Market recap: The monkey market went wild in the final hour of trading on rumors that G-20...

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wapiti Comments (469)
 
Got the part about MONKEY market right!! Market moves like a money flying around on vines thru the jungle. More like some monkeys manipulating it!!
14 Jun 2012, 04:15 PM Reply Like

montanamark Comments (1359)
 
LOL - monkeys?
14 Jun 2012, 04:18 PM Reply Like

montanamark Comments (1359)
 
good lord, is this a reference to monkey trafficking
14 Jun 2012, 04:19 PM Reply Like

Herr Hansa Comments (2919)
 
More like monkeys flinging poo.
14 Jun 2012, 04:29 PM Reply Like

wapiti Comments (469)
 
I'm not going to say what I was REALLY thinking
14 Jun 2012, 04:22 PM Reply Like

Ponderful Comments (15)
 
Go long bananas; short peanuts.
14 Jun 2012, 04:28 PM Reply Like

Apacheleadership Comments (61)
 
CRACK!!! The monkeys need more CRACK!! NOW NOW NOW. The market is the sickest, most disgusting addict there is. It is seriously dope sick. Maybe someday there will be a free and fair market. It's all a manipulated ponzi on crack now.
14 Jun 2012, 04:45 PM Reply Like

untrusting investor Comments (9879)
 
The Fed is way worse than the mafia ever was. The mafia were a bunch of amateurs compared to Bernanke and the Fed. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the Fed is the largest and most efficient criminal organization in the history of the world.
14 Jun 2012, 04:50 PM Reply Like

TruffelPig Comments (3253)
 
You really have a screw lose.
14 Jun 2012, 06:00 PM Reply Like

BadDog40 Comments (22)
 
Amen brother!
15 Jun 2012, 09:44 AM Reply Like

GaltMachine Comments (924)
 
All these attempts at building "confidence" are likely doing the opposite for those with a cynical mind.

From my experience, those people who frequently tell you "you can trust me!" are exactly the people you should run away from.

The real situation must be very dire to account for all these expressions of confidence in the Euro market.

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"I am for secret, dark debates," he said. "When the going gets tough, you have to lie."
Jean-Claude Juncker, Luxembourg's prime minister and the chairman of the eurogroup of single currency members
14 Jun 2012, 04:56 PM Reply Like

TruffelPig Comments (3253)
 
I hedged some with VXX and got it handed to me today. However, I will sleep better this weekend.
14 Jun 2012, 10:45 PM Reply Like

jsteen Comments (3)
 
Scariest line ever! " I am from the Government and I am here to help you".
14 Jun 2012, 10:58 PM Reply Like

TangoOscar Comments (381)
 
Even scarier when its an OSI agent.
14 Jun 2012, 11:59 PM Reply Like

Ray Lopez Comments (1350)
 
Money market? Monkey Market? Stock market? The financial markets are all a circus so it's fitting. Fit to be tied.

Empire State survey radically down today. China slowing, Europe in recession. Can you say 'double dip'? ohhohh AHAHAH!
15 Jun 2012, 10:28 PM Reply Like