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Paulsens's Big Rock Candy Mountains
(to the melody of Big Rock Candy Mountain) Lyrics By WilliamBanzai7
One evening as the DOW went down and the ABX was burning Down the track came a banker hiking and he said boys I'm not turning I'm headin for a land that's far away from Wall Street's crystal towers So come with me we'll go and see the Bernanke's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Bernanke's Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright Where the handouts grow from the Bush bailout pros and you sleep sound every night Where the ABS books are all empty and the sun shines every day On the birds and the bees and the bonus trees Where the perrier springs where the squawk box sings In the Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains all the regulators have wooden legs And the shorts all have rubber teeth and the taxpayers lay golden eggs The traders books are full of fruit and the bankers play all day Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains you never sell your stocks And the glimmering streams of origination fees come a-trickling down the rocks The enforcers have to tip their hats and the bears and shorts are banned There's a lake of stew and of champagne too You can sail all around 'em in your custom yachts In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Rock Candy Mountains white collar jails are made of tin And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day Where they hung that jerk from Berkshire Hathaway In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
I'll see you all this coming fall in Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
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(to the melody of Big Rock Candy Mountain)
Lyrics By WilliamBanzai7
One evening as the DOW went down and the ABX was burning
Down the track came a banker hiking and he said boys I'm not turning
I'm headin for a land that's far away from Wall Street's crystal towers
So come with me we'll go and see the Bernanke's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Bernanke's Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow from the Bush bailout pros and you sleep sound every night
Where the ABS books are all empty and the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the bonus trees
Where the perrier springs where the squawk box sings
In the Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains all the regulators have wooden legs
And the shorts all have rubber teeth and the taxpayers lay golden eggs
The traders books are full of fruit and the bankers play all day
Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains you never sell your stocks
And the glimmering streams of origination fees come a-trickling down the rocks
The enforcers have to tip their hats and the bears and shorts are banned
There's a lake of stew and of champagne too
You can sail all around 'em in your custom yachts
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
In Paulsen's Rock Candy Mountains white collar jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks
I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung that jerk from Berkshire Hathaway
In Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains
I'll see you all this coming fall in Paulsen's Big Rock Candy Mountains