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  • Apple Analysts Reality Check: Bear Rally Is Over [View article]
    How I looked forward to seeing you bald dome shining back at me when I read the headline for your article! You're back, and I'm breathless with anticipation with what you'll leave me under the Shortsmas Tree! Are those gift-wrapped AAPL 90 Dec-08 Puts? Just what I was waiting for! Thank you, Shortna Close!

    "And with that Shortna Close waved goodbye to the kiddies and traders, and was off, in his short little sled, with his 8 short little reindeer....."

    Next up in the Shorter's Happiness Holiday Guide, we hear about about how the blowing of the shortfar saved Shortnukkah for all of Israel.
    Dec 12 09:02 am |Rating: +1 0
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