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ADP says glorious imperial economy added 13,000 jobs in June, link here for breakdown

|Includes:Automatic Data Processing, Inc. (ADP)
 
1,000 PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTORS TO SUBDUE OIL HOGS IN IRAQISTAN
1,000 REPO MEN
1,000 PRISON GUARDS
1,000 PELICAN WASHERS FOR GoM OIL SPILL
1,000 DOCK WORKERS TO UNLOAD STUFF FROM CHINA
1,000 GUYS WITH PHDs IN ECONOMICS TO SING PRAISES OF FED
1,000 BULLDOZER OPERATORS TO BULLDOZE "SURPLUS" HOUSES IN DETROIT
1,000 SINGERS TO DELIVER SINGING TELEGRAMS TO ONE MILLION UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS TELLING THEM "NO MORE UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS"
1,000 GOONS WITH CATTLE PRODS TO DEMOLISH TENT CITIES
1,000 HOOKERS TO KEEP AL GORE BUSY SO HE WONT ANNOY ANYONE
1,000 ALCOHOLICS TO DRINK UP SURPLUS ETHANOL
1,000 GUYS WITH STRONG ARMS TO TURN CRANK ON U.S. TREASURY IOU PRINTING MACHINE
1,000 COPS TO POSE AS PROTESTERS AT G20 SUMMIT


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