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Bears Roaming through the Mines

...and when the bears stormed into the mines, to their surprise, they found nobody there? "He? Where is everyone?" noted little bear.
"Where is the gold?" noted mama bear. "The mines are emtpy!" said papa bear.
Where to go now?
To the bullion banks then!
And so they went.
They stormed into the vaults of the bullion banks hoping to snatch some lousy people and have their gold too.
But to their surprise, they found nobody at the bullion banks' vault. "He? Where is everyone?" noted little bear.
"Where is the gold?" noted mama bear. "The vaults are emtpy!" said papa bear, increasingly pissed-off.
Where to go now?
To the ETF depository!
But to their surprise, they found nobody at the ETF depository. "He? Where is everyone?" noted little bear.
"Where is the gold?" noted mama bear. "I only see paper promises" said papa bear, even more pissed-off. They say: "this certificate is worth 10,000 ounces of gold." But there IS NOT GOLD!! Said papa bear REALLY ANGRY.
Where to go now?
Nowhere.
And the bears went back to their caves afraid there was no more gold to be had...