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I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

Let's just get that straight from the very beginning here!

I have decided to get into this blogging thing with the rest of you people so I can straighten out some of the FUD out there about me. My image has been tarnished as of late by certain ner-do-wells an haters.

In the next few months I will set all of this crap straight, especially the Google and Apple crap!

You people should check in with me every few days to see what my thoughts are, you will learn a few things.

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steveballmer's Blog

The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer Steve Ballmer
Redmond, Washington state, United States
CEO and general Manager at the worlds most powerful and pervasive company, a mover and shaker with world changing influence and charisma. Don't freaking cross me! Microsoft wants to "get the appropriate economic return for our shareholders from our innovation," A few of my more memorable quotes: "I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft." "There's no substitute for innovation, of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either." "What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?" "I like to tell people that all of our products and business will go through three phases. There's vision, patience, and execution." "Google is an illusion" "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." "We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." "That whole monkey-boy dance thing never happened, that wasn't me, I was in Hardeeville that day" "I never threw a chair, uh, all of the chairs in my office are bolted down, so there!""Linux is a cancer..."
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steveballmer's Book

The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy I was supposed to have been finished with this book by now, but the Yahoo thing has had me preoccupied. Just interpet Spring as Spring '09.
That's why I have been posting excerpts from what I have so far.
Sorry about that, it's not easy being the most powerful executive in the world!
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