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    • ON: Wed Oct 8th 09:47 AM
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      Apple Rules Teen Segment, but Will It Last?
      You think parents don't have any cash and won't buy their kids an iPhone? Have you seen how many nine-year-olds have cell phones? You really don't know much about peer pressure. Apple gear is definitely aspirational - but it's also a generational thing. We have an entire generation of kids who started on iPods and are now moving through the Apple product line. They'll continue to use APple products for years to come. This is just the tip of the iceberg. It started six years ago and will continue for the foreseeable future. Apple probably won't be the next mister softy but Apple is chipping away at the market share. I'm long Apple, of course.
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    • ON: Mon Oct 6th 08:15 AM
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      iPhone Sales Drastically Surpass Q4 Consensus; Apple Reaches 10m Goal
      Oh crap. Apple yet again delivers. That means the stock will tank for sure. Idiots. I want to see what Elmer FUD and Eric whassisname have to say about this one Katie? An idiot. Thanks for the positive reporting, guys, and thanks to the AFB for the work. Ninety bucks? Grrrrrr....
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    • ON: Tue Sep 23rd 08:40 AM
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      Worst Analyst on Apple Lowers Price Target
      Doesn't matter. One jackass makes a stupid comment and the stock tanks. Everyone ignores all of the current data and forecasts by more skilled analysts. 'Course even Shaw Wu is slightly bullish with buy and $205 target. This woman is a moron and the short sellers who hammer the stock are even bigger morons.
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    • ON: Fri Sep 12th 08:21 AM
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      6 Things Apple's Not Doing Right
      Hey, you're a comedian! I get it. This is a pretty funny parody of the tripe all those real bloggers like Elmer FUD, Toni, Toni, Toni and Eric Whassisface keep spewing. If Apple's market share didn't keep going up, if they didn't keep selling more computers, if they didn't keep selling more phones, etc, etc, then I'd think you were trying to be serious. Phew. It's a good thing no one would believe your humor!
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    • ON: Thu Sep 11th 09:00 AM
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      Grim IT Spending Findings Indicate Rougher Times Lie Ahead
      This is the "Ahh haa" moment where people are realizing the significant difference between the Apple iPhone technology and the other devices. Apple will continue to gain market share and increase sales for a long time. Rimm's share will continue to erode while Apple gains.
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    • ON: Thu Sep 11th 08:56 AM
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      Why Doesn't Apple Give Away iPods?
      Geez, you gotta be kidding me. This is a vacuous piece of blogocrap. Why doesn't Dell give away laptops to enhance their desktop sales? Do a component comparison there whydontcha. Look a their prices in 2001 vs now. Dell is a really premium brand, right? You have a weird bit of speculation here. 'why not give one away? ...you never cheapen the brand." Oh, you mean like Dell...? Apple makes good products that more and more people are buying. Apple's economies of scale and value will continue to prevail to determine price points.
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    • ON: Tue Aug 26th 08:28 AM
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      Apple Gets Top Marks in Customer Satisfaction
      "Comparing a PC to a MAC is like comparing a Buick to a BMW"

      Naahhhh. It's more like a Yugo and BMW.
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    • ON: Fri Aug 8th 10:20 AM
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      Microsoft Gets the Blogging Community
      top_tier sez: "no one can say Microsoft listens to its customers more than Apple does." I realized my MacBook bettery life was getting pretty low for being a year old and with about a hundred fifty charge cycles. I have AppleCare and thought I check into what battery replacement would cost. I had a fee battery on my doorstep the next day. I've had probably four other hardware issues over the past five years and Apple responded immediately and to my complete satisfaction. Apple makes superb products that run on a rock-solid OS. The iPhone is just the beginning of yet another Apple revolution. They're not going to overtake Mister Softy but Apple will surely continue to gain market share for years to come. Mister Softy is a Yugo competing against a 3-Series BMW.
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    • ON: Thu Aug 7th 15:37 PM
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      5 Reasons Not to Upgrade to the New iPhone 3G
      Now that you've been spanked repeatedly for your silliness would you like some cheese with your whine?
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    • ON: Thu Aug 7th 08:53 AM
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      5 Reasons Not to Upgrade to the New iPhone 3G
      What a pathetic, clueless whiner. You must be an Eric Savitz, Toni, Toni, Toni, wannabee. Go back to the rotary dialer telephone in your cave.
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    • ON: Wed Aug 6th 12:41 PM
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      Research In Motion's 3G Counteroffensive: The Smartphone Arms Race Escalates
      RIMM vs iPhone = MS Dos vs Apple OSX Duuuhhh. Wait until India, Japan, China sales are factored into Apple's story. The iPhone is (I'm gagging with this choice of words but...) a major paradigm shift in communications. It's a handheld computer compared to a telephone email reader. RIMM has already been downgraded as a result and will ultimately lose more share to Apple. This device is a gamechanger. It's iPod redux - only better.
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    • ON: Thu Jun 26th 08:20 AM
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      Don't Fret Over Apple's Lineup
      wallawallabingbang sez: "The so-called 'health rumors' were basically a ploy concocted by the like of Barrons own Eric Savitz, and Jim 'Crocodile tears' Cramer."

      How can you not mention Elmer "FUD" DeWitt?????? He's the king of the negativity and misinformation miscreants!
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    • ON: Thu Jun 12th 12:15 PM
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      $1.2 Billion in iPhone Apps? Not Likely.
      Erick, Toni-Toni-Toni and Elmer FUD. Say no more.
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    • ON: Wed May 14th 10:03 AM
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      Will Apple Be Dragged Kicking and Screaming to the Business Market?
      Very simple "popularity" analogy and forecast: Sony Walkman is to iPod as Blackberry is to iPhone
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    • ON: Fri Apr 25th 09:02 AM
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      Falling Timbers - Cramer's Stop Trading! (4/24/08)
      Cramer cracks me up - he's so whacked. He's just now finding out about iChat??? And it's the greatest thing since Swiss Cheese? What a moron. Now he's finally seen the light and is big on Apple. Pfffftt...
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