Chad Humphrey's  Instablog

It's true, the correlation has been broken. I was testing a theory, that if there was pornography articles on the CNBC website, then the market would go up! Unfortunatley, based on my mathematical analysis, the correlation was broken today. There was an adult entertainment slide show on the front page of CNBC and the market went down. Time to adjust strategy.

#Apple: Congratulations, Apple Inc. It's amazing what an American company can do with out bailouts or corrupting the political system. If Apple continues to grow at 20% each quarter, extrapolating into the future, means that the company will hit $1 trillion in cash by Q1 2015.

#Greece?: Explains how the Euro Process works, in 5 steps. #Public service announcement: The post office is missing some tax payer equipment, please help. #twitter: You can follow me here. At this point I don't tweet that much so you won't have to list me, because I am to busy following other people's tweets.
#liars: The other day someone said I was a liar, that I couldn't track 600 stocks and only Goldman Sach could do that. So below you can a find 10 of the best and worst stocks of 2012. Don't worry, I bought all of the best stocks and sold short the worst. (oh, now I'm lying) Click on the link to see where the algorithm started tracking the stock.

You will have to click on this link to see the top 10 best and worst preforming stocks.

Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.