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Bank of America Punishes Customers Who Dare to Have a Balance

I know all of this is tough, but... why on Earth would anyone have a credit card balance? Sorry, I'm not here to step on your toes, but what happened to living within your means?

I just want to point out that people made the "mistake" of borrowing from the Mafia (sorry, you should have known better). Now they're sending their wise guys to collect. And why are you surprised?

Nationalize Citigroup and Bank of America

Nice job, Felix! You wrote a satire just to get people going.

It's too bad this kind of publication doesn't belong here; it's stuff for the "National Enquirer".

To make your "article" even more humorous, you should include GM, Ford, and Chrysler. Now, that's funny --- even though no one is laughing.

Options Trader: Friday Outlook

These are crazy times, even worse than those of South America in the 80's. Remember their inflation of over 2,000% a year? Back there their goverment exausted all intervention options; all possible interventionists ideas ever written in all economic encyclopedias of the world. Of course, nothing worked for them, even changing their currency name several times AND declaring martial laws to freeze prices! What worked for them, starting in the 90’s (specifically Brazil)? It’s simple: their government stopped spending and printing money.

These are indeed scary and desperate times. All because of greed, out of control spending, and addiction to gambling (derivatives anyone?).

Thanks again for writing your articles free of charge to us, and shedding some light amidst such insane times.