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Deere & Company: Cyclically Low Earnings Make for a Good Entry Point

Grandma's gotten run over by a John Deere
'coming home from our house Christmas eve
got a feeling that guy isn't grandpa
cause grandpa ain't h*#g like that we believe'

as heard on "A Filthy XXXMAS".....at filthyxxxmas.com and heard all over radio with a lot of bleeps Not on the original copy though.
(used with permission filthyxxxmas.com. If they can sell Christmas in August for furniture, why not funny parodies you haven't heard anywhere, guaranteed.

watch for the Air Sick Productions IPO one day

I am hardly long on anything, but Deere is one again. for the specifics mentioned. The the further you get into farm country the more Deere is a part of every day life. Watch any movie and when talking to movie or real life farmers, many of them have crusty old bent Deere hat son and proudly. they love their machines like their family. buying a new Deere in like giving birth to anew child, anew member of the family.

we cant think like urbanites. ( new word I guess). Deere will always be a part of American culture and heritage. Why, they make a damn good product. If the people who make a living on them say so, hey thats good enough for me in bull or bear, just the right time to rotate the stocks, not crops!!!

Remember...baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet. Deere is that and more (sniff)


Staples
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Crocs' Rocky Future - Barron's

Wow, am I glad that I follow on Rachael. I love to follow Rachael, specially when she chooses to show off her tight, firm and the I know you are looking at it...writing style that makes a stock like Crocks interesting. This is assuming a good sense of humor, not about the writing duh. Your new? picture seems to portray such a sense. it appears in your writing.

In all seriousness, I was shocked that Crocks shot down so far. I really shouldn't have been, but i really did expect something more out of them before it went to under $2. To add a Crocks simile it was like taking a nap somewhere toward the beginning of the summer of '07' all smiley and gloating with happy dreams of happy feet ( no 42nd st. reference, don't want to show Rachael my age)!!!. Waking up briefly for a glass of milk and a few cookies around the beginning of 2008, where very much like Hymen Roth won't be alive to see the New Year, but went back to my nap dreaming of a slight pullback / correction, only to wake up in November 2009 to a 'What the F'?

It was somewhere in penny stock land around a dollar or 2. My question truly is...what happened that made it go up to 6 and change?

I see the rip offs everywhere. My drug store, my 99 cent store to Walmart.

I dint think I have seen a real pair for sale anywhere now that I think of it...and I am in NY

Did I miss something?




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Algae Biofuel Sustainable Markets: Stocks to Benefit

Go figure
Oh man, this just in. A story from the Persian Gulf today has much of the rest of the world scratching their heads in disbelief. It reports that their algae consists of the highest level bio-oil and other valuable compounds necessary to produce the latest and most likely source of alternative energy for the planet's future. An unnamed source from the Gulf region who is involved with this finding states that oil and other fossil fuels will be soon replaced sooner than anyone anticipated..
This prime algae, located almost directly in front of Saudi Arabia, and on the opposite shore Iran appear to be the early winners in this 'sea scum service station' finding. This algae is so abundant that no type of expensive recovery method will be necessary. It actually washes up on shore and accumulates in massive amounts.
It makes the United States and most of the rest of the worlds algae seem like garbage.
Garbage?...Quick, someone check our dumps too to see if we have what they have too, only better of course

This newly formed APEC ministers will have another briefing shortly regarding the algae progress.

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A very original, funny, visually stunning site. So I heard.

Algae Biofuel Sustainable Markets: Stocks to Benefit

Why no mention of a private company Wise Landfill...now renamed, For Fuel Freedom

www.forfuelfreedom.com/

I would really like to hear an evaluation from people who really understand this stuff. I understand the concept, but the methodology, practicality and the 'will it work', go right over my head.

I did catch that if it proves to be what they claim, it would be pretty cheap to process.

I seriously would like to hear some expert opinions on them. As I have been keeping an eye on it, eversince I read it andhaving a history with gargae dumps, I couldn't help but see what they were talking about. I was intrigued.


Staples


FYI: I hold no interest of anykind other than curiousness in this company

Jon Stewart Takes on Goldman Sachs [Video]

Everyone thinks everything is funny until the one undeniable truth appears.

It stops being funny when its about you or your beliefs.


So take some of these comments from people with that mind.If you don't think it's funny, hate him and his show, s the once funny Howard Stern said, Turn the dial, don't watch or listen if you don't like what you hear.

As you can hopefully tell buy my site, comedy is just that, comedy. Whether its thoughtful, clever and takes a minute to go...Oh yeah I get, or pie in the face fall on a banana comedy, they are both geared to make you laugh
.
As that great comedian, Mac Yavelli once said,
"The end justifies the means'

This man could obviously write a helluva punchline.

Keep watching I am sure he will make serious jokes about something you do not have a vested interest, $, employment, learning what the name of their brokerage really means, whatever.

than enjoy the laugh at someone else's opinions.

gotta run, got to get out and buy you guys some new flip flops.

All is fun until someone gets hurt

It'll shoot your eye out!


sw


On Jul 18 01:31 AM Bill L. wrote:

> Politicking aside, the one thing I'm glad Mr. Stewart has done is
> to hold CNBC accountable. Just off the top of my head, I'm recalling
> a commercial where Maria is saying something like, if you watched
> CNBC, you knew this was coming...
>
> As a technician and a trend catcher, I've done exponentially better
> once I stopped watching... "fast, accurate, actionable".... actionable?
> Are you KIDDING me?

FDA Calendar Updates: CombinatoRx, Covidien

Any new news on the BDSI front?

As the SEC plans to shed the first glimmer of light on "dark pools" (private, opaque trading markets) likely by having them report monthly volumes, a debate continues over whether retail investors might still get left in the dark.

Please do not insult the Mafia like that. They know how to run a business.

DepoMed: Protected by Cash and Headed Higher

I took Neurontin and beside the side effects, which I do not think I occured, I realy did not notice much of a difference. It was prescribed originally for neurolgical undefind but present problems stemming from head trauma and unrealted trauma lesions. For a little disclosure.

My neuro gave it to me for headaches and uncontrollable twitching. Not Parkinsons, but just weird, come out of nowhere and different places.

I was excited for its success. I was on a relatively small dosage, as I read higher doses couild be more dangerous.

I hope and hopefully look forward to DepoMed's drug being approved and effective for many people like myself who are looking for a different choice than Gapapentin (Neurontin). Hey, it is OK to be selfish for some things!

FYI. I was not given the neurontin for hot flashes specifically although it is and was part of the symptoms.

I look forward to the future.


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Value Proposition: Axcelis Technologies

ACLS? - a bit distasteful naming your company after the disease that killed Lou Gehrig.

Than you have the metaphor that was used, albeit a hack joke used by the worst of comics (no I did not)
Can you believe that Lou Gehrig dies from a disease actually called Lou Gehrig's disease? Duh, like what are the odds.

So short, short this stock like the wind men...all sails full, raise the spinnaker, hoist the jib, Jimmy crack the corn, set all main sails and head sails Mr. Christian, unleash the Cracken

Any company that takes a symbol like that needs to feel the might of right (not the right...please). Boston people not allowed, sorry, its in the constitution's Bill of Rights. Let Jim Rice fall to a Jim Rice disease, and we'll talk.

Revenge, revenge be ours, to those with pure hearts and can throw a wicked spear thru some guys medulla Oblongata welcome. Just put those pure hearted pansies in the back.
Lets get em

Disclaimer: Author basically has no position in the stock mentioned. He doesn't even know what the initials stand for or what they do. He might actually have the initials mixed up.Too bad so sad. It was that time of night, reading the works of his favorite contributor Greenback'd and really had nothing to add or say about this stock. Like i said, it's like dating a cheerleader, I have no idea what to say about that either. you can't say what one does not know.

Hey that's good, log that....

see what happens when you are without your PC for 2 days cause you say what will happen if I delete this USB root hub?

I found out and can honestly say after 2 days, I have no idea how I did it. It was a sign from above.

end- always good to end on a thoughtful, reverential thought of a deity



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Indian Markets Tuesday Wrap-Up: Weak India, Mixed Asia

How is GNBT and Oral-Lyn doing over there?

I think I dated a girl with that name once. Sorry wasn't intended but too funny to pass up

Staples-weebs

Harley Davidson: Plan for More Downside

I am not a huge follower of Hog, but outside of the economic BS, we are all going through, I am lost on a little FYI HD info.

for the record, I am the in the age bracket mentioned above for Harley riders. do I ride, NO. If I did, it would be a Harley.

The same goes for the mystiques that my generation has on HD's and bikers in general. Bad 60's and 7-'s movies made people think bikers=bad. They are some of the coolest guys I ever hung out with. Partying with, another story, but they will always stop to help someone out it seems. OK, a huge stereotype, but i am from the 70's and still don't wanna make no enemies. Think of the movie 'Mask' and how cool riders are.

MY stock question comes from the strike that went on a little while ago at HD. Did they ever fully recover from that only to be drawn down again in this credit crap crunch?

I would find it an interesting how all the HD riders reacted in the post strike time, if there was one before the Suzuki Hit The Fan, ya folla

Thanks guys and I have my bandannas and don't even ride...so there! I'm with the orange one...walking

Billy Staples

Jobs Is Nowhere in Sight, But Life at Apple Continues

I am getting a kick out of the no Steve Jobs Apple still functioning and rolling out products without him.
As someone said earlier, the R & D probably has 2-3 years of stuff ready to be tweaked and hit the streets running. I love the Apple innovation mystique, that always delivers, why cause it does.

MSFT is the only big tech that was down or didn't benefit from this 4 day rally.

anyway my laugh about the Steve Jobs comments and Apple going well without him. It just so reminds me of a baseball game, when the manager gets kicked out of the game. He has to leave the dugout and some like to make a grand exit like Earl Weaver was famous for. Sorry young'uns. All the time after that the manager has pulled up a chair just down the ramp out of view from the umps still running the team. Even nowadays sitting in the clubhouse watching it on tv and texting the mgr replacement. He is still in charge

I feel the same way about Jobs. Sure his private parking space may be empty, he may not be at his desk, but his presence is a daily assumption. I cannot fathom that he is at home just watching Oprah and not really running Apple from his house. It's not like he doesn't have the technology to communicate with his 'guys or 'replacement manager'

my musings, where almost everything has something funny in it

Staples aka weebs


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Wall Street Breakfast: Must-Know News

so, how will this affect the 'troubled $ soaking up' but wothsaving banks, ex; Bankof America and Citigroup.

Reports of a possible new deal for C today of government taking 40% interest in C. mixed emotions and mixed understanding

Thoughts, ideas,laughs

Weebs

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Stock to Watch: PETS

I am not a pro or even close. I follow the technical point of view and unless the volume is so great for a momentum buy.

Wouldn't it make sense to wait for a bit of a pullback to what appears to be support at $15.98?

down but not out
dumb but not stupid
don't matter, I sti lost a pot of gold!!!

now I try to get smart

Staples

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When News Turns Comedic, Comedy Turns to News

I admit I love the article as giving comedy its due. there are also many internet homes for the same kind of politically stock related parody and news. I speakof one that does it with actual jokes and cartoons all from themselves....not lifted form the tv or papers. thewriters and developers are all from news and entertainment and only wish they would get more info up quicker.

the internet is a quick stop for a quick laugh is you like up to date funnies

check out

thedowjokesreport.com


Weebs