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Amanda Drudy Cleavage Update 71 comments
Today, I'm giving Ms. Drudy an 8.3 on my Cleavometer.
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However, as I said before the news will not get any better.
www.cnbc.com/id/15839031/
There was NO cleavage today.
Tomorrow is another day!
It was a worthless trip.
YH can you do something about this, tomorrow is such a long way off. hahaha
On Aug 27 02:05 AM optionsgirl wrote:
> You guys are too funny. Here's a picture of her. Knock yourselves
> out!
> www.cnbc.com/id/15839031/
On Aug 27 10:17 PM Swashbuckler wrote:
> I'd really like to sleep with her again.
On Aug 28 06:45 AM optionsgirl wrote:
> YH- you are probably the funniest person on SA. Your imagery of that
> guy that attacked you on Jim Quinn's comment stream was hilarious
> ( especially the Nina Totenberg part). Except for the Birkenstocks
> comment. They're comfortable, man.
On Aug 28 08:32 AM yellowhoard wrote:
> Well done CNBC!
>
> Silk blouse.
>
> Pearl necklace.
>
> Studio lighting enhancing the cleavage.
>
> My cleavometer is registering an even 9 this morning.
>
> And that's accurate. I just calibrated the cleavometer to the broken
> Camaro on the hill scene with Meghan Fox from Transformers.
www.dealbreaker.com/20...
This is what you get when we all work together as a team!
Thank Mr. Fitzsimmons: Freya found out that he was pimping in his own Articles, you know, congratulating himself, using other names to go on the Attack, that Sort of Thing.
ART005: No profile, 67 comments.
"5. So you're still celebrating CH4=Methane, what's your insight on H2O vs. water?
6. There is no doubt about the history of frustration with your incompetant uselessness....what purpose do you think you serve? What have you ever said that is innovative or beneficial? Can you quote yourself even once!?
7. What specific accomplishments have you provided the U.S. to improve quality of life and benefit the environment? My work legacy saves enough energy to power hundreds of U.S. homes and I add to my accomplishments yearly. I'm sure the skills hinted at by other SA contributors are similar. I doubt you can even fake it." MF has a legacy, ART has Squat.
As soon as he realized, he had screwed up he had her Zapped, But he wanted everything Zapped, Everything, All Comments and All Instablogs, her Instas described him to a Tee.
Which means your comments and those that others had made in Her Insta's were also wiped out. Check, but I think Im right on this.
Its a New all time Low for SA.
Eveyone Thank
The rage, THE RAGE OF IT ALL.
On Aug 31 05:43 PM Swashbuckler wrote:
> YH---Why don't you get a patent on that cleavometer?
Good luck at your field.
On Sep 01 08:11 AM yellowhoard wrote:
> Tuesday. Another dry hole. I'm losing my faith in TV.
>
> Another egg from the cleavometer.
>
> Opening day of dove season, I'm off to kill my limit of the international
> symbol for peace.
Nice day all.
On Sep 01 08:11 AM yellowhoard wrote:
> Tuesday. Another dry hole. I'm losing my faith in TV.
>
> Another egg from the cleavometer.
>
> Opening day of dove season, I'm off to kill my limit of the international
> symbol for peace.
Got a limit of 15 today. 4:00-5:30 was unbelievable. I could only watch after that I had my limit.
Last year I did not get one at the opener. It was horrible.
On Sep 01 11:05 AM Swashbuckler wrote:
> I got invited, spur of the moment, several years ago to a dove shoot
> with some friends. On the way to the field I mentioned that I was
> concerned we might run into the game warden, as I had no hunting
> license. My brother, in the front seat, said "I don't have a license,
> I don't have a plug, and I hope the fu#king field is baited."
Dove, beer, more dove, more beer, smoked pork shoulder, more beer. Got my limit.
Have no idea what happened in the market today and I don't care.
Way to go guns, I got my limit too.
Hope you like sgetti. hahaha.
On Sep 02 09:19 AM Mayascribe wrote:
> WB, YH! I bagged the swine flu!
Drudge has a story this AM about government using the Swine Flu as a pretext to enter anyone's home or business, take and destroy anything, and incarcerate the occupants for as long as they deem necessary.
Also, a requirement to register all guns and report them on Fed tax statements, and $50 per gun tax is being rushed through the senate finance committee.
NO WAY am I registering my pop's WW2 captain's side arm.
Do we now have to get a girl's name spelled correctly when we talk about her cleavage?
Let's all remember fondly Lynne Russell of CNN. Maybe the first, best, and biggest news star. She makes silk lampshades now.
But, I'm sure she would have pegged the needle in her prime.
Her world class cleavage is sngle handedly responsible for Ted Turner's billion dollar fortune.
I hope he sent her a fruit basket every year.
On Sep 02 03:14 PM Mark Bern wrote:
> All this cleavometer talk has me flashing back to my high school
> Spanish teacher. We had to watch our heads when she turned around
> in the aisles between desks. That was many years ago, pero todavia
> yo hablo Espanol.
I was driving home from work last night and I drove too close a Hooters Bar & Grill.
The Cleavometer exploded in the passenger seat next to me.
I'm lucky to be writing this right now.
I'm a little scared.
I'd like to rebuild it, but I can't remember exactly how I did it the first time.
It's like the Flux Capacitor, I may have to sustain a blow to the head to remember the secret.
I'll never forget the noises that it made right before it exploded. It was kind of muted because inanimate objects can't usually talk, but I swear I heard it say something like "o my o my o my yes yes yes yes", then it made a motor boat like noise, said "giggity", then BOOM!
If I have to devote 100% of my time to building a new, and better, Cleavometer, then that's just what I'll have to rededicate myself to doing.
The burn unit at the childrens hospital will just have to do without my services until this lofty objective is met.
Also try not to leave it turned on in the front seat of your car either.
I thought driving and text messaging was bad. Maybe the new one could be blue tooth compatible.
On Sep 05 11:14 AM yellowhoard wrote:
> I know Swash. The potential contribution to mankind of the Cleavometer
> is incalcuable.
>
> I'm a little scared.
>
> I'd like to rebuild it, but I can't remember exactly how I did it
> the first time.
>
> It's like the Flux Capacitor, I may have to sustain a blow to the
> head to remember the secret.
>
> I'll never forget the noises that it made right before it exploded.
> It was kind of muted because inanimate objects can't usually talk,
> but I swear I heard it say something like "o my o my o my yes yes
> yes yes", then it made a motor boat like noise, said "giggity", then
> BOOM!
>
> If I have to devote 100% of my time to building a new, and better,
> Cleavometer, then that's just what I'll have to rededicate myself
> to doing.
>
> The burn unit at the childrens hospital will just have to do without
> my services until this lofty objective is met.
I hope you patented your cleavometer YH. It would be a tragedy if that technology would fall into the wrong hands. Is there any chance that CNBC would allow Amanda to report the news topless? Maybe some sort of wardrobe malfunction. I think that would be a good opportunity to calibrate your cleavometer YH.
On Sep 05 11:14 AM yellowhoard wrote:
> I know Swash. The potential contribution to mankind of the Cleavometer
> is incalcuable.
>
> I'm a little scared.
>
> I'd like to rebuild it, but I can't remember exactly how I did it
> the first time.
>
> It's like the Flux Capacitor, I may have to sustain a blow to the
> head to remember the secret.
>
> I'll never forget the noises that it made right before it exploded.
> It was kind of muted because inanimate objects can't usually talk,
> but I swear I heard it say something like "o my o my o my yes yes
> yes yes", then it made a motor boat like noise, said "giggity", then
> BOOM!
>
> If I have to devote 100% of my time to building a new, and better,
> Cleavometer, then that's just what I'll have to rededicate myself
> to doing.
>
> The burn unit at the childrens hospital will just have to do without
> my services until this lofty objective is met.
Erin Burnett would make a great first round selection for a co ed softball team.
However, the Cleavometer does not register when she is on the air.
JP,
Constructive input. Maybe you could start a letter writing campaign to CNBC.
If we could indeed get Ms. Drudy, Drury, whatever, to set em free for a quick calibration, all the world would be a better place to live, and CNBC's audience would double to well over a thousand or so households.
On Sep 07 02:37 AM Mayascribe wrote:
> This whole column is a titillating read.
Get back here, dude, I miss your--I'm going to go M.A.S.H on you--jocularity.
I see you no longer use the word "TITillating".
Or was that word copyrighted by YH when he designed the meter? Is that it?
BTW, the way you guys are going, maybe we should avoid "meter" too!
HardToLove
Uh, what do you mean "No it's not"?
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