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  • Dear Bank: Umm Could You Please Lend My Fund $225.63 Billion? 0 comments
    Apr 19, 2013 6:44 AM | about stocks: AAPL

    You see, I decided to become a billionaire, and so need $225,623,200,000 to purchase 564,058,000 shares of Apple at $400 per share, which will guarantee my debt to you. Also I will easily cover the ~11.28 billion interest per annum out of the $20.40 dividends that I will push for as a major stockholder!

    Yours Sincerely,

    Carl Icahn Wannabe III,

    Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, but may initiate a long position in AAPL over the next 72 hours.

    Stocks: AAPL
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