My skiin smells like new shoes. I am frightened of all the soft cheeses. My heredity is half Irish so I was born with 1.5 livers. I played jazz on the trombone until I began to make more money by turning them into lamps and plumbing parts. Pipeline MLPs, health care REITS, corporate bonds, utility, preferred stock and muni bond ETFs are some of my investments. Someday I hope to learn everything about pork.