Growing up in a suburban utopia, I knew from a young age that my telos was to work in the capital markets. In third grade I traded my way up from a Weedle Pokemon card I found on the bathroom floor to a Charazard hologram. By fourth grade I was brokering 70% of Pokemon volume on the playground and had diversified into superhero action figures. Today I am a real superhero by making markets a more efficient place for everyone. Not until just before dawn do people sleep best; not until people get old do they become wise.