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    • Winners and Losers in the Bailout Bonanza [view article]
      I've got a bridge in Alaska that I can sell you, cheap. Sep 23 08:19 AM
    • Here's the $1 Trillion Question [view article]
      We need a fix that is FAST, CHEAP, CORRECT.
      But we only get to PICK TWO.
      Sep 22 12:06 PM
    • Why Patriotism and Your Portfilio Don’t Mix [view article]
      Quote in the office this morning...
      "I have a bridge in Alaska that I'll sell ya, cheap!"
      Sep 22 09:43 AM
    • Why I Got Gold Wrong [view article]
      Great quote in the office today,
      "I have a bridge in Alaska that I'll sell you, cheap."
      Sep 22 09:41 AM
    • This Is Not "the Big One" [view article]
      Sorry... My wife forget to give me my meds.

      OOP's on Bush being better than Hoover... He's Worse.
      Sep 19 08:33 AM
    • This Is Not "the Big One" [view article]
      Well, I AM GLAD that President Bush has had our Social Security Privatized so I could invest my money my self !
      I put it in those solid rocks of Wall Street and didn't take any chances.
      I put it in Goldman Sacks, Merril Lynch, Wachovia, AIG Insurance to let my retirement grow and live my last few years in peace and security!
      I really love the President. He's the Best Ever.
      Right After Hoover !
      Sep 19 08:32 AM
    • Short Selling: The Free Speech of Wall Street [view article]
      Good BUY... Free Speech.

      Welcome to the USSA
      Sep 19 08:24 AM
    • Marc Andreessen on Financial Crises, No IPOs, and Obama [view article]
      Crap shoot ???
      Four or (OMG) Eight more years of the same stuff that gave us the last two weeks of excitement?
      Give Me A Break !!
      I'm voting, hoping, praying, and putting my money in Obama !!
      Sep 18 12:15 PM
    • Wachovia Stanley? Really?! [view article]
      Let's Call it Wachovia Morgan... then it can have the symbol WM.
      OK, it may be in use Today, but Tomorrow it could be Available.

      Sep 18 08:36 AM
    • Replacing AIG in the Dow: Google? Cisco? Apple? [view article]
      Will they rename the S&P500 as the S&P350 ?
      Sep 18 08:25 AM
    • Welcome to Desolation Row [view article]
      All I know is that my 401K LOVES Bill Clinton.
      (it's now on Life Support, thanks to the actions from Washington over the last 7.5 years.)
      Sep 15 08:40 AM
    • Lehman Won't Be the Last Major Bank Failure [view article]
      David:
      This is insanity! You'll kill us and them at the same time.
      There'll be nothing left!

      NIMZIKI
      (interrupting)
      Sit down and shut up!

      Suddenly Moishe is on his feet, interrupting.

      MOISHE
      Don't tell him to shut up! You'd all be dead, were it not for my
      David. You didn't do anything to prevent this!
      Sep 12 08:40 AM
    • Massive Opportunity to Short the Dollar [view article]
      FOUR MORE YEARS !!!
      FOUR MORE YEARS !!!

      Anyone know the toll free number for Air Canada?
      Sep 10 08:57 AM
    • Tuesday Outlook: Commodities, Emerging Markets [view article]
      Gosh, I LOVE that song...

      I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' 'bout half past dead
      I just need some place where I can lay my head
      "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
      He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No" was all he said

      Take a load off Fanny
      Take a load for free
      Take a load off Fanny
      And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

      Picked up my bag, went lookin' for a place to hide
      When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side
      I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown"
      She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around"

      Take a load off Fanny
      Take a load for free
      Take a load off Fanny
      And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

      Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
      It's just old Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day
      "Well Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
      He said, "Do me a favour, son, won't you stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"

      Take a load off Fanny
      Take a load for free
      Take a load off Fanny
      And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

      Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog
      He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog"
      I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, I'm a peaceful man"
      He said, "That's OK, just feed him when you can"

      Take a load off Fanny
      Take a load for free
      Take a load off Fanny
      And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

      Catch a cannon ball now, to take me down the line
      My bag is sinking low and I do believe it's time
      To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one
      Who sent me here with her regards for everyone

      Take a load off Fanny
      Take a load for free
      Take a load off Fanny
      And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

      - Travis, The Weight
      Sep 09 08:57 AM
    • Why Does Wachovia Have to Pay Up for CDs? [view article]
      Vernon - Seems that a lot of people don't like the choices you made in life.

      Other than that.... how's it going ?
      Aug 26 09:27 AM
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