john haskell

Citigroup Bottoming - Plus Some Free Advice for Meredith Whitney

listen here young'un! In my day, a dollar was a dollar! And you could buy a Coke for a nickel! Ai! Nowadays, these flim flam artists! Citibank ain't no good nohow! When I was your age, we called it "National City Bank" and it was good as gold! Shouldn'a never let Coolidge leave the White House, he was the best President we ever had! Oh, my head hurts, I need to take a nap.