now. All of my long recommendations, like emerging markets, commodities, crude, and junk bonds, are through the roof. My shorts have cratered, with the 30 year Treasury bond futures down a whopping 20 points, from 142 to 122. All of my longs are way overbought, and my shorts are oversold. I can’t in good conscience ask traders to just sit on big unrealized profits. Never slap a double in the face, especially in this environment. Nobody ever got fired for taking a profit. Always leave the last ten percent for the next guy. There is no law that says you have to trade every day of the year. Better to reestablish at better prices, like in August. If you strapped on any of these trades, the first four months of 2009 gave you a great year. If you didn’t, don’t break your back playing catch up. It’s not worth it. As for me? I’m going down to Vegas to shop for condos at ten cents on the dollar and do some actual gambling.