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  • The 2011 Douche Bag Of The Year Award 145 comments
    Nov 16, 2011 8:38 PM
    Where in the hell has the time gone?

    We've had Spring in the Middle East and the occupations of our cities, and Michelle Obama has taken fabulous vacations around the globe that most of us can only dream about.

    Where to begin?

    Who is most deserving?

    Why am I so pissed off all the time?

    Why are so many total douche bags getting richer and richer at the expense of ordinary fuckers such as myself?

    Why is John Corzine not being perp walked to a squad car in Lower Manhatten?

    Why is the departing head of Fannie Mae getting 4 million dollars for one year of begging Barney Frank for cash? OK, that's unfair, Barney probably requires a buttload of "Frank" tending to get tax payer dollars to slosh forth.

    So, who does stand above the rest of the assholes that occupy Wall Street and Pennsylvania Avenue?

    Who deserves the coveted Douche Bag Of The Year award?

    I leave it to you my minions.

    Some asshole, or assholette, has disturbed you and brought you to the edge of insanity, at least once this year, so much so, that you are chomping at the bridle to unleash your pissed off fury.

    Well, goddamnit, let the games begin. Submit your wretched entries here. The winner will be declared on New Years Day 2012. Provided we are all still here at such time. 

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  • Author’s reply » One nominee per person seems reasonable.


    Unless, of course, some Super DB supercedes premature DB ejaculations.


    Then, any votes counted will go toward the new designated DB.


    Thumbs ups will decide the outcome and much glory and riches will follow the victor.
    16 Nov 2011, 08:50 PM Reply Like
  • I nominate Barry Dunham, aka President Barrack Hussein Obama.
    The buck stops there. Substitute the B in Buck for an F, and that sums it up quite nicely.
    16 Nov 2011, 08:51 PM Reply Like
  • Just to prove how out of touch our "leader" is:


    The 21st century version of "Let Them Eat Cake" is "Let Them Eat Poi!"
    19 Dec 2011, 05:08 PM Reply Like
  • I nominate Eric Holder. He hasn't stolen our money but has allowed all these other douche bags to continue unabated. Our pursuit of happiness, dreams and financial security diminishes daily as he allows this to continue.


    He has also stolen our liberty through inaction and direct actions that have stolen the very life of at least one hard working American border agent. He continues to hide facts and disallow justice as if he alone determines justice in America.


    We expect that those that guard the hen house should never conspire with the foxes but obviously Eric Holder takes the cake as the thieves run rampant in and out of the hen house stealing all the golden eggs of hard working Americans with him holding the door for them. If true justice ever returns to America we will see him doing a perp walk some day for his failings, deceit, lies, damn lies and cover ups.


    Maybe, just maybe the Mexican authorities will do us the honor and extradite him for the many innocent Mexican lives extinguished by him through the fast and furious fiasco and he will be dragged from behind BO's coat tails, brown ring on his nose, indignantly spitting shit, kicking and screaming obscenities on his way to justice well served in a Mexican jail.


    I have a dream.......somehow I think it will never come true so a nomination to the douche bag of the year will have to be the only satisfaction that can be gleaned for now.


    Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness all have become a joke under the perverted justice this man delivers to America.


    When will it stop?
    17 Nov 2011, 09:50 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Let's not forget that Holder was the DB that penned the midnight Bill Clinton presidential pardon for Marc Rich, so he could leave Switzerland and come home to New York where it's much easier to be an arms dealer to US enemies.
    17 Nov 2011, 04:31 PM Reply Like
  • Yep he's been a DB for years. Amazing thing about DB's.


    17 Nov 2011, 06:51 PM Reply Like
  • I approve of those voting for Holder.


    There are jsut so many, it is so hard.


    I will ponder it, and place my vote at the bottom of the thread.
    19 Nov 2011, 07:24 PM Reply Like
  • I would like to give honorable mention to Angela Merkel and Nicholas Sarkozy.With the help of other Eurozone societal engineers and the IMF,they plotted the fall of two democratically elected officials, the prime ministers of Italy and Greece respectively, in favor of Central Bank Bureaucrats without benefit of broad general elections. If military leaders had been appointed, would the world have been more vocal?


    What does it take for people to understand the magnitude of the theft of individual rights to vote, and countries to keep autonomy, by the actions of these governments?
    They managed to grab more power for themselves and protect bank gangsters in the process. It's worth billions to the banks.
    Perhaps someone else will nominate these two. Only time will tell what damage is yet to come.


    I may be on this insta multiple times. I'm sick by what I see all around me. And DG, I voted for your nominee. Eric Holder is an abomination.
    17 Nov 2011, 10:28 AM Reply Like
  • Maybe some of our European members will look at these two wonderful nominations. Liberties stolen for more bankers wallets...yep well deserved nominations indeed OG!!!!!
    17 Nov 2011, 10:42 AM Reply Like
  • YellowHoard! How ya doin', pal! I'll get in here soon and do some crucifying, Mayascribe style.


    I know that I already have an honorary mention...anyone who works the phones at fucking Verizon. I want heads rolled. I'll pack 'em up and take 'em down to Copan, where on the eve of 12/21/12, we can roll them out on to the sacred ballcourt and get ancient Mayan descendents to play hipball with Verizon heads in front of thousands--and one very pissed off customer.
    17 Nov 2011, 03:53 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Hiya Maya.


    Try to let it all out buddy. It's cathartic.


    O yeah. Check this guy out. He's my new Euro Hero.

    17 Nov 2011, 04:34 PM Reply Like
  • Great link.
    17 Nov 2011, 05:34 PM Reply Like
  • Where is OUR hero here in America. Have we anyone even remotely like Nigel. No we have been turned into a bunch of smiling financial inmates at the tax prison dancing like monkeys wishing for a hero. As a nation we are becoming pathetic.

    17 Nov 2011, 06:49 PM Reply Like
  • Maybe we can have a hero election too. We need something positive to celebrate.
    17 Nov 2011, 05:11 PM Reply Like
  • the list would b short
    19 Nov 2011, 08:13 PM Reply Like
  • I think DBOY 2011 is a fitting epitaph for Osama Bin Laden; mass murderer, pedophile, and goat fucker.


    Now that we finally got the piece of shit, get our boys and girls the fuck out of there.
    17 Nov 2011, 08:49 PM Reply Like
  • Newt Gingrich made 1.6 million consulting for Freddie Mac from 1999-2002 and again from 2006-2008. That's not DBOY material, but if there is a Sleeping with the Enemy medal, he should get it. Or maybe I should get the Naive Guy of the year award, because I thought he was better than that.


    The President should be disqualified and given a lifetime "DB achievement" award in order to make room for some of the other candidates. Otherwise it's just not fair. The President is always the biggest douche bag. It's one of our great traditions in this nation going back at least as far as Wilson and probably much further.
    18 Nov 2011, 01:29 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » For Newt to engage in a three way with Fannie and Freddie disgusts me to the core. I still can't scrub the image from my mind.


    Unfortunately, we live in an age where the choice for president is basically one of choosing the most desease free whore.
    18 Nov 2011, 07:27 AM Reply Like
  • The only justification I can glean from Newt's action is in hoping that he tried to advise them, they paid him handsomely and then neither heeded his recommendations. That may be wishful thinking, but I agree with DM because I thought he was better than that also. Well, at least he wasn't married to them!
    18 Nov 2011, 11:39 AM Reply Like
  • My #2 nominee after disqualifying my #1 for being a group of people instead of an individual:


    To clarify: my nominee for this award this year and every year until he is duly punished is Alan Greenspan.
    18 Nov 2011, 12:01 PM Reply Like
  • Newt's think tank made $37 Mil off healthcare advice. Their advice was to compel purchase of a policy w/ income over 50K, using electronic medical records, etc. Newt has always been a Washington insider fat cat. Nothing new here and he wasn't quiet about his views.
    He made lots of money being Newton Gingrich!
    18 Nov 2011, 12:04 PM Reply Like
  • Yellow, Hoard: Greetings and thanks for hosting the DB awards once again this year. Move over Underwood and Paisley the best host in the business is in the house! I doubt I can find a better nominee or make a better case than Double, Guns has. So I'm seconding his nomination of Erick the pin head Holder. Well said DG.
    18 Nov 2011, 12:57 PM Reply Like
  • I really would like to nominate the entire Goldman Sachs organization for how they control government, not only here but globally, and skew all decisions to their advantage. I believe that group is better organized and immoral than the Mafia has ever been. They make money from supporting drug trafficking, they influence through bribery (ah, contributions) the political system(s) at the highest levels, they manipulate the markets, etc. There is no moral guidance in the organization whatsoever. And their leaders have put the mob to shame in regard to how much wealth they can amass. However, that would be a group so I must choose another nominee.


    I like (hate) the nominees mentioned thus far but I have to say there are a pair of weasels who seem to have escaped the limelight that I believe they so justly deserve: Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.


    It's a hard choice between them for all that they have done enable, nay, create the financial crisis and prolong the misery of millions of Americans, many of who are now homeless, on food stamps and unemployment, and owe it all to those two buffoons. I'm not talking about the folks who got mortgages they couldn't afford with practically nothing down. I'm talking about the millions of others of hard working Americans who saved up a down payment, qualified for their mortgages, made their payments faithfully, but just got engulf in the aftermath of the recession and lost everything. They lost their jobs, their homes, and their dignity because of the laws pushed upon Fannie, Freddie and the entire mortgage industry. They, more than any others, I hold more responsible for the quagmire we find ourselves in today and misery that continues for countless millions of good people. But that was mostly in the past, so I need to look at their more current record to find qualification for their nomination(s).


    Well, that's not so hard either. The new financial regulations are a total failure, putting off what is needed until sometime in the future and leaving most of the regulation as a "fill in the blank" format to be guided by their lobbyist minions over time. They let the financial institutions practically write their own legislation, go pity's sake! And then they claimed to have lain the "responsible foundation" for fixing the problems that they, themselves masterminded. The whole financial regulations fiasco has been nothing more than a ploy to cover their tracks and attempt to win political points with their constituencies. For that I owe a nomination.


    The problem is, once again, I need to designate an individual. Well, okay then, I nominate Barney Frank for all of the above crimes against humanity that he has co-constructed. The tipping point between the two is his smug, nasal, irritating voice that drives me up the wall worse than fingernails scratching on a chalkboard.
    18 Nov 2011, 02:13 PM Reply Like
  • Mark, a most excellent recomendation. Totally agree on the chalkboard deal too!!!


    Does he have any teeth? Anyone know or did he have them extracted for "other" purposes.


    Did I actually say that?!!
    18 Nov 2011, 03:10 PM Reply Like
  • DG - I'm sure he does have teeth and, yes, they are his (not begin with, but he owns them now). They are removable and can be cleaned in a glass by the bedside at night. But like everything else he owns, he got them from someone else who probably deserved them more but could no longer afford them. And no, he doesn't need to wear them when he meets with the Prez! But I'm sure I don't understand why that is important.
    18 Nov 2011, 04:29 PM Reply Like
  • Perhaps if you nominate it as the Vampire Squid it will sneak in.
    19 Nov 2011, 04:56 PM Reply Like
  • Great to see you Hoard!


    I think the nomination for DB of the year has to start at the top. Obama, Merkel, Sarkozy, Van Rompuy, Bernanke and both political parties of the US are all just stooges who are given their marching orders and who are expendable pieces of crap.


    We need to focus on the top. For that reason, I second the nomination for the Goldman. This organization is a DB. A runner up is Blackrock. These so called financial organizations are akin to the old mob.
    20 Nov 2011, 07:27 PM Reply Like
  • I now switch to McCain ! For picking Palin an having no chance top beat Obama
    20 Nov 2011, 07:31 PM Reply Like
  • McCain had no chance, either way.


    Besides, we're looking for this year's scumbag.
    20 Nov 2011, 07:41 PM Reply Like
  • Is there some derivative relationship of when Frank, of which I'm being, is forced to stick back in his choppers when Bernanke takes off in one of his choppers?
    18 Nov 2011, 06:58 PM Reply Like
  • Hilarious John Stewart sketch about DBOY candidate Jon Corzine (the fucktard forked-tongue, hypocritcal, consumate pathological liar, state wrecking, human financial trainwreck...the ex-CEO of a giant face sucking squid that advised clients to buy what His company was shorting, who managed to skip from one regal lily pad to the next, like a self-elected, crown-donning two-headed poisonous waterbug):

    18 Nov 2011, 09:58 PM Reply Like
  • Maya - Come on, man. Tell it like it is. Don't hold back so much!
    20 Nov 2011, 05:24 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » That was pretty good. The piece de resistance of it all though was Corzine stealing his clients money to cover his insane bets.
    19 Nov 2011, 10:12 AM Reply Like
  • Using other people's money is just something he picked up in government. Hard habit to break, you understand.
    19 Nov 2011, 12:39 PM Reply Like
  • Never use your own when you can use OPM.
    19 Nov 2011, 12:52 PM Reply Like
  • still, that be Onasis ! " Always Keep a good tan an always use other ppls money !" lol


    I nominate Iran President. He knows > No nukes no Iran !
    19 Nov 2011, 06:42 PM Reply Like
  • US Supreme Court, for the corporations are people too ruling.
    19 Nov 2011, 06:46 PM Reply Like
  • lower, good pick ! The GM deal was the worst ruling in history an will follow with allowing the Health Care Bill to be law ! F--ing sad ! gb
    19 Nov 2011, 06:49 PM Reply Like
  • My vote goes to Nancy Pelosi. Obama, runner up.

    19 Nov 2011, 07:30 PM Reply Like
  • sadly, I expect this thread, along with so many comments will get censored.


    Once in a while, I think SA should allow us to vent, despite the language.
    19 Nov 2011, 07:38 PM Reply Like
  • All these comments and not one mention of The Bernank?
    19 Nov 2011, 08:47 PM Reply Like
  • Oh, he was so last year's news; not forgiven, mind you, just more impotent this year than in the past.
    19 Nov 2011, 08:50 PM Reply Like
  • Does the DB have to be alive? I vote John Maynard Keynes.
    19 Nov 2011, 09:46 PM Reply Like
  • Hi gang,
    I was new here last year and am still a newbie. But I would like to nominate: The New York Times’s Op-Ed columnist Paul Krugman, Nobel-Prize winner, blogs about economics and politics. The chief Obama and Democrat apologist (not to be mistaken for an apologizer) and bird dog. I could add more, but I don't think he needs introduction.
    19 Nov 2011, 11:14 PM Reply Like
  • Is wanker the same as a douche bag? Krugman is almost too pathetic to be a douche bag. Maybe not.
    20 Nov 2011, 01:10 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Criky, controversy already.


    I will allow "wanker" to be used by my British and Aussie friends.


    BTW, it seems that the German Finance Minister is predicting a quick demise of the Pound.
    20 Nov 2011, 10:42 AM Reply Like
  • Krugman up to no good:
    21 Nov 2011, 10:31 PM Reply Like
  • When is he not up to no good?
    22 Nov 2011, 09:33 AM Reply Like
  • When he's sleeping.
    30 Nov 2011, 05:45 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » He probably dreams up his psychotic column while he sleeps.
    30 Nov 2011, 05:49 PM Reply Like
  • Jerry Sandusky of Penn State. I can stand losing money, I can't stand seeing a child's life ruined.
    20 Nov 2011, 10:04 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Hell the entire university is filled with perverts and facilitators.


    Paterno and the PS higher ups knew about Sandusky's lust for little boys 13 years ago.


    If one of my kids were enrolled there, I'd tell them to find another school or pay for PS themselves.
    20 Nov 2011, 10:38 AM Reply Like
  • What body gave Sandusky emeritus status in 1999 after Paterno booted him from the athletic department? Usually that function is fulfilled by a Morder board appointed by the board of directors or by the board of directors directly. In either event the board was aware of the event as they had to approve his compensation package and job description. Basically it amounted to giving him hush money and covering their own back sides and that of the football program. While that makes all involved in the sordid affair culpable and DBs one and all IMHO there are much more egregious examples this year.
    21 Nov 2011, 09:55 AM Reply Like
  • How can this wonderful column not talk about the Fukashima dolts? The minister of Japan's nuclear energy agency should be eviserated.


    Hell, I have an authentic WWWII samari sword I'd donate.
    21 Nov 2011, 10:37 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » The latest on Fuckyoushima.


    And the architect who actually designed Fukushima Reactor No. 3 - Uehara Haruo, former president of Saga University - told popular Japanese news source Live Door on November 17th that (translation courtesy of Fukushima Diary):


    In this interview, [Haruo] admitted Tepco’s explanation does not make sense, and that the China syndrome is inevitable.


    He stated that considering 8 months have passed since [the March 11th earthquake] without any improvement, it is inevitable that melted fuel went out of the container vessel and sank underground, which is called China syndrome.


    He added, if fuel has reaches a underground water vein, it will cause contamination of underground water, soil contamination and sea contamination. Moreover, if the underground water vein keeps being heated for long time, a massive hydrovolcanic explosion will be caused.
    22 Nov 2011, 09:08 AM Reply Like
  • YH, here is a bit more info on the china syndrome. It has been occurring for a while it seems. Unfortunately not many new agencys are reporting on this.



    My trip to Japan will include one of these this year. My son already has been sent one back in March. It has gone off many times at over 700 miles from Fukushima. Up to 3 clicks at a time.

    23 Nov 2011, 08:39 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Yup.


    This issue is literally coming to a boil and will be the Black Swan champion of all time in my opinion.
    23 Nov 2011, 09:46 AM Reply Like
  • I read a comment from a blogger on ZH that said the material would not melt very far down into the ground because there is no way to get the rock below hot enough to melt. So it will sit very close to the surface and continue to boil and release steam for a good period of time.


    Radiation is spreading across parts of the US and many parts of Japan but we get very little news of that. I wonder at what point does this black swan land in our homes.




    23 Nov 2011, 10:50 AM Reply Like
  • I've already spent my nomination, but I'd like to throw out one just for fun. How about Merkouzy, the two-headed, French barbarian that cannot agree with itself, yet won't take advice from anyone else?
    30 Nov 2011, 06:03 PM Reply Like
  • Corzine vote pending. Prediction: This GD a-hole is going to get away this travesty!
    8 Dec 2011, 10:18 AM Reply Like
  • The age old "I had no idea!" defense.
    8 Dec 2011, 11:54 AM Reply Like
  • Which has the lower jail time, stealing or lying?
    8 Dec 2011, 12:01 PM Reply Like
  • "Which has the lower jail time, stealing or lying?"


    Depends. Are you talking about stealing a pair of slacks from Walmart or ten millions dollars from investors? Because the Walmart thing will get you into trouble for sure.
    8 Dec 2011, 02:24 PM Reply Like
  • LOL... your right, stealing the slackes will get you into big trouble.
    8 Dec 2011, 02:59 PM Reply Like
  • We have to keep track of last year's winner:
    8 Dec 2011, 12:00 PM Reply Like
  • Shameful US Air Force Conduct: US Troops remains were dumped in a landfill, treated like garbage:
    8 Dec 2011, 02:02 PM Reply Like
  • I read that, OG. Heinous.


    As what Soros is attempting to do.
    8 Dec 2011, 02:11 PM Reply Like
  • Oy, Gee: Seasons greetings. Scary dude is still scary. His retirement only means he doesn't have to make public disclosure now. Not that his disclosures were ever factual. I think he's the one in charge of the friends of Carlotta list. He's also IMHO the reason the White House is fighting the release of it's visitor logs.
    8 Dec 2011, 02:08 PM Reply Like
  • Bob: that confused tramp Linsay Lohan on that list?
    8 Dec 2011, 02:14 PM Reply Like
  • Babysitting job.
    8 Dec 2011, 02:29 PM Reply Like
  • So why did she bring cigars?
    8 Dec 2011, 06:53 PM Reply Like
  • And a big hearty Ed McMahon "Ha-yo!" to that.
    8 Dec 2011, 08:02 PM Reply Like
  • I'm sure she was just there to bask in the glory! Or was that covering her head with old glory?
    12 Dec 2011, 02:27 PM Reply Like
  • This old Obama/Corzine vid makes me want to laugh hysterically whilst puking up chunks of my loin cloth.

    12 Dec 2011, 02:44 PM Reply Like
  • The rep nominee needs to use that as one of their ads in the campaign for 2012. Combine that with some facts about Corzine and MFS and then let the people decide if they want more of the same.
    12 Dec 2011, 09:35 PM Reply Like
  • If you were a low life thief and stole money from people would you get away with it. Corzine did.

    13 Dec 2011, 10:30 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Interesting take on what might have happened.

    14 Dec 2011, 08:26 AM Reply Like
  • Hoard: You now officially have my vote for the DBOTY award: Corzine.
    14 Dec 2011, 12:29 PM Reply Like
  • yellohoard: Season's greetings. There needs to be an effective deterrent to this stuff. Say 25 years to life in a federal prison when convicted.
    14 Dec 2011, 10:33 AM Reply Like
  • Didn't Uncle Bernie get 160 years? He was small time guy in comparison.
    14 Dec 2011, 10:39 AM Reply Like
  • Bernie the Bruiser was a rogue ponzi operator. Corzine is a bundler and on the friends of Carlotta list.
    14 Dec 2011, 10:43 AM Reply Like
  • Oh, a professional ponzi operator, all in who you know, I guess. Maybe Corzine and Bernie end up as cellmates, lots to talk about.;-)
    14 Dec 2011, 12:34 PM Reply Like
  • Robert - I think you need to add to that prison sentence a "special roommate" named Big Daddy or Bubba. Now we're talking real deterrent!
    14 Dec 2011, 12:45 PM Reply Like
  • Perhaps a more drastic sentence. Maybe thirty days of severe diarrhea or bubonic plague. If they survive they are deported to Europe.
    14 Dec 2011, 01:00 PM Reply Like
  • Or Detroit!
    14 Dec 2011, 01:16 PM Reply Like
  • I like that idea.
    14 Dec 2011, 01:24 PM Reply Like
  • We used to have a sales contest every year when I was a terminal manager for a major trucking firm (long time ago) and we were all placed in a competitive group of three. We each had to compete against the other two in the group. The prizes were:
    1st place got an all expenses paid weekend with their spouse in Denver, CO.
    2nd place got an all expenses paid weekend without their spouse in Detroit.
    Last place got transferred to Detroit.


    I was never in last place!
    14 Dec 2011, 01:30 PM Reply Like
  • How about thirty days of severe diarrhea in Detroit? If they survive they must live there.
    14 Dec 2011, 02:28 PM Reply Like
  • all the money scams suck and my list beyond the president and lected officals is way tooo long ........
    14 Dec 2011, 02:24 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » This is off subject, but gold just broke below the 200 day moving average.


    This has consistently proven to be a great place to accumulate for the past 10 years.


    GDX anyone?
    14 Dec 2011, 03:20 PM Reply Like
  • Hoard: I think that's a little early this time around. Too many fat cat folks are running for caves in the hills right now. Gold is going to go under the 200 day. I wouldn't touch oil, either. Or copper, or silver, platinum or paladium.


    Pretty "EZ" to figure out why.
    14 Dec 2011, 05:33 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Too late. Bought GDX this AM at the open.
    15 Dec 2011, 11:17 AM Reply Like
  • Bought DGP on the 14th and was nervous doing it. Its finally moving up this AM. I believe I recall a discussion about triple witching week always being a down week for the metals until the friday. Anyone know of that discussion or remember it. It would have been a good while back.
    16 Dec 2011, 06:32 AM Reply Like
  • It's quadruple witching today.
    16 Dec 2011, 08:15 AM Reply Like
  • I cant count past 3. Thanks for clearing that up. LOL
    16 Dec 2011, 08:39 AM Reply Like
  • click here to sign a petition via to pressure Eric Holder to resign.
    14 Dec 2011, 04:29 PM Reply Like
  • Thanks OG!!! Now I can say I did more than just nominate him for DBOY. I got to ask for his resignation. LOL
    16 Dec 2011, 08:43 AM Reply Like
  • Oy, Gee: Season's greetings. Signed his and Kagan's. Wrote a nasty gram as well. Maybe I'll end up in GITMO.
    16 Dec 2011, 03:11 PM Reply Like
  • My hero for today is the Canadian Prime Minister, for pulling out of the Kyoto Accords.
    14 Dec 2011, 11:44 PM Reply Like
  • OG - I saw that and agree that it really took some guts. PM isn't against cleaning up the environment. But there is the right way and all the other ways that don't really accomplish anything. I think he's figured out which one the Kyoto Accords fall into.
    15 Dec 2011, 11:45 AM Reply Like
  • Sandusky's unbelievable defense:
    "Now, drop the soap..."
    15 Dec 2011, 11:56 PM Reply Like
  • I would like to give showering lessons. Amanda Drury would be high on my list. Sorry I took it there but I had to clean up the images in my head I got from Sandusky's filthy defense.
    16 Dec 2011, 08:50 AM Reply Like
  • Oooo! We have a late entrant for the DBOTY award. Although, in this case, it's more like Stupid Dumb Fuck of The Year.


    Sam Hurd, who plays wide receiver for the Chicago Bears, was arrested leaving a restaurant carrying one pound of cocaine.


    [Extract from below link] "Hurd told the agent [earlier in the restaurant] that he was interested in buying five to 10 kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week to distribute in the Chicago area, the complaint said. He allegedly said he and a co-conspirator already distribute about four kilos of cocaine every week, but their supplier couldn't keep up with his demands. A kilogram is about 2.2 pounds.


    Hurd told the agent ''his co-conspirator is in charge of doing the majority of the deals'' while he focused on ''higher-end deals,'' the complaint said.


    He agreed to pay $25,000 for each kilogram of cocaine and $450 a pound for the marijuana, according to the charges, and then said he could pay for a kilo of cocaine after ''he gets out of practice.'' He walked out of the restaurant with the package and was arrested.




    This guy has to be as smart as a scarecrow. Who the hell out there sells/buys pot for $450/lb?


    For those with long term sports/drugs memories...where's the Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot?


    Hurry up all Chicago Bears players! Clean out your locker, your car, your wife's car, your home, start flushing the toilet, and get a blood transfusion!

    16 Dec 2011, 10:21 AM Reply Like
  • <This guy has to be as smart as a scarecrow. Who the hell out there sells/buys pot for $450/lb? >
    For others who have no idea what a pound should cost, click on the link:
    I learned in some areas an ounce costs $400+-.
    16 Dec 2011, 11:41 AM Reply Like
  • OG - I think that is what he means: It was too good a deal that the idiot should have thought that something was wrong. But greed always seems to catch the idiot.
    16 Dec 2011, 12:04 PM Reply Like
  • In-freaking-credible! A website called


    OyGee, how the heck do you think of this stuff? Brilliant!


    If I was a bet'n man, I'd be calling my bookie right now.


    "Yo, Snookie the Bookie. Put 10 Gs down for me on whoever is playing da' Bears this weekend. The only running attack they are going to have, is their noses."
    16 Dec 2011, 12:24 PM Reply Like
  • So now we have our back up QB, our second string running back and a second string wide out as well. I can see where the rest of this season is headed.
    16 Dec 2011, 03:15 PM Reply Like
  • Robert: Just learned Sam Hurd's income was $700,000/week! And that as many as 12 other NFL players were customers.


    You better draft well next year!
    16 Dec 2011, 03:43 PM Reply Like
  • Google search does all the "heavy lifting", Maya. I just had too much time on my hands this morning, sitting home while it rained!
    16 Dec 2011, 12:34 PM Reply Like
  • According to this blogger, the MF Global funds wound up in the hands of GEORGE SOROS.
    Oh, say it ain't so.

    16 Dec 2011, 05:52 PM Reply Like
  • Why am I not surprised?
    17 Dec 2011, 12:07 PM Reply Like
  • I've been posting links implicating poor O'l George all week.
    19 Dec 2011, 11:26 AM Reply Like
  • da' Bears giving 4.5 got whacked!


    Lost 38-14.


    Maybe I have a job awaiting hawking football predictions in my future. But then, only so many Sam Hurd's come along in a lifetime.
    19 Dec 2011, 01:55 AM Reply Like
  • Now Johnny Knox is out with a back injury. I'm sure there are players and staffers all over the league hoping Hurd keeps his mouth shut.
    19 Dec 2011, 11:28 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Looks like we should now refer to Kim Jong Il as Kim Jong Dead.


    No longer Dear Leader, but Dead Leader.



    Burn in hell you perverted freak.
    19 Dec 2011, 08:53 AM Reply Like
  • YH: Season's greetings. I'm sure he won't be missed. I guess his third son has been designated as the new dear leader. He will be undergoing OJT for awhile with tutelage from his uncle.
    19 Dec 2011, 11:30 AM Reply Like
  • The ridiculousness of the media cycle strikes again.


    Vaclav Havel, a man that could be admired and respected from many angles by people of many politics dies, and starts to get some press:


    But then Kim Jong Il - a dictator whose most admirable qualities were a penchant for Elvis and whiskey - who was roundly believed from people of many political views to be an oppressive scoundrel dies, and Havel's death evaporates from the news in favor of a kajillion stories about the fact that we will not know what will happen in North Korea next until it happens. Absolute genius.


    Makes me wistful for the high water mark for the mainstream media of the past decade when they turned off the cameras on people risking their lives to protest for democracy in Iran to cover Michael Jackson's death 24 hours a day... it was so wonderful watching them flash the parking lot of a hospital and a helicopter view of Michael Jackson's house at least once every ten minutes while not once saying a peep about the people they left isolated to get beaten down in Iran.


    A favorite memory of the Kim Jong Il era... a college student I knew in 1990 went to North Korea for a Young Socialist League conference. Curious, I asked how it was when he came back. His first thought: there were no handicapped people anywhere. Seemed an odd thing to say. He added: they're all either locked up or killed.


    Good times. Definitely should spend more media cycle time on that guy.


    Is it too late to nominate the media?
    19 Dec 2011, 04:39 PM Reply Like
  • The dead leader was handicapped from a stroke. His left side did not work very well. To bad they did not kill him because of it.


    Japan news reports chinese troop buildup along china/nk border. I guess they do not want everyone fleeing to china.
    19 Dec 2011, 09:11 PM Reply Like
  • DG: " Too bad they did not kill him because of it."


    Are you sure what he died of?
    20 Dec 2011, 03:13 PM Reply Like
  • Not sure, that could add credence to the earlier statement. One can only hope there is justice. Fortunately at some point there will be. He might be dealing with that now as we type away. LOL
    24 Dec 2011, 01:28 PM Reply Like
  • YH: You had a comment deleted: "Freeze m-effer," got poofed!


    Did you do that, or did SA?
    20 Dec 2011, 03:25 PM Reply Like
  • Odd, they left yours and pulled his. Must have PO'd someone in the Dept. of Education.:-)
    20 Dec 2011, 03:33 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Wasn't me.


    The idea of a SWAT team with DEPT OF EDUCATION on their backs, pointing shotguns at some retard, yelling FREEZE MF, seems funny to me.


    Learn Damnit!


    I guess SA doesn't find that amusing.
    20 Dec 2011, 05:15 PM Reply Like
  • stilldazed: Season's greetings. Could be. They took out the police force proliferation comment as well. At least they didn't try to edit out the good stuff. It would have looked kind of silly don't you think? "Freeze..........Depar... of Education.". looks like a budget discussion.
    20 Dec 2011, 05:17 PM Reply Like
  • swat team with BATF on thier backs is a lot less humorous.


    Ruby ridge!!! Where fucKtards shoot women, children and dogs.
    24 Dec 2011, 01:30 PM Reply Like
  • Hmmmm seems it won't let me complete the word department. Very odd.
    20 Dec 2011, 05:19 PM Reply Like
  • Obviously you and YH are under surveillance. Poor bastards. Well thats assuming its just you two and that would be well......foolish.
    24 Dec 2011, 01:39 PM Reply Like
  • And the winner is...
    Happy new year, YH. Thanks for running this contest again. I'm still pissed off though.
    30 Dec 2011, 02:13 PM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Well, the results are in. I just got back from the Annual Douche Bag Of The Year awards ceremony held at a secret underground bunker in our 57th State, Hawaii.


    I'm proud to report that the nominees and 2011 winner behaved quite well and no douche bag fights broke out this year.
    Though, Nancy Pelosi seemed to take her loss badly as she sat motionless at her table with an astonished look of bewilderment the entire evening. Whether this was indeed her astonishment look or just fresh Botox, we'll never really know for sure.


    President Obama, who did not repeat as champion this year, tried to cheer up Ms. Pelosi by offering to indefinitely detain her political opponents. This seemed to bring a Stepford smile to her lips as she drank Champaign out of Jerry Sandusky's belly button and announced to everyone that she was "sooo drunk" and feeling a "little vulnerable". There were no takers.


    Sandusky did not seem to respond to Ms. Pelosi's antics but seemed to perk up when John Corzine shouted "boy" from across the auditorium. Corzine, who was also denied the coveted Golden Douchie, was merely trying to get the attention of the black waiter on the other side of the room. He too was sooo drunk. I tried to interview him for this blog but he was on his way to the airport to catch a G5 to Singapore. He said that he was lonely, missed his money, and wanted to be closer to it. Before leaving in his limo, made out of genuine baby seal skins, he did say that he was shopping for a home in Paraguay where there is no extradition treaty with the US. Altogether though, other than being a lousy tipper, a bit of a racist, and a general misanthrope, he seemed like a super guy.


    The big moment of the night, as usual, was the bestowing of the Golden Douchie. And, this year, it went to a man that accomplished more doucherie than anyone else with the things that he did not do.
    Eric Holder, set the new gold standard for looking the other way as more proactive douches, like Corzine and anyone else who has ever worked at Goldman Sachs, screwed, lied and outright looted the people of the United States. By shutting down investigations and denying any knowledge of anything, Eric Holder's name will forever more be enshrined in the Douche Bag Of America's Sargent Schultz Wing in Fook Yu Washington, home of the Museum Of Mighty Assholes.


    Holder's acceptance speech was brief. He thanked his savior Satan and gave a shout out to George Soros for appointing him AG. He then promised the attendees that "you ain't seen nothin yet, Justice is gonna mean something altogether different in 2012." Then he smiled for the first time of the entire evening and began to laugh, first quietly, then kind of demonically, you know, the muhuhahahahahah laugh, as he held the Golden Douchie high above his head.


    I think that everyone in the room felt a little uncomfortable.
    2 Jan 2012, 09:34 AM Reply Like
  • YH - That brought tears to my eyes...from laughing so hard! Excellent presentation and use of your bountiful literary skills. The award was well deserved and, if his promises are achieved, he may have a shot at the first-ever second consecutive win!


    Wishing all a prosperous and healthy New Year!
    2 Jan 2012, 09:41 AM Reply Like
  • YH- Thanks for the in depth reporting on the DB Award ceremony this year. Nancy Pelosi was in such complete shock that she had her daughter announce her withdrawl from public manipulat... uh, service. Californians are proud of the attempt she made, especially when she (a 1%er) gave gushing (really drool) support of the OWS movement (for the sake of class warfare). I guess we will now have to concentrate on Maxine Waters for our entertainment and social leadership. In retrospect it is easy to see why Holder is head and shoulders more anal than the other nominees, but for her sake I hope that Nancy is voted a close runner up. I am looking forward in anticipation to the antics of the coming year and wish a Happy and Prosperous New Year to all.
    2 Jan 2012, 11:17 AM Reply Like
  • I can't quibble with the Eric Holder choice. Especially because it seems like Corzine is going to get off, and Sandusky, in prison, will only be getting off more, advocating from his cell, "WE NEED MORE LOCKDOWNS!" while he looks dreamily at his bunk mate, the 18 year old boy fresh caught stealing Ken dolls from the Dollar Store.


    Great Job, YellowHoard!


    Had me in hysterics!


    Miss you hanging around the Seeking Alpha rafters.
    2 Jan 2012, 12:34 PM Reply Like
  • Is it too early to start the 2012 nominations?
    2 Jan 2012, 05:03 PM Reply Like
  • I may not comment much any more, especially with you guys. I'd like to call you friends, but that could land me in detention for no cause for an unlimited time.


    I think I just got religion and am leaning liberal/progressive now (in case anyone is reading this thread). :(


    There will probably be recruiting in the schools soon. Your children may rat you out for a better deal on tuition and a nicer dorm room at college. They could get extra credit on their grades and not have to take exams if they can identify enough conservative/libertarian types. Quotas coming. Sorry, but you'll have to be on my list if I'm going to stay in my home. I'm not paranoid! I'm just preparing for the future. Gold? Silver? Humbug! A higher rank in the party is the only thing of value now!
    2 Jan 2012, 05:21 PM Reply Like
  • Wow! Where'd everybody go? I was just kidding!
    8 Jan 2012, 03:58 PM Reply Like
  • YH: Greetings and a happy, healthy and prosperous new year to you and yours. Thank you for once again proving that you are Da Man when it comes to hosting awards and reporting on those festivities. My hat is off to you!
    3 Jan 2012, 10:10 AM Reply Like
  • Author’s reply » Happy new year to all of you.
    Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
    3 Jan 2012, 10:59 AM Reply Like
  • Just catching up from my trip abroad and other issues. Thanks YH for the opportunity to enjoy your wit and humor again. Its always a breath of fresh air mixed with a sense of reality that most do not see or refuse to notice.


    Enjoyed the DB awards narrative very much. I was pondering about Nancy and the botox and thought there might be an investment opportunity there since she will need ever increasing doses over the coming years. Just a thought.
    26 Jan 2012, 10:09 AM Reply Like
  • I haven't heard from YH in a long time, but hope, wherever he is, he's enjoying this news tonight...
    We've been waiting a long time:
    13 Nov 2013, 11:35 PM Reply Like
  • OG - This probably should have been held off until closer to the mid-term elections, imho. It will probably get very little play in the media and the Senate will block the impeachment. If it were held next summer/fall and not completed until after the elections then the Republicans could use the proceedings for campaign fodder and, perhaps, have a chance at gaining control of the Senate. Then something real could come from the effort. As it is, it is merely political maneuvering and I wouldn't expect Holder to be removed.


    But I agree, he does need to go. Then again, who would BO replace him with? It is hard to imagine worse, but we might get a surprise.
    14 Nov 2013, 11:24 AM Reply Like
  • OG and K202,
    It would be great to have some positive outcomes regarding Holder and a few others in this admin. However, it seems the only time anything happens is when BO either throws or a person volunteers to jump under the bus for him. The Teflon master.
    14 Nov 2013, 01:06 PM Reply Like
  • So true!
    14 Nov 2013, 04:04 PM Reply Like
  • With that wonderful news OG i figured I would repost my post from 17 Nov 2011 above down here. Its seems sometimes things come to those who wait. We have been waiting a long time........


    As my nomination for DB of the year 2011 I posted this:


    I nominate Eric Holder. He hasn't stolen our money but has allowed all these other douche bags to continue unabated. Our pursuit of happiness, dreams and financial security diminishes daily as he allows this to continue.


    He has also stolen our liberty through inaction and direct actions that have stolen the very life of at least one hard working American border agent. He continues to hide facts and disallow justice as if he alone determines justice in America.


    We expect that those that guard the hen house should never conspire with the foxes but obviously Eric Holder takes the cake as the thieves run rampant in and out of the hen house stealing all the golden eggs of hard working Americans with him holding the door for them. If true justice ever returns to America we will see him doing a perp walk some day for his failings, deceit, lies, damn lies and cover ups.


    Maybe, just maybe the Mexican authorities will do us the honor and extradite him for the many innocent Mexican lives extinguished by him through the fast and furious fiasco and he will be dragged from behind BO's coat tails, brown ring on his nose, indignantly spitting shit, kicking and screaming obscenities on his way to justice well served in a Mexican jail.


    I have a dream.......somehow I think it will never come true so a nomination to the douche bag of the year will have to be the only satisfaction that can be gleaned for now.


    Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness all have become a joke under the perverted justice this man delivers to America.


    When will it stop?
    14 Nov 2013, 04:07 PM Reply Like
  • You pegged it perfectly, DG, you wrote an elegant description of a despicable, corrupt scofflaw in a jaded and miserably flawed regime comprised of thugs, connivers and thieves. Now, two years later, where do we find ourselves?
    On the edge of a cliff...
    In my humble opinion.
    14 Nov 2013, 07:50 PM Reply Like
  • One has to wonder just how many years we are behind Venezuela.
    15 Nov 2013, 01:45 PM Reply Like
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