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  • How To Invest Like A Level-Headed Survivalist [View article]
    I was in (the former) Yugoslavia during their TEOTWAWKI. Among other things I saw 10,000 Dinar (their currency) bills scattered all over the floor of a farmhouse with numerous bullet holes in the walls. I saw cities with entire districts burnt to the ground. The scoffers here will never admit that we are dying empire until they see similar stuff right here in the sinking USA.
    Dec 18, 2013. 07:35 PM | 6 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Proof That Tesla Production Is Already 10% Above Guidance? [View article]
    Nope, it sure aint. Then again gramps didn't have to worry about "vampires" draining his juice supply, a problem that Tesla software patches will fix any day now ... we shall assume.
    http://bit.ly/1gADbgp
    Dec 15, 2013. 08:41 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Proof That Tesla Production Is Already 10% Above Guidance? [View article]
    Tesla batteries? I know I got memory problems but Tesla does not make batteries.
    Dec 15, 2013. 03:22 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Why Tesla Will Definitely, Surely, Assuredly, Certainly Not Be Trading At $140 When Q2 2014 Starts [View article]
    Cowabunga and cosmic greetings. I don't know much about cars but I know something about bongs. I bought a Tesla put strike $60 expiry Jan. 2015. I think one bad quarterly sales report will sink TSLA to ZERO which is where it belongs because it is nothing but a two seat hatchback that burns coal and is sold to chumps who really think that Tesla will fill up their battery for free.
    Dec 14, 2013. 10:21 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Drive Into 2014 With Tesla Motors [View instapost]
    Hi

    About a month ago I bought a Tesla put strike $60 expiry Jan. 2015 for $500. Why? I think Tesla has way too many mountains to climb. If sales for any quarter tank stock holders will stampede South. The Tesla is basically a $60,000 hatchback that burns coal (second hand) and is only kept alive by gobermint money. The only thing "disruptive" about Tesla is a market cap that pretty accurately measures how much money the "investors" will loose. One thing for sure, in Jan 2015 the Teslaites or yours truly is going to have crow and humble pie for dinner. See ya then.
    Dec 11, 2013. 01:50 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • The Myth Of China's Export Economy [View article]
    China is Number One.

    http://bit.ly/177KTVG
    Dec 11, 2013. 01:21 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • The Rally Will End When Share Buybacks Slow Down [View article]
    Dear Mr. V.J. (and anyone else)

    Question. If the economy/stock market goes South will the companies that bought their own stock likely dump a lot of it at once to raise cash?
    Dec 11, 2013. 01:00 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Why Tesla Will Definitely, Surely, Assuredly, Certainly Not Be Trading At $140 When Q2 2014 Starts [View article]
    I'm always mellow.
    Dec 11, 2013. 12:48 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • What Does This Have To Do With MJNA? [View instapost]
    Forget MJNA. I'm gonna have my owm IPO ...

    MMMB: Medical Meth Mega Bubble.

    If there are any maroons left to fleece after all these medical marywanna scams go up in smoke I'm sure to make even more brazillions than the bitcoin banditos got. I'm gonna have the financing handled by the First National Monkey Bank down in the Bahamas. I'm just ordered all the episodes of Breaking Bad which should get me up to speed on the chemistry involved.

    Yours Truly
    H.P.
    Apr 4, 2013. 04:49 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • ABARC Files Complaints Against HEMP And MJNA For Publishing False And Misleading Press Releases [View instapost]
    MJNA and HEMP?

    I'd sooner trust my money to some monkey down in the Bahamas.
    Apr 3, 2013. 08:08 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Marijuana Nightly News [View instapost]
    Typical pothead - can't even insert a link properly

    http://bit.ly/139bXb1
    Mar 19, 2013. 04:43 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Short Another Ten Billion Shares Of HEMP.PK. What's Peace Got To Do With It? [View instapost]
    Like Cowabunga and Cosmic Greetings, Dudes and Dudettes.

    I'm a veteran, 173rd Airborne Brigade grunt 65-66 in the Rock n Roll Slaughterhouse (AKA Vietnam). My thanks to the above mentioned for their concern about vets. I'd join up for the Aridzona thing but I'm riding the rails to Washington State in April where I've heard the donut dudes aren't busting small time 5150 pot heads. Peace to all and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster eat you next to last.

    Hobo
    Mar 14, 2013. 05:11 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • MJNA- Pump And Dump Spotlight [View instapost]
    Cowabunga and Cosmic Greetings Dude

    Hacking on my favorite stock, eh?

    Like what part of "Pump n Dump" don't you understand? Somebody has to take the "Dump" half, that's how Darwinism works. So enough with the Chicken Little nit picking about numbers that don't add up. Well that's just like your opinion, man.
    Feb 28, 2013. 08:14 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Medical Marijuana Inc.: I'm In It For The Long Haul [View article]
    Cowabunga and Cosmic Greetings, Dudes.

    I'm bookmarking this atricle with a note to open it up a year from now. You guys are buying oregano, like seriously. I'm going long on used dumpsters and rats-on-a-stick so you guys can have food and shelter. Enjoy your pipe dreams, I'll see you next year.

    Warm Regards
    Hobo
    Feb 28, 2013. 03:59 PM | 5 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Are Marijuana Investors Smoking Their Investments? [View instapost]
    Like Cowabunga and Cosmic Greetings, Dude.

    I just bought a Kilo of Garberville Train Wreck and you just bought a whole sh*t load of MJNA. OK, now bookmark this article with a note to click on it a year from now. I say that a year from now both our investments will be worth exactly the same - NOTHING. Nothing as in el Zipo, Nada, Absolute Kelvin Scale Zero. Both will be gone with the wind - up in smoke, my man.

    Weed is for smoking, not investing because there are about a Brazillion Bodacious Bust Out Banditos looking for Boneheads to Bamboozle. Hell Fire, I'd do the same if I could spreadsheet up some scam with no more downside than 18 months in Camp Fluffy.

    Do yourself a favor don't buy any of these Pipe Dreams.
    Feb 19, 2013. 08:14 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
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