Reminds me of the joke about the woman who walks into the butcher shop and sees a sign "pork chops $3 a pound" and asks the butcher why his pork chops are so expensive because across the street the price is only $2 a pound. The butcher asks her well if they're only $2 a pound then why doesn't she buy them across the street. She replies that across the street they're out, whereupon the butcher says OK when we're out then the price will be $2 a pound too.
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Pork chops are $2 a pound and we're out.