Maxe Paul

Cramer's Mad Money - When the Facts Change...(10/23/09)

MUHAHAHA, have you ever heard of sarcasm?

IN FACT, i challenge you, MR JIM CRAMER to a bottom picking contest, and we will see who is the "bottom picking world champion", and who is not!

Loser gets there arse kicked (literally) by the winner on your show......segment........ channel time........5 minutes of wasted time, or whatever you call it.


On Oct 26 08:58 AM Myny wrote:

> Yes, you are totally not an ego freak. I dont see why would anyone
> think so.

Cramer's Mad Money - When the Facts Change...(10/23/09)

Amazing, how many people NOW claim they called the bottom! LOL,

Lets get real here, i called the bottom to the exact number on the S&P, not F&*%$'N Cramer, i did not call multiple false bottoms and tell people to buy Bear Stearns at $50, did I?

Personally im not an ego freak who wants to go around telling everyone i called A/the bottom, such as Cramer, BUT this just WILL NOT fly with me im afraid, im not going to sit here and read this garbage that Cramer called the bottom.

CRAMER, PULL YOUR F%&$*$@G HEAD IN!

Cramer's Mad Money - When the Facts Change...(10/23/09)

OMG, i guess the saying, "some people never learn" rings true with you loud and clear?


On Oct 25 09:43 AM CaptainJJack wrote:

> I subscribe to Cramer's "Real Money", and unlike many others, I think
> it has a lot of value.
>
> That said, Cramer is a trader, not an investor. He will talk about
> missing the opportunity one day, and then tell you to sell a week
> later.
>
> As far as bad calls, in February, 2000, Cramer declared that the
> ONLY companies worth owning were internet companies.
>
> Still, even after all that, I do listen to his predictions or his
> calls, I listen to his analysis.
>
> He is a good thinker, and I respect that.

Cramer's Mad Money - When the Facts Change...(10/23/09)

Surely this article is a joke?

Cramer called the bottom now?

Cramer called many false bottoms, (my favourite was the one on bear Stearns at $50!) and never managed to call a top ever?

I am the only person who called the exact bottom, so far.

Here is my comment two weeks before the bottom seekingalpha.com/autho...

Here is my prediction on March 3 seekingalpha.com/autho...

Seriously, show me the transcript where Cramer "called the bottom"?

Cramer, you are a complete stooge.....again!

Four Reasons We're Headed Even Higher

Are you this guys brother or workmate or something?

Lets take a look back at some of this authors predictions shall we?

April 10 2008

"Every investor hopes to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. We’re getting close to a bottom in Delta Airlines "

April 21 2008

" It's time to be invested in the new recession"

May 30 2008

"A bottom in financials and the US Dollar, combined with a top in oil, provides a nice foundation for the 2nd half of 2008"

August 13 2008
"With the market now overbought, these negative financial issues present the rationale for a sell-off but it will only be for the short term. The recent market strength was a precursor to a much stronger rally later this fall. Long term, conditions have definitely improved. A stable dollar combined with declining oil will pave the way for foreign investment in US equities. This powerful money flow will provide a boost to fall seasonality that we predict will push the S&P 500 back above 1,400."

September 16 2008

"The capitulation to come this week is required to form a bottom in the financial sector."

WAKE UP, this guy could not pick the winner of a one horse race at Belmont!


On Aug 28 11:38 AM TA wrote:

> Since Jason is the one who nailed the BAC calls consistantly making
> tons of money, while most of the moronic 'top 10' commentors on this
> site were the same ones who missed the rally, it's clear who deserves
> more respect.
>
> It's all about making money, pride is for fools.

Prime Mortgages Are Also Going Sour

Because there is so much inventory at so low prices that it's cheaper to wait and HOPE for a recovery to dump them.

The only problem is HOPE is not a strategy.


On Aug 20 07:36 PM Suncatcher wrote:

> I am very confused by the way the banks are behaving. I know someone
> that hasn't made a payment in 18 months on a house currently worth
> over 500K. The bank hasn't made a move. There are two houses within
> a block of me that are foreclosed on and the bank hasn't done a thing
> with them. Why aren't the banks behaving like a business that needs
> to move inventory?

Preview from Europe: Stocks Continue to Defy Gravity...and Logic

Bloody oath mate!

Although it's more likely i will find ten of them (secret police) parked outside my home in a mini van waiting to drop me off somewhere in the desert. LOL


On Aug 14 09:28 AM yellowhoard wrote:

> Crikey!
>
> You blokes sure are lookin like Shiela's to those Chinese fellas.
>
>
> Ya moight want to take them yella fellas on a roid to the outback
> and drop em off for a walkabout.

Preview from Europe: Stocks Continue to Defy Gravity...and Logic

So this is where we are at with China and iron ore.

China, not happy to pay a discounted contract price for iron ore (which every country bar China is happy about), and certainly not happy to pay a market spot price, are now trying their hardest to manipulate the price of iron ore by banning further imports and new steel mills.

They are also not happy some people are buying at the spot price, because they want iron ore now, rather than wait for their (China) manipulation to succeed.

Given they (China) are still not happy that this (the manipulation) is not working, they, China (one of the most corrupt countries in the world), then decide to arrest people from Australia (one of the least corrupt countries in the world) alleging corruption! LOL

Now consider this.

If China demanded a 40% plus discount on buying Gold bullion and refused to honour a current generous 35% discount and then tried to manipulate the current spot price because it was not happy, and then arrest employees of gold companies alleging corruption, how would the gold bugs feel?

Mighty bloody pissed off i would think.

This is manipulation people, plain as day, makes the gold manipulation theorists sound rather pathetic by comparison.

And we Aussies put up with this farce without a whimper of complaint?

Global Markets in Review: Emerging Markets Showing First Signs of Retrenchment?

Well i predict comments would be easier to read if they were correctly spaced with paragraphs rather than a continuous ramble.

I'm just passing on what an employee of GS told me to say......Suzzane!

Five Reasons the Market Could Crash This Fall

This one.


On Aug 04 11:26 AM Angel Martin wrote:

> What market ever had a crash that was not preceeded by a multi-year
> bull/bubble gains?

Preview from Europe: When Celebrity Economists Move Markets

Heres the link, my insider friend at Rio Tinto sorted it out!
www.moneyscience.com/F...

Preview from Europe: When Celebrity Economists Move Markets

" Date for your diary." link is not working, looks like the Chinese have got the secret police to take care of that one.

could you give me a run down on the numbers as im a paid up member of the CBC (crystal ball club).

Financials Surge Again: 10 Ways to Profit and Protect

I hope you took your put profits before the rise, because this is a fresh upleg targeting 1050 in the S&P, this is not an advisable strategy IMO. I do expect the S&P to retest the gap up and retest the 900 area though, in which case you would be better off buying back your puts and getting some long calls.

Meredith Whitney Ratings

People like Whitney are a joke. they put out sells at $60 and buys at $140! makes me wonder how much GS paid her for the pump. I'm guessing GS paid her hairdressers bill, LOL.

Cramer's Mad Money - It's the Economy, Obama! (7/8/09)

It's about time someone in the administration investigated Cramer and the "farce" of the stock tipping "touts" who are complete morons.

You know the ones, always wrong, have conflicts of interest and lack disclosure. ie: JIM CRAMER!