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Money McBags is the preeminent financial humorist and money maker in the world. While known for his ability to find and invest in undervalued equities, Mr. McBags is also a world class dick joke teller, an aficionado of lovely ladies, and avid reader of books without pictures in them. With... More
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  • 3/4/10 Midafternoon Report: Market to Greece: "Your bonds are the one that I want," just hope they don't leave "Tears on My Pillow" 0 comments
    Mar 4, 2010 2:17 PM | about stocks: RICK, KO, BA, DIS, CRTX

    The market is bouncing around today as initial jobless claims were out and they fell by 29k to 469k, almost exactly the 470k number that economists estimated proving the old adage that "even a broken economist is almost right once a decade."  While the drop is positive, it didn't drop by as much as claims rose in the past two weeks which we were told was the result of "weather," an "administrative backlog," and "more people getting laid off than expected, stupid."  Also, pending sales of existing homes fell by 7.6% in January as an extension of the government tax credit for first time home buyers failed to spur sales (and Money McBags went through this before, but any first time buyer thinking about purchasing a house rushed to buy before the tax credit ran out last year and thus extending the tax credit now is like if California had reinstated same sex marriage a month after repealing it.  Anyone who wanted to get gay married had already done so, thus the remaining opportunity set was thinner than an aneroxic with food allergies.).  All of the data will continue to be lumpy as unemployment still remains higher than River Phoenix at the Viper Room and more stagnant than the writing here at When Genius Prevailed (but give Money McBags a break, 1k words of dick jokes and market analysis a day is more draining than being slowly exsanguinated by baby leeches and more draining (and infinitely less fun) than a 12 hour hummer, but Money McBags digresses).  In other macro news factory orders were up 1.7% last month and were slightly below estimates but still positive and driven once again by aircraft sales as people have to fly around the globe for job interviews.

    In international news, Greece offered up 5 billion of euro denominated bonds or as antiquities dealers will call them in a mere 2 years, worthless relics.  Greece claimed there was actually demand for another 2B euros worth of the bonds, and seeing as how they need to raise 20B euros,  their decision to not offer the extra 2B fits right in with their previous budget management.  If I need $20, why would I sell you $5 worth of my shit when I could sell you $7 worth of it, I mean it doesn't take Euclid to fucking figure out the math here (and yes Money McBags understands the interest payments, etc., but we're talking about a country that needs money like Lindsay Lohan needs a case of Valtrex and a hot shower.)?  Meanwhile traders are seeking out the next Greece in Europe claiming that it is only logical another country would be close to collapse as for every Bear Stears there is a Lehman Brothers, for every American Home Mortgage there is a New Century Mortgage, and for every Disney World there is a Kingdom of the Little People.  Greek workers remain...READ MORE.....

    Disclosure: Long KO, Long RICK
    Stocks: RICK, KO, BA, DIS, CRTX
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