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Amazing Gartman is always in the perfect trade

Yet his fund is a piece of crap. How can he always be in the perfect trade always making money, always on CNBC as a market guru, yet his fund is doing the shits?

Something does not add up. Either Gartman does not manage his own fund and allows flunky losers to run it, or .......................................?

Returns as of October 31, 2011
Fund Group Avg Index*
1 month -0.18% 1.89% 5.61%
3 month -0.22% -1.78% -4.71%
6 month -1.44% -2.54% -10.96%
1 year 1.00% -0.40% -0.83%
3 year 1.92% 4.91% 11.09%