The Apple-Samsung war entered full circus mode today as witnesses took the stand. An "accounting expert" argued Samsung (SSNLF.PK) should pay just $27K (no typo) for use of Apple's (AAPL) patents (previous), since that's what he thinks it would cost Samsung to design around them. Later, a frustrated Judge Koh told an Apple attorney he should know better than to ask for a long list of witnesses "unless you are smoking crack." The attorney denied doing any such thing. Closing arguments are due on Tuesday.