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Trick-Or-Cash-Secured-Put

For the third Halloween in a row I would like to dress up as a Cash Secured Put, and for the third Halloween in a row I am flummoxed at how to pull it off.

I was thinking I could go as a celebrity whose initials are P.U.T. and then have ropes of cash tying me to something ("securing me"), or have friends dressed in cash carrying guns protecting ("securing") me. Perhaps a Covered Call would be easier to manage. Reverse Iron Condor?

Sigh.

Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.

Additional disclosure: I don't actually have anywhere to be on Halloween.