For the third Halloween in a row I would like to dress up as a Cash Secured Put, and for the third Halloween in a row I am flummoxed at how to pull it off.
I was thinking I could go as a celebrity whose initials are P.U.T. and then have ropes of cash tying me to something ("securing me"), or have friends dressed in cash carrying guns protecting ("securing") me. Perhaps a Covered Call would be easier to manage. Reverse Iron Condor?
Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.
Additional disclosure: I don't actually have anywhere to be on Halloween.