Smarty Pants

Merger Watch: Sirius and XM

Two quotes from M&A on March 14, 2008:

"This will possibly be the final detailed analytical entry for this transaction. "

AND

"It remains a long-shot in the opinion of this publication, with the odds perceived at roughly 20% for the required regulatory approvals and successful completion."

Since saying that, this article marks the 5th time M&A has offered up his analysis.

And today he twists his percentages around to say: "The perception remains firmly intact that a relatively high chance (+25%) exists that the companies will not agree to the conditions required for FCC consent."

Someone get this addict to a methadone clinic.