Tom Szabo

Forget $100 a Barrel - Oil Will Plummet to $30

The two alternate energy solutions everyone seems to be forgetting here are dilithium crystals and tele-transporters. However, I hear that the United Federation of Planets is about to galacticize and expropriate the biggest dilithium mines, creating possible supply disruptions. Also, transporter system developers were recently dealt a blow when it was discovered that existing matter-to-energy-to-ma... conversion processes are unable to address changes in angular momentum that result when source-destination deltas from the mean gravitational core are as little as a few angstroms apart, resulting in the transported object or person being hurled into outer space. Thus, calls for $30 oil are a bit premature.