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The Onion sums up your usual Market Currents day in one story: "Some sort of tax cut or earnings...

The Onion sums up your usual Market Currents day in one story: "Some sort of tax cut or earnings or money or something was reported" in economic news, and experts are concerned. "Greece was also involved."
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  • cbc
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    The Onion has me in tears! That is as informative and valuable a report as any I have ever relied on for a trade decision! "Greece was involved" LOL
    8 Oct 2010, 07:01 PM Reply Like
  • gatekeeper
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    Yup, that pretty well described the trading day.
    8 Oct 2010, 07:03 PM Reply Like
  • rooftop
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    One of the few times I can say 'LOL' and mean that literally I LOL'd.
    8 Oct 2010, 08:13 PM Reply Like
  • Chandragupta
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    Great report! Its time to Buy or Sell or Hold!
    9 Oct 2010, 06:07 AM Reply Like
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