seriously ?

It's the End Of the World As We Know It and I Own Gold

apparently I will be winning Armageddon. When doomsday comes, I will be heavily armed like many of you. Sniper rifle for far away threats, portable silenced hand guns, plenty of bullets and machine guns and grenades for times of desperation.

But why o why has no one mentioned drugs ? No, not just booze and tobacco, those can be easily had. I am talking morphine pills, speed, diabetes medication etc, etc. These will very quickly become the most valued things out there. It will be like having 10,000 life insurance policies. Want to live ? pay the piper. Want to feed that Opioid addiction , need to relieve the pain of the end times ? pay the piper.

Then I'll have all the gold, food and whores a man could ask for.