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It seems like you're a nobody in government circles at the moment if you're not investigating...

It seems like you're a nobody in government circles at the moment if you're not investigating JPMorgan's (JPM) $2B trading loss, with Reuters reporting that the FBI is now getting in on the act. That adds to inquiries by the DOJ, the Fed, the SEC, and the U.K.'s FSA, not to mention hearings in the Senate. No matter, shares are +3.7%.
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  • davidingeorgia
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    Well, maybe this will at least keep them too busy to surf for porn on their computers at work for awhile.
    15 May 2012, 01:05 PM Reply Like
  • Tack
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    If they're working, does that mean we go long or short Dunkin Donuts?
    15 May 2012, 01:14 PM Reply Like
  • Oceanstats
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    But terrorists residing permanently up their at 1600 Penn. Ave in his Administration and the legality of his citizenship is off limits. Ok, I get it. Maybe iDimon enacted a "racial" trade. That must be it. I haven't seen this much cooperation between these agencies since the Recession cover-up.
    15 May 2012, 01:17 PM Reply Like
  • gh1616
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    To All Above; well stated, good posts!! But, DOJ doesn't have time to respond to congress on "Fast & Furious"!!
    15 May 2012, 07:50 PM Reply Like
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