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Senator Dodd Revamps Paulson’s Bailout Plan

Ballad of Komrad Hank (Gorgy Busz's Kommerce Sekretary)
(Tune of Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about a fine komrad named Hank
A szwanky Goldman banker, who ably kept his partners fed,
Then one day he was laughin at some AIG fools,
And up through the ground came a toxic derivative krude.

CDSs that is, fools gold, Wall Street tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Hank buys billionz of CDOz n szhares,
Taxpayers said "Hank move away from here"
Said Zheleznodorozhny is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the junk and shipped it overseas (to Moscow that is).

Szwimming pools, Oligarchs , and everything.

Well now its time to say good by to Hank and all his bailout kin.
And they would like to thank you kapitalist fools fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this socialist locality
To have a heapin helpin of state hospitality
Set a spell, Take your white shoes off.

Do swidania, y'hear?.
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