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  • Regardless of a Bailout, US Economy is Decelerating [View article]
    TARP BAILOUT THRILLER NIGHT (Final version)
    (Michael Jackson's Thriller)
    WilliamBanzai7

    It's Midnight this late September night and the street is full of Politicians, Lurking in the Dark.
    Under The Moonlight, You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.
    You Try To Scream, But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
    Debt Markets Start To Freeze, As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
    Your Paralyzed

    You Hear The Door Slam, And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
    You Feel The Cold Take Hold, And Wonder If You'll See the Mother of All Bear Runs
    You Close Your Eyes, And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,
    But All The While, You Hear The GOP Pachydermata Creepin' Up Behind
    You're Out Of Time

    They're Out to Get You, There's Demons Closing In On Every Side.
    They Will Possess You, Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.
    Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Quants to huddle Close Together
    All Thru The Night, It'll Save You From The Terror On The Reuter Screen,
    It'll Make You See:

    (narrated by Vincent Price)
    Darkness Falls Across The Land, The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.
    Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood To Foreclose on Your Neighborhood
    And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Economic Bust
    Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell, And Rot Inside WaMu's Bankrupt Shell.

    The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of 700 Billion Bailout Bucks
    And Shortselling Ghouls From Every Trading Room Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
    And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Net Worth Starts To Shiver
    For No Investing Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The TARP Bailout Thriller

    'Cause this Is Thriller, TARP Bailout make or break Night
    and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.
    You Know its Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller Night
    You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

    Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller Night
    'Cause I can thrill you More Than Any Market Ghoul Could ever try. (Thriller, Bailout Night)
    So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Fiscal Massacre
    Thriller Here Tonight.

    'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night
    It Will Thrill You More Than Any Ghoul Could ever dare try
    Any Ghoul could ever Dare Try

    (Daddy, can I be TARP for Halloween? No deary...its too scary! Be something funny
    like the McCain campaign )

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