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Merrill Raises Capital - Fast Money Recap (7/28/08

The best way I've found to make mad money on the market is to wait 3 days after Cramer touts any stock...then short it. He's wrong far more often that he's right. Check out www.yourmoneywatch.com... for proof. Cramer is a showman...nothing more. Like a moron, I actually believed me might be on to something with his claim that SIRI would double after the merger. I figured even if he was only half right, it would be a decent return on investment. Instead, I got my ass handed to me. Then the F'ing jackass acts like he was sour on the deal the whole time. Cramer is a worthless scumbag as far as I'm concerned. I know this debacle isn't his fault...all he did was try to put out the fire with gasoline....still..his hypocrisy is infuriating. The smug bastard scratching lottery cards...I almost threw my JW Blue at the screen.

I'll hang on to what's left of my meager 25,000 share SIRI position and hope that maybe it will come back to even in a few years. What the hell else can I do? No point selling this crap now. This has been a very expensive lesson. I kill at Texas Hold 'em. I suck at speculation stocks. My speculation money will go to poker from now on. At least I won't have to worry about some jackass dumping $350 million worth of diluted cards into the deck in the middle of the game and ruin my pocket rocket hole cards.

Hey, at least I admit it when I screw up. And man did I screw up on this company. Maybe I'll feel differently in 6 months...but for now I am so pissed at Cramer for rubbing salt in the wound and at Mel for diluting this sorry stock on merger day that I can hardly gather enough sputum to spit. And for you jackasses that like to rub it in. go F yourselves.

Yes, I feel better now.