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  • Callahan Auto Parts Offering IPO: American Made Brake Pads 41 comments
    Mar 31, 2014 10:49 AM

    Introduction:

    In the stock market, one of the most intriguing events is when a private company takes itself public. The term used for this event is "IPO" which means, "initial public offering." This week, an automotive parts company is going to go public and this opportunity is one that you will not want to miss out on.

    Background:

    This company was founded in 1955, when returning war veteran, Thomas "Big Tom" Callahan Jr. started Callahan Auto Parts in Sandusky, Ohio. Sales have grown year over year and when the founder of the company passed away, it looked like the end had come to Callahan. The company, it seems was on the verge of bankruptcy and faced a hostile takeover fight by the senior Callahan's wife, Beverly, who was attempting to sell the company to Ray Zalinski, the self-proclaimed "King of Auto Parts."

    Issues and Opportunities:

    In order to save the company and keep Callahan Auto Parts running, Thomas "Tommy" Callahan III stepped into the breach and went on a whirlwind sales adventure to sell Callahan brake pads.

    Thomas Callahan III is a graduate of Marquette University and has been the driving force behind the company's explosive growth, along with his "right hand man" Richard Hayden who oversees the day to day operations at Callahan Auto Parts. Callahan's wife, Michelle is the President of the company.

    The turn around event in Callahan Auto Parts history came when Callahan was able to save the company when he landed a contract with Ray Zalinski, for 500,000 Callahan brake pads.

    Looking Forward:

    Callahan Auto Parts has prospered ever since and while financial information about the company is not readably available, I was able to get a look at revenue growth over the last five years.

    Callahan Auto Parts, Sandusky, Ohio:

    (click to enlarge)

    The IPO for Callahan is being underwritten by Goldman Sachs and the stock will be priced in the $20-$25 range.

    The company will trade under the ticker symbol: CAPS and will be sold on the Nasdaq exchange.

    Contact your broker today and put your money on Callahan Auto Parts tomorrow, April 1st, 2014. You won't regret your decision for a moment.

    (I have been advised that my made up symbol for Callahan Auto Parts was in fact an actual company. I regret any confusion regarding that error on my part. There is no IPO for Callahan Auto Parts. This is an April Fools joke.)

    Dave

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  • ryanb
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    Haha, love it! Tommyboy is one of my favorites.
    31 Mar 2014, 10:53 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:17 PM Reply Like
  • David Fish
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    Are we talking about Pop-Tarts now?
    31 Mar 2014, 05:27 PM Reply Like
  • jculley
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    Awesome!
    31 Mar 2014, 10:55 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » I swear I`ve seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... "awesome."

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:40 PM Reply Like
  • SaltyDog62
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    April Fools!!!
    31 Mar 2014, 10:58 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Holy Schnike!

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:48 PM Reply Like
  • Tradevestor
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    I stay away from IPOs but this is an endorsement from one of my favorites on SA. Debating...

     

    And what are the odds of this being an April fools prank :) LOL. Very high :)
    31 Mar 2014, 10:58 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » How do you know the guaranteed fairy isn't some crazy glue sniffer. He sneaks into your house once and that's all it takes. Next thing you know, there is money missing off your dresser and your daughter is knocked up! I've seen it a hundred times.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:34 PM Reply Like
  • Tradevestor
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    LOL, Thomas, Beverly, Big Tom. Who are the other characters, Dave ? Zalinsky, Michelle, Ted, Ron ?
    31 Mar 2014, 01:46 PM Reply Like
  • Norman Tweed
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    Dave Crosetti--I like your endorsement and the story behind the IPO. I'll watch the stock and see where it goes. CAPS
    31 Mar 2014, 11:32 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Norman:

     

    I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:22 PM Reply Like
  • David Fish
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    Ooooo...a stock symbol that's an actual word! (I love those!) I could put it in the portfolio with FISH and PLOW and BOOM and all the rest...;)
    31 Mar 2014, 11:48 AM Reply Like
  • ExoticAnimal
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    Someone should make a comedy film based on this IPO...
    31 Mar 2014, 12:54 PM Reply Like
  • Dividend Watcher
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    I think Chris Farley already did:

     

    http://imdb.to/O94pyt

     

    Hence the comment above.
    31 Mar 2014, 01:40 PM Reply Like
  • Ed's Stock Engineering
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    You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years...
    31 Mar 2014, 01:04 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Ed:

     

    I know, they're called doctors.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 01:21 PM Reply Like
  • heglimp
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    DC,

     

    Where and when I got my engineering degree, it took a minimum of 181 hours to get a BS and MS Engr. diploma. For some people working their way thru college it would probably take about 7 years to get the BS and MS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1 Apr 2014, 01:21 PM Reply Like
  • Smarty_Pants
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    Dave, I'm picking up on your sarcasm (you're laying it on pretty thick).

     

    Hmmmmm, let's think about this for a minute ...

     

    With my cat-like speed and reflexes I think I'll be able to snap up some shares in this worthy IPO. After that we'll be co-shareholders and we'll be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas.

     

    If not, I'll just yank the wheel into a Gosh-Darn bridge abutment. (Sonova ... that's gonna leave a mark!)
    31 Mar 2014, 02:28 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Smarty:

     

    Who's your favorite Little Rascals character?

     

    Mine's Alfalfa.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 02:34 PM Reply Like
  • Smarty_Pants
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    I hear that Calahan is running a one day IPO special.

     

    Buy some new brake pads and get a bag of peanut M&Ms to put in your dash blower vent. It really ups the resale value of your car.
    31 Mar 2014, 02:57 PM Reply Like
  • Chumpmenudo
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    Fat guy in a little coat....
    31 Mar 2014, 04:23 PM Reply Like
  • spielerman
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    Tommy:
    What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even going to believe it. Like, um, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. And you're driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. Err! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the 'other guy's' brake pads. You're driving along. You're driving along and all of the sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat, 'I got to go to the bathroom, daddy!', 'Not now, damn it!', truck tire, eeeee, 'I can't stop!'. Help! There's a cliff! Aah! And your family's screaming 'Oh my god, we're burning alive!' 'No! I can't feel my legs!'. In comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, 'Oh, my god.'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out. All because... you want to save a couple of extra pennies. To me, it doesn't..
    31 Mar 2014, 05:17 PM Reply Like
  • spielerman
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    Tommy:

     

    Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died. We just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE ABUTMENT!
    31 Mar 2014, 05:18 PM Reply Like
  • haoleboy1967
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    I am going to go long CAPS
    Rumor has it that Tommy had lunch with Zuckerberg last week.
    31 Mar 2014, 05:51 PM Reply Like
  • Dale Roberts
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    That's all I need, I am all in at 9:30 am. Thanks.
    31 Mar 2014, 08:01 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Dale:

     

    They filmed a lot of the movie in Toronto.

     

    Dave
    31 Mar 2014, 09:24 PM Reply Like
  • billy alexander
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    Im in sandusky today 7/19/16 and went to catolic mass at holy angels. Great church/great town with best co. Callahan brake pads with super great TOMMY BOY in charge!

     

    Im buying TOMMY BOY all my life and beyond from purgatory to Heaven in sainthood with BIG TOM and TOMMY!!

     

    I love them both!!!!! Billy alexander--sioux city neb/la farmer/sales--8182478844
    19 Jul, 01:15 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Billy:

     

    That is one of my favorite movies.

     

    My SA "avatar" used to be a sign that said, "Callahan Auto Parts, Sandusky, Ohio."

     

    Changed it when I retired from my sales job......................
    19 Jul, 03:33 PM Reply Like
  • Robert Allan Schwartz
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    Dave, that's what I like about SA - come for the investment advice, stay for the movie reviews. :-)

     

    Robert
    19 Jul, 03:48 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Robert:

     

    When the Billy's comment popped up, I was thinking, "When the hell did I write that article?"

     

    Sometimes, I still get comments on the early stuff. Frankly, my movie reviews are much better than my stock advice.................

     

    Dave
    19 Jul, 04:08 PM Reply Like
  • Robert Allan Schwartz
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    "Frankly, my movie reviews are much better than my stock advice................."

     

    There are fewer consequences with movie reviews. :-)
    20 Jul, 09:09 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » RAS:

     

    Have you priced a movie lately? A good review on a shitty movie can be an expensive lesson for you to learn.

     

    On the other hand, with stocks, many times, what goes down never comes back up again.
    20 Jul, 09:36 AM Reply Like
  • Robert Allan Schwartz
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    Dave, I thank you for bring "Tommy Boy" to my attention. I enjoyed watching it.

     

    I rarely pay to see a movie in a movie theater any more. Too many people talk, too many people make noise opening food packages, too many people use their phones which light up, and it's too expensive. I usually watch Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc. at home.

     

    Thanks,

     

    Robert
    20 Jul, 10:28 AM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Robert:

     

    Likewise. I went to a movie with my daughter about a year ago. I asked for two tickets and it was $20 bucks. I asked the ticket gal if that included a copy of the movie on a CD.

     

    Then you get a Coke and a pop-corn and you're looking at another $10 bucks each. I told her that this was the last time I'm ever doing this.

     

    By the way, we get streaming movies at the house and the problem is my wife and I have never heard of any of them. But when some movie that we heard about shows up as a choice on the stream, we get it.

     

    The last one I saw was Hateful 8. When it was over, we looked at each other and had that WTF was that all about look. Weird.
    20 Jul, 10:43 AM Reply Like
  • Robert Allan Schwartz
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    Dave, I was halfway through watching all of the old 1966-1973 episodes of "Mission: Impossible", when Netflix took the remainder down. :-( I hate when they do that.

     

    Robert
    21 Jul, 09:37 AM Reply Like
  • Smarty_Pants
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    "Frankly, my movie reviews are much better than my stock advice." - Dave Crosetti

     

    That's because you don't stamp "Guaranteed" on the box. Makes people feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
    19 Jul, 11:36 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.

     

    Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

     

    'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

     

    The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.

     

    Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
    20 Jul, 12:01 AM Reply Like
  • Chumpmenudo
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    Never gets old....

     

    Ironically, I just read a great article about David Spade and Tommy Boy on Priceonomics...must read for you guys:

     

    http://tinyurl.com/zqn...

     

    There is actually a "thing" called the David Spade index, a phenomenon where the audience likes an actor or movie much more than the critics. Tommy Boy tops that list!

     

    I'm with you and Robert on the movies...we only go to a theatre if its Star Wars for old times sake.

     

    Because we have 3 kids, my wife and I almost never watch "R" rated movies. Several months ago, with kids out of the house for the evening, she suggested we fire up a good R rated comedy on Amazon or Netflix....

     

    Man, after 5 minutes of super embarrassing sex scenes, terribly stupid jokes, and the F-word in every sentence, we decided "R" ain't what it used to be. I'll stick to PG, or just re-watch some of the older classics....

     

    Chump
    21 Jul, 01:30 PM Reply Like
  • David Crosetti
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    Author’s reply » Chump:

     

    My kids are all grown up, but I still get a little weird about movies that have a lot of vulgarity in them. If it's a Mafia movie, then you expect it, but if it's a Western (Hateful Eight) you really don't.

     

    I've always wondered why movies have the sex scenes, especially when the movie has no reason for a sex scene. I mean, it's generally in there to fill up three minutes of the movie and to get people to go see it as opposed to having anything to do with the story line.

     

    Go figure.
    21 Jul, 02:35 PM Reply Like
  • David Fish
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    If you want a funny movie that DOES have lots of vulgarity, catch Ted 2 (now on HBO)...where Mark Wahlberg and the teddy bear spend the whole movie swearing, but, y'know, in a "tasteful" way...;)

     

    Bonus: Cameo appearance by Tom Brady.
    21 Jul, 05:30 PM Reply Like
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