Voice of Reason

Jim Cramer's 10 Predictions for 2008

How many successful hedge funds any of you losers run?

How many of you have your own tv show on CNBC?

That's what I thought.

The Worst Is Over ... Again ... And Again ...

I'm blaming Baji for causing me to spill my beverage all over my keyboard reading his "caculations" logic. As far as the article itself baseball analogies trying to judge what inning we're in is equally dim-witted. Maybe these guys never heard of a 9th inning ralley where the home team was six runs behind with two outs but won the game in spite of it at the last minute. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Market forecasters are about as useful as used toilet paper and no more accurate than rolling the dice repeatedly.

Oh look... companies keep reporting better than expected earnnings, according to the offical formula we haven't even had a single quarter of negative growth let alone the called for two in a row.

Now Baji, I don't know what you're smoking but it must be high quality something. You claim 2 million subprime loans outstanding at an average of 300,000 / loan yields a total of 600 billion dollars at risk. I don't know where you got your figures or if that's the total outstanding subprime or just was is expected to go sour. If the former you didn't say so. I would hope you're not that gloomy if you think everyone will stop paying their mortgage which obviously would be crazy to think.

Memo to Seeking Alpha, maybe you should consider requiring drug testing before letting anyboy spew their poison with the usual undocumented garbage. I mean I'm a season old crusty investor that pays no attention to yahoos like seen here but somebody new to investing may take the short sellers seriously.

Was Last Week the Bottom?

I have a penchant for making money. Bottom? I don't care if we're at or close to a "bottom", risk brings reward. No pain, no gain. If you wait 1,000 points then say oh, we're at a bottom you already lost a big chunk of the move. If you're wrong, you're wrong. Ever here of stop loss orders, trailing stops or Puts?

Since I started posting here a few weeks ago I see mostly chicken little types screaming the sky is fallingm the sky is falling. Check history, that's the biggest sign of all we're at or close to the magical bottom. Started with 3,000 in 1983. Now approaching seven figures. You don't get there without assuming some risk. If you want no risk, I bet your local bank will give you a nice safe 1.2% CD.