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Cramer's Stop Trading! Dow Doomsday Scenario (3/6/09)

What a bunch of random rubbish, e.g.:

1. "Chevron has bottomed, but if oil goes to $33 it will see a rapid drop..."

2."Exxon stays at $56 because I'm a bull on oil"

Now that Cramer is talking down weaklings like Boeing, Coke, Disney, JNJ, IBM, Intel, maybe this is the contrarian indicator we've been waiting for....

Alternative Buyers for Lehman (and Not Just the Usual Suspects)

Whenever I hear anything from "broker sources", I can usually safely assume the opposite - they gossip like fishwives, usually about matters they don't fully grasp: perfect for spreading misinformation.

BAC's Ken Lewis Mulls Another Deal as Lehman Reaches Brink

Which CEO of a leading American Bank said: "I've had all the fun I can stand in investment banking right now" when things started to implode last year?

First to answer correctly gets a LEH share. Second prize: two LEH shares.

Write to Kenneth Lewis, c/o Bank of America to claim your prizes.