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Market recap: The monkey market went wild in the final hour of trading on rumors that G-20...

Market recap: The monkey market went wild in the final hour of trading on rumors that G-20 sources said central banks were prepared for coordinated action after the weekend vote in Greece, shrugging off concerns about soaring Spanish bond yields. Meanwhile, the U.K. unveiled measures to insulate itself from the euro crisis and bolster its banks. NYSE gainers led losers more than two to one.
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  • wapiti
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    Got the part about MONKEY market right!! Market moves like a money flying around on vines thru the jungle. More like some monkeys manipulating it!!
    14 Jun 2012, 04:15 PM Reply Like
  • montanamark
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    LOL - monkeys?
    14 Jun 2012, 04:18 PM Reply Like
  • montanamark
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    good lord, is this a reference to monkey trafficking
    14 Jun 2012, 04:19 PM Reply Like
  • Herr Hansa
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    More like monkeys flinging poo.
    14 Jun 2012, 04:29 PM Reply Like
  • wapiti
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    I'm not going to say what I was REALLY thinking
    14 Jun 2012, 04:22 PM Reply Like
  • Ponderful
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    Go long bananas; short peanuts.
    14 Jun 2012, 04:28 PM Reply Like
  • Apacheleadership
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    CRACK!!! The monkeys need more CRACK!! NOW NOW NOW. The market is the sickest, most disgusting addict there is. It is seriously dope sick. Maybe someday there will be a free and fair market. It's all a manipulated ponzi on crack now.
    14 Jun 2012, 04:45 PM Reply Like
  • untrusting investor
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    The Fed is way worse than the mafia ever was. The mafia were a bunch of amateurs compared to Bernanke and the Fed. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the Fed is the largest and most efficient criminal organization in the history of the world.
    14 Jun 2012, 04:50 PM Reply Like
  • TruffelPig
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    You really have a screw lose.
    14 Jun 2012, 06:00 PM Reply Like
  • BadDog40
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    Amen brother!
    15 Jun 2012, 09:44 AM Reply Like
  • GaltMachine
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    All these attempts at building "confidence" are likely doing the opposite for those with a cynical mind.


    From my experience, those people who frequently tell you "you can trust me!" are exactly the people you should run away from.


    The real situation must be very dire to account for all these expressions of confidence in the Euro market.

    "I am for secret, dark debates," he said. "When the going gets tough, you have to lie."
    Jean-Claude Juncker, Luxembourg's prime minister and the chairman of the eurogroup of single currency members
    14 Jun 2012, 04:56 PM Reply Like
  • TruffelPig
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    I hedged some with VXX and got it handed to me today. However, I will sleep better this weekend.
    14 Jun 2012, 10:45 PM Reply Like
  • jsteen
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    Scariest line ever! " I am from the Government and I am here to help you".
    14 Jun 2012, 10:58 PM Reply Like
  • TangoOscar
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    Even scarier when its an OSI agent.
    14 Jun 2012, 11:59 PM Reply Like
  • Ray Lopez
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    Money market? Monkey Market? Stock market? The financial markets are all a circus so it's fitting. Fit to be tied.


    Empire State survey radically down today. China slowing, Europe in recession. Can you say 'double dip'? ohhohh AHAHAH!
    15 Jun 2012, 10:28 PM Reply Like
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