Jake Blues

Buy Ford, Short GM

"In all, President Bush has done a President's most important job exceptionally well: "Keeping us safe in times of war". Thank you Mr. President!"


Yeah, he's done great. Oh, except for that one time when terrorists flew planes into the WTC killing 3000 Americans. Oh, and also that time he attacked a country that had nothing to do with Sept. 11th, resulting in the death of over 100,000 Iraqis and 4000 American soldiers.

Yep, George Bush will be remembered as a great president...as long as everyone has their memory wiped this coming January.