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  • September Video Streams, Viewing Time Increase 25% [View article]
    Good news for MS!

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    Oct 14 20:16 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Largest Gold Reserves by Country [View instapost]
    I bury mine on the south twenty!

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    Oct 14 20:15 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Five Reasons Apple’s iPhone Will Succeed in China [View article]
    IT WILL FAIL!
    Oct 14 20:13 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Do Lawmakers Really Understand the Energy Markets? [View article]
    This whole thing is pretty scary!

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    Aug 15 14:26 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • The Federal Reserve Is Immoral [View article]
    This is news to you people?
    There is no room for morality in business people!

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    Aug 15 14:15 pm |Rating: +1 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Microsoft: Whistling in the Dark [View article]
    I don't like this story!
    TAKE IT DOWN!

    fakesteveballmer.blogs...
    Aug 15 14:13 pm |Rating: +1 -2 |Link to Comment
  • 'BingHoo' - Not So Awesome, Say Analysts  [View article]
    I love it when an intricate, fiendish plan comes together!
    Here is the She-CEO of Yahoo (Carol Bats) and myself signing the final agreement to give Microsoft control over the entire backend for Yahoo’s entire search! Yahoo will handle ads, marketing, hosting and all that kinda' crap, but we will be the ones in charge of the main product, SEARCH! I was so happy as I was signing this that I almost ... well, I was happy!
    The She-CEO tried to put a good spin on Yahoo's surrender, she said,
    "We never really liked search anyways! We are letting these people handle that stuff while we pursue the cool stuff ya'know!"
    Miss Bats, have you ever heard of a Puppet master?
    Oh well, it has been a VERY good week here at Microsoft! Very good indeed!
    (In the meanwhile, the man who opposed me at Yahoo (The Vagrant Yang) continues to marinate in his own feecees on the streets of Redmond!
    flickr.com/photos/ball.../
    Let him be a lesson to all!
    Jul 30 21:02 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Google and the Evolution of Search III: What's Next in Search? Much, Much Better Search [View article]
    Bing.com has arrived!

    Yeah!
    Jun 07 23:20 pm |Rating: 0 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Verizon in Talks with Apple Over Possible iPhone Deal [View article]
    LIES! LIES! LIES!
    Apr 27 15:06 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Yahoo Catalysts and Problems - Weisel [View article]
    Only MS could save them now and we don't reeally want to now!
    Dec 23 17:52 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • November Search: Yahoo Holding Below 20% Share, Google Over 70% [View article]
    Google will be going down soon and rapidly!
    Dec 23 17:50 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Has Stagnating Innovation Led to This Economic Crisis? [View article]
    That's right, Apple is to blame!
    Dec 23 17:49 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Cramer's Stop Trading! General Electric Brings Bad Credit to Light (12/18/08) [View article]
    Cramer is an idiot who fixes stocks, beware this morom!
    Dec 21 21:32 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • What Will Become of eBay? [View article]
    ZuneBay coming soon!
    Dec 21 21:29 pm |Rating: 0 -2 |Link to Comment
  • Don't Be Scammed by Madoff Investor Sob Stories [View article]
    Thanks for the news!
    Dec 21 21:28 pm |Rating: 0 -2 |Link to Comment
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